How to get free meals

[ken nubo]

Note: this isn't meant to be serious, just what happened today, lol ...

We went to this nice, upscale restaurant with nice decoration and such. There were expensive drinks and decent meals. The place is known for it’s attractive waitresses and drinks. Anyways, we got such shitty service. The milk shake made me have a head ache, there was a long strand of hair in one of the guy’s food (and they never gave him a new plate) and when one of my friend asked the waitress for water, she shook her head and didn’t bring any.

What the hell?

We were contemplating not paying for the meal. So anyways, before the bill can even arrive, one of the guy stood up and another guy stood up and then almost everyone stood up simultaneously without uttering a word and calmly walked out of the restaurant.

Then we ran and screamed like little girls all the way to the car, hit the pedal and took off in less then 30 seconds. What’s funny is that we were seated right in front of the chefs, cash register and where all the waitresses take the food and bring it to the tables.

And that, my friend, is how to pay back at shitty service. Plus I have a feeling that the chef dropped the meat on the floor and put it on the dish without washing, or he took a poop and didn’t wash his hands. Never going back to the place again.

Until next week.