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11-03-2006, 03:52 PM
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 The Contest
Just for fun...  --- A group of scientists had discussed which one of them was going to tell The Creator they didn't need Him anymore. One of them chosen, he went to Him. The scientist said, "Creator, a bunch of us have been thinking and talking. I've come to tell you that we really don't need You anymore. The advances we have made ! We're on the verge of cloning humans. Creating a computer that will give us answers, answers and more answers, so as You can see, we really don't need You." The Creator nodded understandingly and said, "I see. Well, no hard feelings. Before you go, let's have a contest." The scientist agreed, "Sure, I'm all for that. What kind of contest ?" "A man-making contest." "O.K, Sure" the scientist replied. He bent down and picked up a handful of dust and dirt, turned and began his walk to the lab. God said, "No, no. You go get your own dust." --- L      |
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11-05-2006, 08:08 AM
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Ahh! I've heard that before. I love it. 
__________________ "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." - Anais Nin "What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies." - Aristotle |
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12-25-2007, 12:00 AM
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| Wife lost in Mall
A man approaches a pretty young woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the man, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?" "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty young woman like you, she usually appears out of nowhere."
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