Mehmet Oz, M.D. on Oprah

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I put up a link to a video of raw food guru, David Wolfe, saying that wearing shoes is the worst thing for health. I just saw a video where he says that cacao (chocolate) is the healthiest food.

So Oz is talking right now about the rectum, penis and VJJ. Is he not supposed to say vagina???? He says that the South lost the war since they did not wear shoes. Worms entered through their feet and infected them.

He had a 6 foot tapeworm on the show and made Oprah hold it. Now get this. Remember that I am not saying this and Jesus is not saying this. He says that people get it from eating raw meat. He then said that that is why man started to cook his foods. Remember that he is the ultimate medical authority according to the only black billionaire in the entire world.

He talked about the penis fish. It enters the penis or VJJ and will not come out of the penis. The only way is to operate. He said that you get it from being in the Amazon river. Here is what he did not mention.

Before the natives knew about the operation, the fish hurt the penis so much that they would cut it off. It has barbs that keep it from coming out. Also you get it from urinating in the Amazon river. The fish follow the source of the warm liquid and that is why they swim up there.

If your kid is scratching his butt a lot, then at night (according to Dr Oz) put tape over their rectum and then bring the tape to the doctor to check for pinworms. He also explains that little black girls are fatter than white little girls. There are over 400 billionaires in the U.S., but only one of them is black. Studies in Europe and the U.S. show that the richer people are, the healthier they are.

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I forgot that Dr Oz explained that most water has the parasite Giardia. In Philadelphia they announced on the news that it is in our tap water. Can also be in spring water. If you boil the water, you kill it.