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royster · 12-19-2011, 06:45 PM

How's the belly-button lint crop today? Got any contributions to that ear wax collection?

I always thought that "post what you're eating now" was about as mindless as one could get, but no: "post pics of flesh" came along. And the trend for Fun and Rec seems to be the threads that require absolutely no thinking whatsoever. NO BRAIN CELLS WERE HARMED BY THIS POST.

I give nothuman the slack he deserves for "toilet humor". Toilet humor, after all, is an easy one for all of us to relate to when we're feeling flush.

So I have threatened for some months to start this thread. It requires no talent, no skill, no thinking, no imagination...which is why I expect it to become an overnight Hot Topic and stay there for as long as Pavlinaland's flag proudly waves.

Yes, simply posting "LOL!" is right in tune with the theme.

What are you picking right now?

What are you scratching because you've been sitting in front of the computer since 2009?

You gonna eat those 'fries?

royster · 12-19-2011, 06:45 PM

LCD LOL!

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 06:50 PM

I'll say it again Roy dude..... you are a ♥♥♥♥ing genius!!!!!!

marinik · 12-19-2011, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

I'll say it again Roy dude..... you are a ♥♥♥♥ing genius!!!!!!

I second that! Although half of the time I have no ♥♥♥♥ing idea what you are rambling about!

royster · 12-19-2011, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Although half of the time I have no ♥♥♥♥ing idea what you are rambling about!

Yeah. Me, too.

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 09:12 PM

OK ♥♥♥♥ art.... lets dance....

royster · 12-19-2011, 09:15 PM

I don't wear underwear so I really don't care. It simply allowed me to post.

By the way, when was the last time you WASHED them?

royster · 12-19-2011, 09:24 PM

Quote:

I always thought that "post what you're eating now" was about as mindless as one could get,

I wanted to make sure that NoJobRob knows that I was not referring to his thread by a similar name, although I can see no reason to have TWO "How's The Self-Conditioning Process Going?" when one was too many.

Oh but I was WRONG! Those are both popular threads.

Anyway, NoJobRob, I meant no harm and I don't bite so please forgive me if you felt attacked by that remark. It's was intended only for comparrison, and not even about your thread but PlaysWithLife's thread.

And now NO ONE need feel bad about ANYTHING they post, because I have taken the crucifix of the Lowest Common Denominator and shoved it squarely up my...

oooh! THERE'S an idea for a new thread! "What are you shoving, and where, right now?"

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 09:27 PM

I get 4 days out of one pair. 1 right side front 2 right side inside out 3 wrong side front 4 wrong side inside out.... also you don't get one side wearing through before the other....

royster · 12-19-2011, 09:33 PM

Whoa! A man after my own filthy heart! It's like "sock rotation"...bottoms up, Dude!

royster · 12-19-2011, 09:36 PM

This cream-filled eclair, into my pie hole.

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 09:40 PM

Mindless low tone gutteral crap into my already highly compromised brain

royster · 12-19-2011, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

Mindless low tone gutteral crap into my already highly compromised brain

That works for ME. What say we go sniff some carpenters' glue, ay?

"What are you sniffing, right now?"

[I'm not sure but I NEVER want to smell it again. This might have to do with a few posts back...]

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 09:51 PM

Maybe ..... PVA glue doesn't do it for me anymore ...... I have moved on to glazing putty.... but hey .... don't sweat it I csn handle it

royster · 12-19-2011, 11:24 PM

Hooooeeeee...this limburger cheese-and-saurerkraut sandwich on Dill dough sure was good going' down, but I tell you what: if my wife asked me to "kiss her where it stinks", I'd have to bring her into this room to kiss her!!

"What smells are surrounding you, right now?"

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 11:45 PM

Only 2 things smell like fish....... and one of thems fish...

royster · 12-19-2011, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

Only 2 things smell like fish....... and one of thems fish...

And the OTHER one is ALSO fish????

"Post what you smell like right now".

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 11:53 PM

Obese Neo Nazi Amputee Bisexual Dyslexic Female Prison Guards who love Tattooed Morman Teenage Sex Addicted Runaways with Eating Disorders

royster · 12-19-2011, 11:54 PM

Good golly, I've been sitting here for three days straight: I'm kind of immune to smelling it now.

Except I'm sure it has a lot to do with feet.

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

And the OTHER one is ALSO fish????

"Post what you smell like right now".

Fruit Salad Yoghurt Coffee Paint Thinners

royster · 12-19-2011, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

Obese Neo Nazi Amputee Bisexual Dyslexic Female Prison Guards who love Tattooed Morman Teenage Sex Addicted Runaways with Eating Disorders

BLURT BAH-DAHHH!
THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR AWARD GOES TO NOTHUMAN FOR THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR or a perfect description of Rosanne Barr...whichever comes first...and we know THAT will be messy...

Oh wait...she's not an amputeee that we know of. Still...sure is close!

nothuman · 12-19-2011, 11:59 PM

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deserves its own thread eh???

royster · 12-20-2011, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deserves its own thread eh???

I'm sure if you searched in "Business And Finance" long enough you'd find one already started.

nothuman · 12-20-2011, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

I'm sure if you searched in "Business And Finance" long enough you'd find one already started.

No doubt... thought it seemed to good to be true....

Wax Frog · 12-20-2011, 12:05 AM

Wax Frog · 12-20-2011, 12:06 AM

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥-sucking sonofabitch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[everybody else is doing it, and no, I'm not going to join the imaginary bunch of kids jumping off a cliff

]

Wax Frog · 12-20-2011, 12:08 AM

royster · 12-20-2011, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Wow, Waxy: I scanned this with my POS laser...you're one dirty tadpole!

Wax Frog · 12-20-2011, 12:11 AM

Just be glad I didn't post one of those square pixelated thingies for smart phones [I guess]

royster · 12-20-2011, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥-sucking sonofabitch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This just proves you have a lot ofheart.

(Ooops...skipped a space there, didn't I?

)

12-19-2011, 06:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Lowest Common Denominator How's the belly-button lint crop today? Got any contributions to that ear wax collection? I always thought that "post what you're eating now" was about as mindless as one could get, but no: "post pics of flesh" came along. And the trend for Fun and Rec seems to be the threads that require absolutely no thinking whatsoever. NO BRAIN CELLS WERE HARMED BY THIS POST. I give nothuman the slack he deserves for "toilet humor". Toilet humor, after all, is an easy one for all of us to relate to when we're feeling flush. So I have threatened for some months to start this thread. It requires no talent, no skill, no thinking, no imagination...which is why I expect it to become an overnight Hot Topic and stay there for as long as Pavlinaland's flag proudly waves. Yes, simply posting "LOL!" is right in tune with the theme. What are you picking right now? What are you scratching because you've been sitting in front of the computer since 2009? You gonna eat those 'fries?

12-19-2011, 09:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	What Brand Of Underwear Are You Wearing, Right Now? I don't wear underwear so I really don't care. It simply allowed me to post. By the way, when was the last time you WASHED them?

12-19-2011, 09:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	What are you shoving, and where, right now? This cream-filled eclair, into my pie hole.

12-19-2011, 11:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Gas Pipeline Hooooeeeee...this limburger cheese-and-saurerkraut sandwich on Dill dough sure was good going' down, but I tell you what: if my wife asked me to "kiss her where it stinks", I'd have to bring her into this room to kiss her!! "What smells are surrounding you, right now?"

12-19-2011, 11:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Favourite Jerry Springer Episodes Obese Neo Nazi Amputee Bisexual Dyslexic Female Prison Guards who love Tattooed Morman Teenage Sex Addicted Runaways with Eating Disorders

12-19-2011, 06:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	LCD LOL!

12-19-2011, 06:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	I'll say it again Roy dude..... you are a ♥♥♥♥ing genius!!!!!!

12-19-2011, 09:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	OK ♥♥♥♥ art.... lets dance....

12-19-2011, 09:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	I get 4 days out of one pair. 1 right side front 2 right side inside out 3 wrong side front 4 wrong side inside out.... also you don't get one side wearing through before the other....

12-19-2011, 09:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Whoa! A man after my own filthy heart! It's like "sock rotation"...bottoms up, Dude!

12-19-2011, 09:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Mindless low tone gutteral crap into my already highly compromised brain

12-19-2011, 09:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Maybe ..... PVA glue doesn't do it for me anymore ...... I have moved on to glazing putty.... but hey .... don't sweat it I csn handle it

12-19-2011, 11:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Only 2 things smell like fish....... and one of thems fish...

12-19-2011, 11:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Post what you smell like right now Good golly, I've been sitting here for three days straight: I'm kind of immune to smelling it now. Except I'm sure it has a lot to do with feet.

12-19-2011, 11:59 PM	#22 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deserves its own thread eh???

12-20-2011, 12:05 AM	#25 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374

12-20-2011, 12:06 AM	#26 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥-sucking sonofabitch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ [everybody else is doing it, and no, I'm not going to join the imaginary bunch of kids jumping off a cliff ]

12-20-2011, 12:08 AM	#27 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374

12-20-2011, 12:11 AM	#29 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Just be glad I didn't post one of those square pixelated thingies for smart phones [I guess]

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