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royster · 12-08-2011, 09:47 PM

Brands, their slogans, and their claims.

royster · 12-08-2011, 09:48 PM

I'd prefer this to "Stupid And Temporary".

Or maybe not: that describes a One Night Stand perfectly.

royster · 12-08-2011, 09:49 PM

This happens frequently at the end of my rural driveway. I gotta pick the darn things up.

royster · 12-08-2011, 09:52 PM

Well, I guess that ends THAT arguement.

royster · 12-08-2011, 09:53 PM

This proved true for the Rothschilds.

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:01 PM

So THAT'S why the baseball game was cancelled.

Gawd, what's in my jersey?

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:15 PM

For the first time today, I saw a commercial for a product that just screams self-parody; it was so goofy I actually hoped, for sanity's sake, it'd turn out not to be real!

I didn't catch the product name, and web searches are defying me so far, but it was a sliding cutter bar women could prop just above the nose so as to cut even bangs!

wolfgang · 12-08-2011, 10:18 PM

I should have gotten some to help the band when we were falling apart.

wolfgang · 12-08-2011, 10:20 PM

Best think for your geekness. Tired or feeling like a nerd. Get some Cool Aid right quick and now your inner cool that you always have had but forgot about. This product will have you attract all sorts of jocks, other wanna bees and outrageous cool people, so much you might not like being cool after all. But never mind that, you want this!!

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:20 PM

My first wife said they always melted before that could happen.

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:22 PM

Darn Democrats are into EVERYTHING!

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:23 PM

Darn Republicans cornered that market, for sure.

wolfgang · 12-08-2011, 10:24 PM

huh?

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:25 PM

A benefit concert for geeks.

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:27 PM

Pervert! [slap]

wolfgang · 12-08-2011, 10:28 PM

Tommy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Tommy can you feel me?
Can I help to cheer you.
Tommy! Tommy!

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:29 PM

Resistance is futile!

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfgang

Tommy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Tommy can you feel me?
Can I help to cheer you.
Tommy! Tommy!

Smooth Marketer?

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:30 PM

He died from AIDS, fer Pete's sake, I don't even want the annoying grains of sand!!!

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:31 PM

[half-nerd alert]

It seems the hobbits were taking shortcuts to more than just mushrooms

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:35 PM

We got arrested the last time we did that.

We take the train, now, thank you.

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:37 PM

Durn, my first wife gets around.

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:39 PM

Yeah, and Viagra is the Erector Set for some "kids" who can't grow up.

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:43 PM

...because my patience with the crappy taste has finally worn thin.

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:44 PM

So does Frank N. Furter. His only take 7 days and you can opt out at any time.

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:45 PM

...and get arrested for public indecency!

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:46 PM

That's not the word going around the locker room.

Wax Frog · 12-08-2011, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

That's not the word going around the locker room.

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:48 PM

Well, yeah that's the final destination, I suppose...

royster · 12-08-2011, 10:54 PM

Well, you're certainly off to a good start, Richard.

12-08-2011, 09:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Brand X Brands, their slogans, and their claims.

12-08-2011, 09:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Smart And Final I'd prefer this to "Stupid And Temporary". Or maybe not: that describes a One Night Stand perfectly. Last edited by royster; 12-08-2011 at 09:54 PM.

12-08-2011, 09:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Firestone: Where The Rubber Meets The Road This happens frequently at the end of my rural driveway. I gotta pick the darn things up.

12-08-2011, 09:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Burger King: Have It Your Way Well, I guess that ends THAT arguement.

12-08-2011, 09:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	General Tires: Someday, You'll Own Generals This proved true for the Rothschilds.

12-08-2011, 10:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Best Part of Waking Up / Is Folger's In Your Cup So THAT'S why the baseball game was cancelled. Gawd, what's in my jersey?

12-08-2011, 10:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	For the first time today, I saw a commercial for a product that just screams self-parody; it was so goofy I actually hoped, for sanity's sake, it'd turn out not to be real! I didn't catch the product name, and web searches are defying me so far, but it was a sliding cutter bar women could prop just above the nose so as to cut even bangs!

12-08-2011, 10:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	Band Aid I should have gotten some to help the band when we were falling apart.

12-08-2011, 10:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	Cool Aid Best think for your geekness. Tired or feeling like a nerd. Get some Cool Aid right quick and now your inner cool that you always have had but forgot about. This product will have you attract all sorts of jocks, other wanna bees and outrageous cool people, so much you might not like being cool after all. But never mind that, you want this!!

12-08-2011, 10:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Snickers Satisfies You My first wife said they always melted before that could happen.

12-08-2011, 10:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	M&M's Melt In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands Darn Democrats are into EVERYTHING!

12-08-2011, 10:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	CrackerJacks: Sugar-coated Popcorn, Peanuts, And A Prize Darn Republicans cornered that market, for sure.

12-08-2011, 10:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	guess huh?

12-08-2011, 10:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Cool Aid A benefit concert for geeks.

12-08-2011, 10:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	You're in good hands with Allstate Pervert! [slap]

12-08-2011, 10:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	Tommy Hilfiger Tommy can you hear me? Can you feel me near you? Tommy can you feel me? Can I help to cheer you. Tommy! Tommy!

12-08-2011, 10:29 PM	#17 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Sooner or later, you'll own Generals [oldie] Resistance is futile!

12-08-2011, 10:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Prudential: Own A Piece Of The Rock He died from AIDS, fer Pete's sake, I don't even want the annoying grains of sand!!!

12-08-2011, 10:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	The touch, the feel of Cotton... [half-nerd alert] It seems the hobbits were taking shortcuts to more than just mushrooms

12-08-2011, 10:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Fly United We got arrested the last time we did that. We take the train, now, thank you.

12-08-2011, 10:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Pork: The OTHER White Meat Durn, my first wife gets around.

12-08-2011, 10:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I Don't Want To Grow Up; I'm A Toys R Us Kid Yeah, and Viagra is the Erector Set for some "kids" who can't grow up.

12-08-2011, 10:43 PM	#24 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	It's a good time for the great taste of McDonalds ...because my patience with the crappy taste has finally worn thin.

12-08-2011, 10:44 PM	#25 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The marine Corps Builds Men So does Frank N. Furter. His only take 7 days and you can opt out at any time.

12-08-2011, 10:45 PM	#26 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Have it your way at Burger King ...and get arrested for public indecency!

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12-08-2011, 10:46 PM	#27 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee That's not the word going around the locker room.

12-08-2011, 10:48 PM	#29 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Taco Bell: Think Outside The Bun Well, yeah that's the final destination, I suppose...

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royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I Wish I was An Oscar Meyer Weiner Well, you're certainly off to a good start, Richard.

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