Manifestation humour

[Zenn]

I think we could use some smiles and laughs so it would be nice for people to post some jokes or funny personal experiences for all to enjoy.

I'll start with a joke I heard years ago before I was aware of this thing called Intention Manifestation:

A man was praying at the alter in church, "Please God, I really really need to have $50,000 by next week. Please, give me $50,000 as soon as possible, please. $50,000 please......"

Another man came in and knelt next to him and started praying, "Dear God, please, I need $20 right away. Please give me $20, please, $20...."

The first man pulled $20 out of his wallet and gave it the other man and sent him away. He started praying again, "Now God, focus please, on my $50,000, please $50,000......."

Here's one of my manifestation experiences:

I was managing an online account for someone and the balance was about $100,000. I wanted it to go up to $150,000 so I visualized seeing the trading station on the computer screen with the balance of $150,000 on the appropriate spot. A few days later, I logged on the trading platform and saw a balance of something like $167,---! It was exciting even though I had not checked which positions had brought about such an increase. I was staring at the screen and amazed at the manifestation! Alas, it was a computer glitch on the dealer's part and soon the real figures and numbers appeared. I laughed so hard all by myself! I had wanted to see and had visualized such a sight so it came true. I saw it, just as I wished.

From then on, for manifestation of money, I make sure it is for real money free and clear for me to use as I see fit.