Time to come clean

[BillyTheAdult]

I mean no...not me. But if you are someone who has anything to say, it wouldn't exactly hurt you to do so now. Like when we found out Daffy had a dual membership. So if any of you are actually two members or perhaps, we have been led to believe you are someone other than who you say you are, just let it out. I'm curious, I always kind of wondered about that kind of thing.


...or if not you could just make something up.

[royster]

I wish i could quote Dustin Hoffman in "Tootsie" when he pulls off the wig and rattles off this long, jagged, twisting explanation of who he/she really is.

I'm Roy. I present myself as I am. I have used my wife's account here twice when I was "retired".

My other filthy little secret is...a filthy little secret.

[Beingist]

Okay. I'm secretly in love with Criseyed.

[cacheborn]

I always secretly wished that I would get a stern warning from the Mods. Then I became Mod myself and all hope was lost..

[Midnite]

Originally Posted by cacheborn

I always secretly wished that I would get a stern warning from the Mods. Then I became Mod myself and all hope was lost..

Dear Mr. Dumbledore,

It has come to my attention that you have been using magic outside the authority of the Ministry and are therefore in violation of forum rules. It is not acceptable to set bags of crap on fire using your wand rather than the more widely practiced lighter and/or matches. Also please refrain from using your magic x-ray reading glasses whilst passing the girl's changeroom. It's making me quite envious. Please adhere to the forum rules or I am going to ban your ass!


Yours Faithfully,


Ministry of Magic

[cacheborn]

Originally Posted by Midnite

Dear Mr. Dumbledore,

It has come to my attention that you have been using magic outside the authority of the Ministry and are therefore in violation of forum rules. It is not acceptable to set bags of crap on fire using your wand rather than the more widely practiced lighter and/or matches. Also please refrain from using your magic x-ray reading glasses whilst passing the girl's changeroom. It's making me quite envious. Please adhere to the forum rules or I am going to ban your ass!


Yours Faithfully,


Ministry of Magic

Yay! Midnite rocks. I finally got a warning - and a public one at that - from the Mods.

Thanks a lot, brother. You made my day.

[Criseyde]

Originally Posted by Beingist

Okay. I'm secretly in love with Criseyed.

If anyone else would like to make confessions of this nature, please, feel free.