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Jake Danger · 11-07-2006, 12:19 PM

Suppose that he wouldn't be offended no matter what you asked?

Michelle · 11-07-2006, 12:21 PM

You are God! Ask yourself anything you want.

Smooch.

Fortune · 11-07-2006, 02:29 PM

Explain your own existence.

elainevdw · 11-07-2006, 03:43 PM

I'd ask what God thinks of that song by Joan Osbourne.

Radical · 11-07-2006, 03:50 PM

I'd ask of all the things he/she could have created, why did he/she create this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up world.

Brendon Colby · 11-07-2006, 04:58 PM

I don't know. Look in the mirror and ask away.

boggle · 11-07-2006, 10:17 PM

He'd know the question anyway. He's God after all. So what point lies in asking the question in the first place? Maybe like everyone else, he needs a mirror to see himself. But then, what does he ask you?

kthdsn · 11-07-2006, 10:20 PM

I believe that there is no god, so I have no question to ask.

julien · 11-07-2006, 10:39 PM

I'd ask him to take his sit.

Amit · 11-07-2006, 10:49 PM

As much as my conscious mind is saying to myself that I am part of God as we all are, I still don't 100% believe it, but as I do consider myself a God as I consider all of you Gods I would ask: "What's the most fun thing you've ever done?"

So therefore, I ask you, what's the most fun thing you've ever done?

songwriter · 11-07-2006, 10:54 PM

I believe in God as a kind a collective consciousness, even Universal Consciousness. So we're all God. I don't have anything to ask him, my only doubts are about the future, and not even God can know the future...

Dan.Linehan · 11-07-2006, 11:49 PM

If we are all parts of God, God cannot be self aware until we are all fully aware of one another.

Savage · 11-07-2006, 11:56 PM

I'd ask for an android personal assistant.

Zach · 11-08-2006, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical

I'd ask of all the things he/she could have created, why did he/she create this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up world.

But God didn't make it this way....

Radical · 11-08-2006, 12:18 AM

It was a joke, but if god is real and omniscient then he/she would surely have known how the world was going to turn out.

carney77 · 11-08-2006, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brendon Colby

I don't know. Look in the mirror and ask away.

IT'S SO SIMPLE, IT'S SILLY! HOW DID WE EVER MISS IT?

carney77 · 11-08-2006, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Pavlina

I'd ask for an android personal assistant.

THAT'S HILLARIOUS! I was telling my friends last month that all I wanted for Christmas this year was a Robo-Maid!

TechnoGuyRob · 11-08-2006, 12:46 AM

"Why am I talking to myself?"

TechnoGuyRob · 11-08-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Pavlina

I'd ask for an android personal assistant.

God called. He says no.

Quote:

Originally Posted by carney77

I was telling my friends last month that all I wanted for Christmas this year was a Robo-Maid!

It's funny how we give each other presents on God's birthday. It's like, you invite everybody to your birthday, and they start swapping presents between themselves as you watch.

Michael Chui · 11-08-2006, 12:58 AM

I would ask, "Have you played Spore yet?"

sourceofmiracles · 11-08-2006, 01:33 AM

I'd ask God two swedish f{rated R}{rated R} {Rated R} and a star spangle bt{rated R}{rated X} with strawberry flavoring. And then I'd ask his/her/its forgiveness.

Tee hee.

@ Chui: I read American Gods. weird book, man.

Andrew Brunelle · 11-08-2006, 03:50 AM

I'd ask him if everyone dances naked to Sounds of the Rainforest while wearing clown makeup while they have no one else in the house.

Henry · 11-08-2006, 04:00 AM

Why do bad things happen to good people?

Jake Danger · 11-08-2006, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical

It was a joke, but if god is real and omniscient then he/she would surely have known how the world was going to turn out.

He's not finished yet...

Michael Chui · 11-08-2006, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sourceofmiracles

@ Chui: I read American Gods. weird book, man.

How was it weird? (I don't think this is the appropriate thread for that; start one up and drop me a PM to tell me where it is and I'd love to chat with you about it.)

Bruce Achterberg · 11-08-2006, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake Danger

What would you ask God if you had just one question?

Assuming "God" is some sort of divine being separate from ourselves... and assuming you can only ask a "question" rather then ask for a "wish" to be granted...

I would ask where I can find the user documentation that comes with life, find it, obtain it, and PhotoRead it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical

[...] if god is real and omniscient then he/she would surely have known how the world was going to turn out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake Danger

He's not finished yet...

"Perfect... They are all... perfect...”
- Katsumoto, The Last Samurai

You probably won't understand the above quote unless you've seen The Last Samurai, in which case you should go see, buy, or rent it - right now. Then after that you should read Steve's blog post entitled Perfection.

Considerate · 11-08-2006, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Pavlina

I'd ask for an android personal assistant.

Would that not be your Higher Self? Not so automated, but at least personal and dedicated. Now if I could find the phone number of mine...

datano · 11-08-2006, 06:52 PM

What is the question you don't have the answer to?

Nova · 11-08-2006, 07:10 PM

I would probably ask if he knows any good jokes. I'm delegating the whole "what is a good question?" thing to tiny white mice.

dorothy hanna · 11-08-2006, 07:46 PM

I don't have a question, but I think we might all turn and look at him simultaneously, and shout, WAKE UP!!!

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boggle Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Berlin Posts: 7	Asking back He'd know the question anyway. He's God after all. So what point lies in asking the question in the first place? Maybe like everyone else, he needs a mirror to see himself. But then, what does he ask you?

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datano Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1	God already knows what am I going to ask! What is the question you don't have the answer to?

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11-07-2006, 12:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Michelle Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 1,285	You are God! Ask yourself anything you want. Smooch.

11-07-2006, 02:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fortune Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 61	Explain your own existence.

11-07-2006, 03:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
elainevdw Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Reno/Tahoe, NV, USA Posts: 375	I'd ask what God thinks of that song by Joan Osbourne.

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Radical Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 410	I'd ask of all the things he/she could have created, why did he/she create this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up world.

11-07-2006, 04:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brendon Colby Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 115	I don't know. Look in the mirror and ask away.

11-07-2006, 10:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
kthdsn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 143	I believe that there is no god, so I have no question to ask.

11-07-2006, 10:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
julien Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: China, France Posts: 70	I'd ask him to take his sit.

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Amit Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London, UK Posts: 171	As much as my conscious mind is saying to myself that I am part of God as we all are, I still don't 100% believe it, but as I do consider myself a God as I consider all of you Gods I would ask: "What's the most fun thing you've ever done?" So therefore, I ask you, what's the most fun thing you've ever done?

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songwriter Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,123	I believe in God as a kind a collective consciousness, even Universal Consciousness. So we're all God. I don't have anything to ask him, my only doubts are about the future, and not even God can know the future...

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Dan.Linehan Family Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Rafael, CA Posts: 4,896	If we are all parts of God, God cannot be self aware until we are all fully aware of one another.

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Radical Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 410	It was a joke, but if god is real and omniscient then he/she would surely have known how the world was going to turn out.

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TechnoGuyRob Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 149	"Why am I talking to myself?"

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Michael Chui Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Seattle, Washington, USA Posts: 3,977	I would ask, "Have you played Spore yet?"

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sourceofmiracles Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: fountain, co Posts: 96	I'd ask God two swedish f{rated R}{rated R} {Rated R} and a star spangle bt{rated R}{rated X} with strawberry flavoring. And then I'd ask his/her/its forgiveness. Tee hee. @ Chui: I read American Gods. weird book, man.

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Andrew Brunelle Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Home Posts: 2,578	I'd ask him if everyone dances naked to Sounds of the Rainforest while wearing clown makeup while they have no one else in the house.

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Henry Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 157	Why do bad things happen to good people?

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Nova Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 12	I would probably ask if he knows any good jokes. I'm delegating the whole "what is a good question?" thing to tiny white mice.

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dorothy hanna Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 357	I don't have a question, but I think we might all turn and look at him simultaneously, and shout, WAKE UP!!!

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