Hey can anyone help me with my college admissions essay?

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So me and my dad are old buddies, but like we don’t know it yet. How come? Well, see sometimes, we fight, other times we roll, but best of all – sometimes we split. Righteously like a candle on a stick bridging itself with water that flows itself away to sleep. Well lets recall one day, when perhaps there was a timeless meaning in the wisdom of the owl (tao of pooh) or the pessiveness of the Eeyore and we can finally see Wu Wei is invisible. Regarding other works, we must go about our doing.
So listen to this one – my mom and my dad were real worried about me. And I MEAN REALLY WORRIED. If I tell you what I did just now, well then you may even have me arrested for wrongfully trespassing into my computer. Let’s just stick to the now, wait no I mean the what happened before. So like I get back from my Aikido seminar. It was a grande old time, like a bunny hopping on a tree and eating all of my mom’s damn carrots so much so that she wants to shoot the ************er with a trap. Eventually what happened was I got slapped. Real hard. Why? I sat there, took the punishment. I got grounded. Said I could not be going to Aikido anymore. My dad sat there quietly, but like a true man. This family has been going through some tough times lately, but my mom is the least to blame for all my troubles. The real problem stems from inside myself, but unfortunately the definition for it is a little vague. I suppose that is why personal development is like interesting, but only when I am working and not only reading.
Look, one day I will look back on all of this and laugh, but let me tell you what I did now. Like three hours ago, I snuck out of my bed. I turned the degrees down 2 minutes before “bed time,” then holy crap my dad said it was okay to turn it down ten degrees but in reality he only said two degrees. So what the hell happened? I turned the degrees down, two degrees and then went to sleep. But man, I could not fall asleep. Is this insomnia? No, it’s a movie. I just like to get some writing in on time. Theres no reason to sleep so I used my Aikido skills that I love, really helps me with stress – to just try to sneak out. They are light sleepers. But damn it, being careful counts. It’s 3:34am. Last time I did bad things on the Internet at 3:34AM I was 15 years old, and what happened was embarrassing. Once there was a golden rod shoved up inside a comedy shell, and another time I listened to the real birds singing a melody outside and it was beautiful but by the time they started singing it was morning so I fell asleep then. But it’s Sunday, I want to explore church tomorrow. Gibran once wrote to worship for the sake of meat, but only to go to church for ourselves and for beauty. I am not quite positive what he meant. Maybe he said something about nothing?

It needs work, I also posted it on genmay.net i got a response from wargod wtf. wc3 needs new bugs. um also im very curious about ctcl..my parents dont seem to support, error error debug!