Family Guy

[LostMyMap]

Look who's in the family now! They let me in, here comes trouble.

I'll be the uncle from California that shows up at family gatherings in flip-flops and a Hawaiian shirt and eats all the food and flirts with other guys dates. But the kids will think I'm cool because I teach them dirty jokes and let the older ones have a sip of my beer.

"Once you're in this family, there's no gettin' out."
-Tony Soprano

What character are you in la famiglia?

[Angela]

I am the crazy world-traveling hypnotist auntie, the only grown-up who will participate in the skits or do things that require being down on the floor.

[curiouslyrandom]

Lately, I'd say the black sheep crazy kid whom no one wants to invite to events because I'll either show up late (highly likely) or upstage the host or guest of honor (much less likely, but it has happened). But hey, that's just my perception so I could be wrong.

[Quantum Blue]

Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Lately, I'd say the black sheep crazy kid whom no one wants to invite to events because I'll either show up late (highly likely) or upstage the host or guest of honor (much less likely, but it has happened). But hey, that's just my perception so I could be wrong.

You took my job!

CAMPAIGN SPEECH:

If I'm elected to the office of Family Member, whatever that means, I promise to uphold my duties in the most pleasantly eye-widening and mind-expanding way possible. I'm committed to taking people completely by surprise on a regular basis, inducing laughter in the stodgiest of souls, and humorously reviving the deadest of threads. I'll tirelessly persevere in the education of the self-proclaimed Unworthy and do my utmost to turn them into Superheroes. I vow to let them pick their own Superhero Names but I reserve the right to make multiple hilarious suggestions at random. I promise to feed the cat. If you do not have a cat, a cat can and will be provided for you. You have the right to refuse the cat at any time but cats come back, just sayin'.

I promise to share the entirely of my joke compendium, both dirty and clean, foreign and domestic, regular and extra crispy, upon request. PM me for the dirty stuff and make payments to the Hotty Psychics Foundation of America. We meet in the basement of the physics department every third Wednesday but the physics department doesn't know. Yet. I vow to serve the PDSM for the duration of my sanity, so far as it can be measured and regulated and I know of no impediment to a long and happy career as Smart Ass Number Seven on it's boards. As for the other six, and you know who you are, I humbly bow before your leadership and commend your groundbreaking snarkiness. You have bravely paved the way through mediocrity that others may follow in sandals rather than snake-proof jungle boots.

I will provide guidance, levity, protection, wisdom, horrific puns, and electronic brownies as long as my term shall last. Have mercy on my soul.

QB

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by Quantum Blue

You took my job!

CAMPAIGN SPEECH:

If I'm elected to the office of Family Member, whatever that means, I promise to uphold my duties in the most pleasantly eye-widening and mind-expanding way possible. I'm committed to taking people completely by surprise on a regular basis, inducing laughter in the stodgiest of souls, and humorously reviving the deadest of threads. I'll tirelessly persevere in the education of the self-proclaimed Unworthy and do my utmost to turn them into Superheroes. I vow to let them pick their own Superhero Names but I reserve the right to make multiple hilarious suggestions at random. I promise to feed the cat. If you do not have a cat, a cat can and will be provided for you. You have the right to refuse the cat at any time but cats come back, just sayin'.

I promise to share the entirely of my joke compendium, both dirty and clean, foreign and domestic, regular and extra crispy, upon request. PM me for the dirty stuff and make payments to the Hotty Psychics Foundation of America. We meet in the basement of the physics department every third Wednesday but the physics department doesn't know. Yet. I vow to serve the PDSM for the duration of my sanity, so far as it can be measured and regulated and I know of no impediment to a long and happy career as Smart Ass Number Seven on it's boards. As for the other six, and you know who you are, I humbly bow before your leadership and commend your groundbreaking snarkiness. You have bravely paved the way through mediocrity that others may follow in sandals rather than snake-proof jungle boots.

I will provide guidance, levity, protection, wisdom, horrific puns, and electronic brownies as long as my term shall last. Have mercy on my soul.

QB

I like you already. Need to hear more about this Hotty Psychics Foundation of America.

Only 980 more posts and you too can be a family member. I am fairly shocked that I've hit the Submit button that many times here already.

Do you think it means anything that physics and psychics are anagrams?

(Try typing 'physics psychics' 20 times fast. Not easy)

[Bricona]

I'm the youngest, shy, quiet kid, who everyone thinks is writing a rollercoaster novel but really is planning on destroying the world....

... but really just procrastinates a lot.

[Quantum Blue]

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

I like you already. Need to hear more about this Hotty Psychics Foundation of America.

We are a widespread, loosely organized group. Who needs membership cards when you're psychic? Basically, if you think you're hot, you're in. Others opinions are merely manifestations of our own thoughts....

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

Only 980 more posts and you too can be a family member.

Hmm...that'll probably be next Tuesday.

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

So you think it means anything that physics and psychics are anagrams?

It does to the psychics, not so much to the physicists. Go figure.

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

(Try typing 'physics psychics' 20 times fast. Not easy)

You have no idea just how long it took me to type the above....

QB

PS: A friend of mine used to constantly quote Star Wars, particularly Yoda--in voice and everything. My response was always to grin and say, "Yo! Duh!"

[ssandra]

I'd be that person who invites everyone and makes sure that everyone is having fun.

I'd invite the black sheep and reassure her that she really isn't that bad and if people cannot handle her, that's their problem. She will always be welcome in my house.

I am the person who will talk to the shy guy and draw him out of his loneliness

I'll have interesting discussions with the world traveling hippie and join her in some of her adventures.

I'll make sure everyone has something to drink and to eat all the time.

People can come to me to cry or to laugh. For support or for fun.

I'm the glue that holds the family together.


(thank you. Wonderful exercise, and an exercise in courage for me to actually post it, because it is kinda boasting... but yet true )

[Curtis2011]

Originally Posted by Angela

I am the crazy world-traveling hypnotist auntie, the only grown-up who will participate in the skits or do things that require being down on the floor.

I like where this is going already!

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by ssandra

I'm the glue that holds the family together.

Indeed. And thank you so much for that.

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Lately, I'd say the black sheep crazy kid whom no one wants to invite to events because I'll either show up late (highly likely) or upstage the host or guest of honor (much less likely, but it has happened). But hey, that's just my perception so I could be wrong.

You don't need no stinkin' invitation. You just show up and be fabulous!

[aelle]

I would like to request Weena as my sister-in-crime, Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi as my badass cousin and LostMyMap as my cool uncle.

[Old Garrick]

I suppose I'm that one grandpa who just won't die. The one who's up at five in the morning to practice kung fu, hates sitting down, thinks that beds are for nancy-boys and likes to wear a pith helmet he won in a poker game against Ringo Starr.

[Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi]

Originally Posted by aelle

I would like to request Weena as my sister-in-crime, Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi as my badass cousin and LostMyMap as my cool uncle.

Rock out with your coque out/Jam out with your clam out!! (choose one/both (!) - whatever is most appropriate depending on mood, physiology, and choice of accessories).

I'm the obnoxious rebel/hippie who wears combat boots and talks about negative energy pools and has no shame. I only wish I could go braless. I used to, then I breastfed and my boobs grew 2 cup sizes. True story.

I'm prickly and skittish, but very warm, tender, and velveteen when you can find the sweet spot.

[danas]

Exactly today, November 13th 2006, 4 years ago, I joined as a junior member.
Happy birthday!

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi

I only wish I could go braless. I used to, then I breastfed and my boobs grew 2 cup sizes. True story.

Wouldn't bother me none I'm for au naturale, unless you're jogging or something. Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself!!!

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by Old Garrick

I suppose I'm that one grandpa who just won't die. The one who's up at five in the morning to practice kung fu, hates sitting down, thinks that beds are for nancy-boys and likes to wear a pith helmet he won in a poker game against Ringo Starr.

I always wanted to have a grandpa like that.

[rickrock]

Originally Posted by Quantum Blue

You took my job!

CAMPAIGN SPEECH:

If I'm elected to the office of Family Member, whatever that means, I promise to uphold my duties in the most pleasantly eye-widening and mind-expanding way possible. I'm committed to taking people completely by surprise on a regular basis, inducing laughter in the stodgiest of souls, and humorously reviving the deadest of threads. I'll tirelessly persevere in the education of the self-proclaimed Unworthy and do my utmost to turn them into Superheroes. I vow to let them pick their own Superhero Names but I reserve the right to make multiple hilarious suggestions at random. I promise to feed the cat. If you do not have a cat, a cat can and will be provided for you. You have the right to refuse the cat at any time but cats come back, just sayin'.

I promise to share the entirely of my joke compendium, both dirty and clean, foreign and domestic, regular and extra crispy, upon request. PM me for the dirty stuff and make payments to the Hotty Psychics Foundation of America. We meet in the basement of the physics department every third Wednesday but the physics department doesn't know. Yet. I vow to serve the PDSM for the duration of my sanity, so far as it can be measured and regulated and I know of no impediment to a long and happy career as Smart Ass Number Seven on it's boards. As for the other six, and you know who you are, I humbly bow before your leadership and commend your groundbreaking snarkiness. You have bravely paved the way through mediocrity that others may follow in sandals rather than snake-proof jungle boots.

I will provide guidance, levity, protection, wisdom, horrific puns, and electronic brownies as long as my term shall last. Have mercy on my soul.

QB

Wow, you are great. You can by my half sibling

Lately, I am the outspoken one, the one who snaps the children into shape when I dont want to. The weird one who plays Ninja (Awesome game btw, should be tried by everyone at least once) I am the one who slacks. The one who is quiet. The one who runs in place to entertain himself with no warning to others. The one who cant decide if my life is real or a dream... and the one who loves it all even when he doesnt. psychic physic... OMG first try

[ginkgo]

I did not see La Famiglia but I have seen the Sopranos. Is Tony Soprano one of the Sopranos?

[samz]

I'm just the type who very fortunate with a gift of making people whoever i meet face to face or online laugh, and also am the type of person who people come to cry, talk, laugh and loves a smile!

This topic is just getting very intriguing and interesting.

[Old Garrick]

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

I always wanted to have a grandpa like that.

Yeah, fortunately my future relatives will not be so deprived

[Quantum Blue]

Originally Posted by rickrock

Wow, you are great. You can by my half sibling

Done, and please enjoy an electronic brownie on me. I'm a Senior Member now, too, so hold on to your underwear. Woo-HOO!

QB

[rickrock]

Originally Posted by Quantum Blue

Done, and please enjoy an electronic brownie on me. I'm a Senior Member now, too, so hold on to your underwear. Woo-HOO!

QB

Oh boy, you are just awesome !!!