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quickheads · 01-08-2009, 04:17 PM

Despite Steve's assertion that "every guy names his schmecky," I haven't named mine?!

I have a pretty sick and twisted sense of humor, but I kinda' think it's juvenile.

However, If I were to name it, I would go for something like "toothpick" or "Baby Carrot" to prevent people from thinking I was overcompensating for any lack in a particular area.

Does anyone else have a thought about this?

Dan Yager

Trezker · 01-12-2009, 05:34 AM

Don't worry, you're not alone. When I read about everyone naming their schmecky I really tried to think of a name for mine, but I couldn't...

Gregorz · 01-12-2009, 07:58 AM

Greek gods and mythological creatures are good staple. Since I'm a massive gaming nerd, I like to call mine 'Kratos'.

RT Wolf · 01-12-2009, 02:13 PM

^ Hahaha. I'm sorry but that sounds like some sort of STD. "I'm sorry honey, I've got Kratos!"

Still more creative than mine, which is my name with "junior" attached to the end of it. Usually contracted to initials.

carenkh · 01-12-2009, 03:12 PM

So, I'm guessing you don't want to go with "quickhead"?

Savage · 01-12-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by carenkh

So, I'm guessing you don't want to go with "quickhead"?

ROFL.

That would be some interesting personal branding.

mlc82 · 01-12-2009, 04:47 PM

I don't know about the rest of you, but my penis "Conan" and I have a great relationship...

Savage · 01-12-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mlc82

I don't know about the rest of you, but my penis "Conan" and I have a great relationship...

But is it Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, or Conan O'Brien?

Victor Vikingr · 01-12-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Pavlina

But is it Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, or Conan O'Brien?

It's Conan the Penis, of course.

MidasGirl · 01-12-2009, 09:51 PM

I've heard that when a man names his penis it grows about 2 inches longer.

Daffy Duck · 01-12-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MidasGirl

I've heard that when a man names his penis it grows about 2 inches longer.

That's why I named mine twice.

MidasGirl · 01-12-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Daffy Duck

That's why I named mine twice.

ROTFL.........

My ex had his named. When we got fed up with each other, the most irritating thing about him was the name of his penis.

Daffy Duck · 01-12-2009, 10:06 PM

May I ask its name?

seeker5 · 01-12-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by quickheads

Despite Steve's assertion that "every guy names his schmecky,"

First time I hear that. I'm going to have to ask some of my male friends about this, because I don't believe the assertion.

MidasGirl · 01-12-2009, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Daffy Duck

May I ask its name?

George

Lmao.......it was a traumatizing thing that left me with major baggage. Guy with a named penis is a deal breaker in my world.

Rose of Cairo · 01-12-2009, 10:54 PM

I haven't asked all guys on the planet, but most of those I have met hadn't named theirs.

Rose of Cairo · 01-12-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MidasGirl

Guy with a named penis is a deal breaker in my world.

I had no negative experience with George,

but a named penis is a big turn-off for me too.

Dan.Linehan · 01-12-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by seeker5

First time I hear that. I'm going to have to ask some of my male friends about this, because I don't believe the assertion.

I'm with you Seeker. I've definitely met dozens of guys who have not had a name for their penis.

But then, I've never heard one called a "Schmecky" either..

MidasGirl · 01-12-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rose of Cairo

I haven't asked all guys on the planet, but most of those I have met hadn't named theirs.

Guys who've named theirs think all guys name them, lol.

Kinda like guys who cheat will constantly assert that all men cheat.

Erin Pavlina · 01-12-2009, 11:14 PM

The real question no one is asking, is do girls name their va-jay-jays?

And what if your partner's penis is Romeo. Do you name yours Juliet?

MidasGirl · 01-12-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Erin Pavlina

The real question no one is asking, is do girls name their va-jay-jays?

And what if your partner's penis is Romeo. Do you name yours Juliet?

I haven't but my boyfriend insisted on naming it for me (mostly to make fun of the fact that I can't stand named Penises)

Savage · 01-12-2009, 11:45 PM

Women often name their breasts instead... e.g. Laverne & Shirley.

Savage · 01-12-2009, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rose of Cairo

I haven't asked all guys on the planet, but most of those I have met hadn't named theirs.

Great to know that by inserting an innocuous little joke into an article, I can help stimulate such interesting conversations.

Rose of Cairo · 01-13-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Pavlina

Great to know that by inserting an innocuous little joke into an article, I can help stimulate such interesting conversations.

Dear Steve, I didn't wait for you to have such interesting conversations.

But you did stimulate my creative processes. I just created a female character for my screenplay who named her boobs "Honeydew" and "Cassaba". (you guess her approximate bra size)

Thank you

Cran · 01-13-2009, 04:12 PM

Now I finally can contribute as a FEMALE, to state that I didn't name any of my bodyparts and have no intention of doing so. Unless "that thing" counts while I am in a rage trying to squeeze myself into a dress that fits everywhere but around my bust.

But I know some men who talk about the part in question as the "little (their first name)". Little???

JeromeX · 01-13-2009, 04:21 PM

Wow, Personal Development for Smart People aleady became Penis Development for Smart People.

Savage · 01-13-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cran

Now I finally can contribute as a FEMALE, to state that I didn't name any of my bodyparts and have no intention of doing so. Unless "that thing" counts while I am in a rage trying to squeeze myself into a dress that fits everywhere but around my bust.

But I know some men who talk about the part in question as the "little (their first name)". Little???

Your body parts already have names. They're just the same inherited labels everyone else uses.

In order to live consciously, you must choose your own labels instead of using the socially conditioned ones, unless you think all your parts are generic.

Trezker · 01-13-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Pavlina

Your body parts already have names. They're just the same inherited labels everyone else uses.

In order to live consciously, you must choose your own labels instead of using the socially conditioned ones, unless you think all your parts are generic.

Well if we need to name body parts to live consciously, then I must insist that we have to make new words for everything in existence. Also we can not just live with the same grammatic rules as everyone else. We must all make a personal language.

JRR Tolkien must've been a very conscious person.

Tobes · 01-13-2009, 06:01 PM

Well I am unimaginative so I guess I will just call mine "Dickhead." Now I have more respect for my wife and so greet her's with a "Good morning Ladies!"

Xanafax · 01-13-2009, 06:12 PM

Tobias. Bernard Woolfington IV Esq.

Oh yeah that's right, I have a posh penis!

01-08-2009, 04:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
quickheads Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 18	A name for my penis? Despite Steve's assertion that "every guy names his schmecky," I haven't named mine?! I have a pretty sick and twisted sense of humor, but I kinda' think it's juvenile. However, If I were to name it, I would go for something like "toothpick" or "Baby Carrot" to prevent people from thinking I was overcompensating for any lack in a particular area. Does anyone else have a thought about this? Dan Yager

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