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royster · 12-17-2011, 11:24 PM

A variation of "Funny Replies To Other Boards" and "Brand X', take the title of a song and write a ficticious review of it. It need not be rock and roll, and even nursery ryhmms aren't safe from our resident satirists. I'll post an example.

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:27 PM

The Russian moon station "Mir Li Lunitech" is plagued by pronographic sex-rays transmitted from Planet Boinger. Earth monitors are shocked at the activities lunar cameras transmit.

"Are you DER, Comrade?"

"Not NYET!"

Flesh Gordon - YouTube

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:29 PM

A convicted arsonist coaxes a friend to "light a match for me"...the rest is simply a HOT rock and Roll explosion.

nothuman · 12-17-2011, 11:29 PM

Man...... you give good thread pal

Back to get with the program later

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:35 PM

Jim loses his packet of Exstacy, only to realise he placed it on the instrument cluster, right next to the 'temperature' gauge.

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:36 PM

Filmed in the "boys underwear" section of a Wal-Mart.

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:42 PM

A variation of "The Fly", a scientist's DNA becomes mixed with a baby grand Steinway. Pianoman tinkles and trills his way to fighting crime in the best way he can, usually by dropping from 3rd-story windows on the culprit...he hopes: his eyes are between the "sustain" pedal and the keys cover.

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:49 PM

A convicted marijuana smuggler bemoans his heyday of the kilos he sold.

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:51 PM

A miser complains about being ripped off, scammed and over-charged. "Hey Gyped" just didn't resonate with Paul McCartney, so it was changed at the last minute.

royster · 12-17-2011, 11:58 PM

A cruel slumlord brags about his many evictions of renters, and his disrespect for people, calling them "It".

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:01 AM

Slow song about the horrible conditions in a dry cleaner factory, in the "shirts" department. In the end, the ironers unplug their hot pressers and steam their way to freedom, following their hero revolutionist, Ozzy "Oxy" Ozborne.

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 12:02 AM

Johnny Rotton pays homage to the overpopulation of loos during the English punk rock scene. It is either full or pretty vacant..... and that'll do. Oi.

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 12:17 AM

A toxic little ditty he penned about his experiences riding in a cramped minibus with band mates Crosby, Stills and Nash after an overdose of chilli dogs.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:25 AM

Education is difficult with earthquakes and trembers in Los Angeles, on the San Andreas Fault, but they make the most of it in unique ways.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:28 AM

An open-air market prostitute reveals tricks...of the trade. The better re-make was by Elton John.

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 12:32 AM

Started life in the studio as Nuf, Nuf, Nuf and was pandering to the fledgling Scandinavian market. But thanks to a bumbling engineer who reversed the tape.....well the rest is history.......

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by royster

An open-air market prostitute reveals tricks...of the trade. The better re-make was by Elton John.

Interesting the "Guess WHO" would present this lilting melody that explains why the full moon was so painful for a human~beast whose base desires lead him to that same open-air marketplace.

A variation of the song by Weird Al Yankovitch has a courtroom desicion handed down, and the penalty is "Clap for the Wolfman".

Guess Who-Clap For The Wolfman - YouTube

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 12:39 AM

Recorded in the early 70's by a very drug fuelled band of exhippies gone MOR metal.....they basically released a whole string of songs to remind themselves of the bleedin' obvious. Case in point the song " Eat Food Daily" and "Sleep is Important" and "A Black Tongue Is A Bad Thing"

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:39 AM

A haunting tune about a guy who likes to show his butt in public, and the police officer who finally arrested him.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by royster

A haunting tune about a guy who likes to show his butt in public

While sitting in jail, the Mooner reveals WHY he is compelled to do what he does.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:43 AM

The conlussion of this cheeky saga, a judge is lenient on the MoonPie Flasher, sentencing him to community service in a homeless shelter.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:49 AM

A transvestite successfully seduces an older choir boy, who then sings a different tune.

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 12:50 AM

No brainer.......

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:51 AM

Shoddy dental work in England.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:55 AM

Crab lice through the eyes of a child.

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 12:55 AM

"snigger" In his early days after dating an older woman whilst in denial about his homosexuality the womans son formed a great affection for the English rocker.

royster · 12-18-2011, 12:59 AM

The YouTube video of refrigerator food developing speech is instructional and yet strangely familiar.

royster · 12-18-2011, 01:01 AM

After a beer-drinking contest, teen-age Billy visits the toilet. Song features a Porcelain Tube solo played on the Camode-a-phone.

royster · 12-18-2011, 01:03 AM

Bush administration staffers attempt to break simple words down so George can stop misundertaking them and speechificate betterer.

nothuman · 12-18-2011, 01:07 AM

Started out as a thesis on a coronary condition when he attended Med school.
He got the flick as a student but went on to greater success as a country singer.

12-17-2011, 11:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Rock And Roll Gone Awry A variation of "Funny Replies To Other Boards" and "Brand X', take the title of a song and write a ficticious review of it. It need not be rock and roll, and even nursery ryhmms aren't safe from our resident satirists. I'll post an example. Last edited by royster; 12-17-2011 at 11:27 PM.

12-17-2011, 11:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Bob Seger: Shame On The Moon The Russian moon station "Mir Li Lunitech" is plagued by pronographic sex-rays transmitted from Planet Boinger. Earth monitors are shocked at the activities lunar cameras transmit. "Are you DER, Comrade?" "Not NYET!" Flesh Gordon - YouTube Last edited by royster; 12-17-2011 at 11:32 PM.

12-17-2011, 11:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Doors: LIght My Fire A convicted arsonist coaxes a friend to "light a match for me"...the rest is simply a HOT rock and Roll explosion.

12-17-2011, 11:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Meatloaf: Paradise By The Dashboard Lights Jim loses his packet of Exstacy, only to realise he placed it on the instrument cluster, right next to the 'temperature' gauge.

12-17-2011, 11:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Michael Jackson: Thriller Filmed in the "boys underwear" section of a Wal-Mart.

12-17-2011, 11:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Man...... you give good thread pal Back to get with the program later

12-17-2011, 11:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Billy Joel: Piano Man A variation of "The Fly", a scientist's DNA becomes mixed with a baby grand Steinway. Pianoman tinkles and trills his way to fighting crime in the best way he can, usually by dropping from 3rd-story windows on the culprit...he hopes: his eyes are between the "sustain" pedal and the keys cover. Last edited by royster; 12-17-2011 at 11:47 PM.

12-17-2011, 11:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road A convicted marijuana smuggler bemoans his heyday of the kilos he sold.

12-17-2011, 11:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Beatles: Hey Jude A miser complains about being ripped off, scammed and over-charged. "Hey Gyped" just didn't resonate with Paul McCartney, so it was changed at the last minute.

12-17-2011, 11:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Heart: Kick It Out A cruel slumlord brags about his many evictions of renters, and his disrespect for people, calling them "It".

12-18-2011, 12:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Black Sabbath: Iron Man Slow song about the horrible conditions in a dry cleaner factory, in the "shirts" department. In the end, the ironers unplug their hot pressers and steam their way to freedom, following their hero revolutionist, Ozzy "Oxy" Ozborne.

12-18-2011, 12:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Sex Pistols : Pretty Vacant Johnny Rotton pays homage to the overpopulation of loos during the English punk rock scene. It is either full or pretty vacant..... and that'll do. Oi.

12-18-2011, 12:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Neil Young : Four Strong Winds A toxic little ditty he penned about his experiences riding in a cramped minibus with band mates Crosby, Stills and Nash after an overdose of chilli dogs.

12-18-2011, 12:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	the Ramones: Rock And Roll High School Education is difficult with earthquakes and trembers in Los Angeles, on the San Andreas Fault, but they make the most of it in unique ways.

12-18-2011, 12:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind An open-air market prostitute reveals tricks...of the trade. The better re-make was by Elton John.

12-18-2011, 12:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Beach Boys : Fun, Fun, Fun Started life in the studio as Nuf, Nuf, Nuf and was pandering to the fledgling Scandinavian market. But thanks to a bumbling engineer who reversed the tape.....well the rest is history.......

12-18-2011, 12:39 AM	#18 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Grand Funk Railroad : We're An American Band Recorded in the early 70's by a very drug fuelled band of exhippies gone MOR metal.....they basically released a whole string of songs to remind themselves of the bleedin' obvious. Case in point the song " Eat Food Daily" and "Sleep is Important" and "A Black Tongue Is A Bad Thing"

12-18-2011, 12:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	R.E.M.: Man On The Moon A haunting tune about a guy who likes to show his butt in public, and the police officer who finally arrested him.

12-18-2011, 12:43 AM	#21 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Bob Seger: Shame On The Moon The conlussion of this cheeky saga, a judge is lenient on the MoonPie Flasher, sentencing him to community service in a homeless shelter.

12-18-2011, 12:49 AM	#22 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Mary Had A Little Lamb A transvestite successfully seduces an older choir boy, who then sings a different tune.

12-18-2011, 12:50 AM	#23 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Frank Zappa : Don't Eat The Yellow Snow No brainer.......

12-18-2011, 12:51 AM	#24 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	London Bridge (Is Falling Down) Shoddy dental work in England.

12-18-2011, 12:55 AM	#25 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Itsy Bitsy Spider Crab lice through the eyes of a child.

12-18-2011, 12:55 AM	#26 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Elton John : Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me "snigger" In his early days after dating an older woman whilst in denial about his homosexuality the womans son formed a great affection for the English rocker.

12-18-2011, 12:59 AM	#27 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Michael Jackson: I'm Bad The YouTube video of refrigerator food developing speech is instructional and yet strangely familiar.

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12-18-2011, 01:01 AM	#28 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Argent: Hold Your Head Up After a beer-drinking contest, teen-age Billy visits the toilet. Song features a Porcelain Tube solo played on the Camode-a-phone.

12-18-2011, 01:03 AM	#29 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Led Zepplin: Communication Breakdown Bush administration staffers attempt to break simple words down so George can stop misundertaking them and speechificate betterer.

12-18-2011, 01:07 AM	#30 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Billy Ray Cyrus : Achy Breaky Heart Started out as a thesis on a coronary condition when he attended Med school. He got the flick as a student but went on to greater success as a country singer.

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