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James81 · 10-19-2010, 04:49 PM

Would any of you come to hankpavlina.com?

What you buy a psychic reading from Ethel Pavlina?

What Hank and Ethel Pavlina have gotten divorced? Would they have been monogamous?

Mounds · 10-19-2010, 04:55 PM

According to scientific research, his efforts would have been ridiculed. According to the same study, people named Hank are most likely to end up flipping burgers at McDonalds for their entire lives. Upon death, these people would end up in their own private Hell, flipping burgers at McDonalds for eternity.
Now your probably wondering what would become of Ethel. Ethel would go on to discover a chemical compound that is useful as an anesthetic as well as ripening fruit. As Ethel's are all self-centered and only care about themselves, she would name the chemical Ethylene. This would also be her first, second and third daughters first name.

Science: Indisputable.

James81 · 10-19-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

According to scientific research, his efforts would have been ridiculed. According to the same study, people named Hank are most likely to end up flipping burgers at McDonalds for their entire lives. Upon death, these people would end up in their own private Hell, flipping burgers at McDonalds for eternity.
Now your probably wondering what would become of Ethel. Ethel would go on to discover a chemical compound that is useful as an anesthetic as well as ripening fruit. As Ethel's are all self-centered and only care about themselves, she would name the chemical Ethylene. This would also be her first, second and third daughters first name.

Science: Indisputable.

I hear ya.

You ever notice how guys named "Dennis" are all gigantic ********?

Angela · 10-19-2010, 04:59 PM

My first optometrist was named Hank. He was supersexy. He didn't just look good, he helped me see well. Hank. Hank! Oh, Hank.

James81 · 10-19-2010, 05:02 PM

You know, I really don't know any Hanks. Don't know if I've ever known a Hank.

I did know an Ethel once, and she was a bit unkempt and frizzy. She was a sweet, funny woman though.

WarrenG · 10-19-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by James81

I hear ya.

You ever notice how guys named "Dennis" are all gigantic ********?

Statistically, if you are named Dennis you are very slightly more likely to be a dentist.

James81 · 10-19-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by WarrenG

Statistically, if you are named Dennis you are very slightly more likely to be a dentist.

Either that or a Menace.

Zach M · 10-20-2010, 01:29 PM

He'd be running ecogeek? (currently run by another Hank.)

BillyTheAdult · 10-20-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by James81

I hear ya.

You ever notice how guys named "Dennis" are all gigantic ********?

Yeah, you remember that motorcycle guy from the spongebob movie?

reiki717 · 10-20-2010, 05:10 PM

Who cares?

Mounds · 10-20-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by reiki717

Who cares?

*Mounds runs to his underground lair (that's right ladies, I have a lair) and starts conducting tests. He types furiously on his super computer and moves into his laboratory. Explosions made by incompatible chemicals being mixed are heard. Mounds rushes back to the super computer which is now spitting out pages. He picks up the pages and says, "Profound". Now it's onto the blackboard, one mathematical equation after another. How confusing math can be! Mounds runs his hands through his hair, giving him a disheveled appearance, the chalk making him look older than he is. "Eureka! I've got it!" he exclaims. Jumping into his personal pneumatic elevator, he fires up into the house, runs to his computer and logs back onto www.stevepavlina.com/forums...*

According to scientific research, you care enough to post in this thread.

Zing.

mikej · 10-20-2010, 06:07 PM

i would definitely buy a psychic reading from ethel pavlina.

however, hank pavlina sounds like a country and western singer.

James81 · 10-20-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

*Mounds runs to his underground lair (that's right ladies, I have a lair) and starts conducting tests. He types furiously on his super computer and moves into his laboratory. Explosions made by incompatible chemicals being mixed are heard. Mounds rushes back to the super computer which is now spitting out pages. He picks up the pages and says, "Profound". Now it's onto the blackboard, one mathematical equation after another. How confusing math can be! Mounds runs his hands through his hair, giving him a disheveled appearance, the chalk making him look older than he is. "Eureka! I've got it!" he exclaims. Jumping into his personal pneumatic elevator, he fires up into the house, runs to his computer and logs back onto www.stevepavlina.com/forums...*

According to scientific research, you care enough to post in this thread.

Zing.

Hahahaha...ah, Hugh Jass you slay me.

Angela · 10-20-2010, 06:41 PM

Hey, Mounds, what happens when you run the question, "So what?" through your superscience lairlab?

Curtis2011 · 10-20-2010, 09:31 PM

If Steve's name was Hank, we'd all be posting on his alternate-universe forum asking "How would Hank's life have been different if he were named Steve?"

Daffy Duck · 10-20-2010, 10:28 PM

If his name was Hank, he would be a successful lawn mower.

Or he would write an autobiography on S&M and title it, Hanky Panky.

Cado · 10-21-2010, 03:10 AM

No, you know the real question here is how Steve's life would have been different if his mom was named Hank. That's something to ponder.

cacheborn · 10-21-2010, 06:01 AM

There is a psychological viewpoint that says that your name determines your destiny. Not sure how much truth there is. In the end, what you do counts, people don't care about the name itself. Who would have known that a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger will be popular?

Gene · 10-27-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Daffy Duck

If his name was Hank, he would be a successful lawn mower.

Or he would write an autobiography on S&M and title it, Hanky Panky.

I think the title should be, "Hanks Spanky Panky!"

Now123 · 10-27-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by James81

I hear ya.

You ever notice how guys named "Dennis" are all gigantic ********?

YES!! I knew a dennis back in school. overweight, tall, and ugly.

James81 · 10-27-2010, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Now123

YES!! I knew a dennis back in school. overweight, tall, and ugly.

The Dennises I have known have all been skinny, but he was a gigantic dick.

"Gigantic" in this sense was meant to express just how much of an ass he was (the starred out word was ass + hole), not a measure of their physical stature.

But I guess if your Dennis was overweight, tall, and ugly, then he was probably bitter and angsty as well.

roxyruby · 10-30-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Angela

My first optometrist was named Hank. He was supersexy. He didn't just look good, he helped me see well. Hank. Hank! Oh, Hank.

Hanky Panky Hank XD Give him that nickname XD

Dan Adrian · 10-30-2010, 08:33 PM

Don't you know Hank Moody from Californication? He was also a successful writer (among other things)... So I'd say Steve would have been very successful if he were named Hank

JeffistheAnswer · 11-08-2010, 01:50 AM

Hank Pavlina would've done things the same way, except he'd have a country accent, substantial amounts of facial hair, and would never be seen without a cowboy hat. He would also make rude and naughty analogies within his articles on this site.

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10-19-2010, 04:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	According to scientific research, his efforts would have been ridiculed. According to the same study, people named Hank are most likely to end up flipping burgers at McDonalds for their entire lives. Upon death, these people would end up in their own private Hell, flipping burgers at McDonalds for eternity. Now your probably wondering what would become of Ethel. Ethel would go on to discover a chemical compound that is useful as an anesthetic as well as ripening fruit. As Ethel's are all self-centered and only care about themselves, she would name the chemical Ethylene. This would also be her first, second and third daughters first name. Science: Indisputable.

10-19-2010, 04:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	My first optometrist was named Hank. He was supersexy. He didn't just look good, he helped me see well. Hank. Hank! Oh, Hank.

10-19-2010, 05:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
James81 Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,690	You know, I really don't know any Hanks. Don't know if I've ever known a Hank. I did know an Ethel once, and she was a bit unkempt and frizzy. She was a sweet, funny woman though.

10-20-2010, 01:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zach M Family Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,110	He'd be running ecogeek? (currently run by another Hank.)

10-20-2010, 05:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
reiki717 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Toronto Posts: 147	Who cares?

10-20-2010, 06:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
mikej Family Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,635	i would definitely buy a psychic reading from ethel pavlina. however, hank pavlina sounds like a country and western singer.

10-20-2010, 06:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	Hey, Mounds, what happens when you run the question, "So what?" through your superscience lairlab?

10-20-2010, 09:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
Curtis2011 Family Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,950	If Steve's name was Hank, we'd all be posting on his alternate-universe forum asking "How would Hank's life have been different if he were named Steve?"

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Daffy Duck Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,001	If his name was Hank, he would be a successful lawn mower. Or he would write an autobiography on S&M and title it, Hanky Panky.

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Cado Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Flames Which Temper Steel Posts: 2,017	No, you know the real question here is how Steve's life would have been different if his mom was named Hank. That's something to ponder.

10-21-2010, 06:01 AM	#18 (permalink)
cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	There is a psychological viewpoint that says that your name determines your destiny. Not sure how much truth there is. In the end, what you do counts, people don't care about the name itself. Who would have known that a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger will be popular?

10-30-2010, 08:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
Dan Adrian Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 69	Don't you know Hank Moody from Californication? He was also a successful writer (among other things)... So I'd say Steve would have been very successful if he were named Hank

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JeffistheAnswer Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Luxurious Mansion Posts: 242	Hank Pavlina would've done things the same way, except he'd have a country accent, substantial amounts of facial hair, and would never be seen without a cowboy hat. He would also make rude and naughty analogies within his articles on this site.

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