History Of The World (Steve Pavlina Forum Version)
 

13214345y435y6343445354235 BC: The Universe, which is consciousness, created itself, or something.

4823t5234t528343724 BC: The Earth was invented. The promise of computers, and thus, forums, and thus, the Steve Pavlina forum, became a sliver of hope in the blackness.

13123142324 BC: Someone remarked how boring everything was. Nothing else happened for another 3242354f43 years.

1924.23 AC: The internet was invented.

2042.2342: Steve Pavlina made a website for some reason.

2013.234: Steve Pavlina made a forum for his website. Everything that matters came into existence.

2013.42454: Angela started out in the forum. She already had 4535342 posts and 10000 points of rep. Everyone already loved her.

2047.64: Lifetimelearner appeared and was huggable.

204536.64564: Plays With Life played with his first online play partner.

325345234 or something: Marinik appeared and was awesome!

[Rest of a long list of people removed for brevity]

1324542354: The first interminable veg*n vs. omnivore debate appeared.

414345235: Steve Pavlina made links on the forum NoFollow. People hoping to further other websites were disappointed. They should have known: there is only One Website (tm) for which the entire internet was created

134253f4tg: Plays With Life made his Awesome People chat room, which is absolutely awesome.

234254343: Wax Frog made the Balkanian Manifesting Army (or something) thread. Everyone is confused and awesomed out of their very senses at one and the the same time.

23453465356: Andrew Gubb made history by turning rep scrounging into a socially acceptable act. Before that point, Angela was the only person with two rep bars - that is the only person who had actually made their rep bar bigger in any way - in the entire forum. (Her rep had reached its limit and wrapped around to zero, you see).

98732459237: Mounds made the say something unfounded about the above poster thread.

4253532r4t453: Some stuff happened, the only relevence of which is that people talked about it on the forum.

2345345734ye5r6yhfdbh3546734gvrdfbgerpriuoe4y753e5 65432e5u34e65oru5yweuitgerwg6o8etuwope: Angela reached 100,000 posts, at which point God felt his experiment had been successful and, calling it a day, destroyed the entire Universe.

Why are the years written in Base 36?

they're not... they're written in mashing the keyboard :D