1. You’re stupid.

2. You’re desperate.

3. You’re hungry.

4. You’re scared.

5. You’re unimaginative.

6. You’re brainwashed.

7. You’re a people pleaser.

8. You love taxes.

9. You’re 30 and living with your parents.

10. You’ve earned a degree in student debt.

Or you could skip the job and change the world instead.