Husband needs help

[Ttrimm]

Sorry, but it's a long story:

My husband is suffering from stress that lasted about a year and it still is in him. Now he doesn't even care about his favourite thing: going to the movies. The reason why he started suffering from stress last Christmas is because his best friend gave a him a simple construction set but he doesn't like to construction work he wanted a computer set he likes engineering. He was so upset he broke up with his best friend and now they're both sad. He was planning to sell his construction set to a high school student of his who likes to construction, but wonders if he should tell his old friend. He worries that his friend would get so mad at him that he will never talk to him again. One day I told him to apologize to his friend but he says he just won't and he deserved it, so he now hates me and he isn't even going with me on our family cruise. He's skipping his job and suffering from depression and he wonders if he should give it to his high school friend. He's currently still arguing. Can I ever, ever solve this?

[Angela]

I thought you were planning to marry and can't find a spouse.

What kind of shenanigans are you up to, Ttrimm?

[Ttrimm]

Originally Posted by Angela

I thought you were planning to marry and can't find a spouse.

What kind of shenanigans are you up to, Ttrimm?

I'm NOT in shenanigans! You know, I want to know how I can solve this problem and AFTER I know what's wrong with him we're going to divorce and find a new spouse.. my old spouse was found when we met at the burger barn.

[Angela]

There is nothing wrong with him, and his problem is that he's married to a woman who is planning to divorce him, once she knows what's wrong with him, which is nothing. Now you know. Now you're free to get a divorce and find a new spouse.

[carenkh]

Originally Posted by Ttrimm

I'm NOT in shenanigans! You know, I want to know how I can solve this problem and AFTER I know what's wrong with him we're going to divorce and find a new spouse.. my old spouse was found when we met at the burger barn.

But I thought you were only a child?

And you're going to school in Vancouver?

And you have two children, one of whom ate only a 15-day-old banana in three weeks?

And you have a son, Dylan, who's both 7 and 8 years old.

I think Angela's shenanigan detector is right on.

[Matt Willard]

Originally Posted by carenkh

But I thought you were only a child?

And you're going to school in Vancouver?

And you have two children, one of whom ate only a 15-day-old banana in three weeks?

I think Angela's shenanigan detector is right on.

If there's anything that deserves the Colbert eyebrow, it's this.

[carenkh]

[Matt Willard]

You are a king, carenkh.

[Ttrimm]

Originally Posted by carenkh

But I thought you were only a child?

And you're going to school in Vancouver?

And you have two children, one of whom ate only a 15-day-old banana in three weeks?

And you have a son, Dylan, who's both 7 and 8 years old.

I think Angela's shenanigan detector is right on.

I don't have time for this. I'm a 15 year old child but i don't know why i'm married okay so he's my fiance and i'm finding a new fiance and stop it i just want to know why he's arguing with me

[Angela]

Originally Posted by Ttrimm

I don't have time for this. I'm a 15 year old child but i don't know why i'm married okay so he's my fiance and i'm finding a new fiance and stop it i just want to know why he's arguing with me

Your profile says you are 17. You have stated that you are on the computer for "exactly" ten hours and watch tv for another 4 each day, except maybe less on weekends, except if it's raining. Also you manage to do your ballet routine every day.

So, tell us, please: between all this, plus going to school in Vancouver and taking care of your two children, when exactly do you have time to worry about your fiance-slash-soon-to-be-ex-husband's stress?

You are really giving us an eyebrow workout!

[Jim11]

Ttrimm,

seek psychiatric help for yourself.

[seanner689]

There is a lot of engineering involved in construction

...

if that's relevant ...

[seeker5]

Ttrimm,

It's interesting that in light of all of the revelations on this thread, that you've listed your occupation on your profile as:

Pretend Chef

[{aspiring_to_clarity}]

Thanks so much all. That laugh was just what I needed today.

[funchy]

[Addict]

wow

[dwixi]

Aww. now she's banned
Thats a shame i wanted to hear more ludicrous posts from her