Go Hunting (Blog)

[Mounds]

Originally Posted by yossarian

I will some day. I imagine I can eat an African child or something that no one will miss.

And just like the animals I eat, I'd want to kill him or her humanely.

I think people would miss the African child, specifically the child's family. Why not snag a vagrant?

[yossarian]

Originally Posted by Mounds

Out of that whole post, this is the only part where I was like, "WHAT!?!". After reading what you just put down, I would have expected that you'd say we just rot in the ground. You really think we move on in a spiritual form?

I don't really know. But I mean a lot of people seem very convinced that we do. So I figured they're probably right, right?

Anyway the thought that I'm sending people to Jesus actually makes me want to kill people. I'm doing them a favour. If they kill themselves, they go to Hell or have some bad repercussion (even Erin says this) but if I kill them, they get to hang out with Angels in bliss and happiness.

I'm just saying, I think you're all wusses for being afraid of eating people. I can go kill a cow, cook it, eat it, it's delicious, and nothing bad happens. Likewise with people. What's the big deal?

It's just your social conditioning that tells you not to eat people. You're all a bunch of brainwashed slaves.

[yossarian]

Originally Posted by Mounds

I think people would miss the African child, specifically the child's family. Why not snag a vagrant?

Have you been to Africa?

I could probably pay the parents like two dollars to kill, bleed, and skin the kid for me.

Life is cheap in Africa.

And yeah, I think most cannibals just target orphans and vagrants and prostitutes because no one misses them.

I'm not saying it's cost-effective to eat people. It's probably more expensive than Kobe Beef. It's a delicacy, not an everyday thing. Most orphans etc are worth a good bit of money if you put them to work in the sex trade or on one of those big water wheels like on Oliver! The Musical. So I mean you either buy them or steal them, like any meat. Buying people meat from the 3rd world is probably safest, but stealing in the 1st world is more convenient.

[Mounds]

Originally Posted by yossarian

I don't really know. But I mean a lot of people seem very convinced that we do. So I figured they're probably right, right?

It's just your social conditioning that tells you not to eat people. You're all a bunch of brainwashed slaves.

Oh man, this is rich. I could read these two quotes over and over all day long

This is fun! We should do it more often.

[cdavis]

whahahaha how did cannibalism come into play

once again a thread starts on Earth and ends on Mars

[yossarian]

Originally Posted by Mounds

Oh man, this is rich. I could read these two quotes over and over all day long

This is fun! We should do it more often.

I don't think there's a contradiction. Obviously my belief in the afterlife is fairly weak. I mean I said outright that "I don't really know"

It's possible to have an inkling or a leaning that is based on data from others but that is not social conditioning. I'm not conditioned to believe - I could easily go either way. My decision regarding the first quote has been made with great reflection, not reflexively like socially conditioned people.

Have you decided not to eat people through deep personal reflection? Or did you just decide reflexively, unconsciously, through childhood conditioning?

Live consciously. Decide for yourself whether cannibalism is good or bad. Maybe do a 30 day trial.