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Old 12-14-2011, 02:04 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Default There's ALWAYS Room For Jello

YOU haven't seen my back room.
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:46 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Default "Manly, yes, but I like it too"

how incriminating. am I not manly? lol
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:53 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Noah is very glad to hear that offer.
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:54 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Default Own A Piece Of The Rock

Crack dealers' creed. Hell, let's get the whole 8-ball.
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:56 AM   #65 (permalink)
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hope Kay doesn't have mono.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:00 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Default Quaker Oats: Nothing Is Better For Thee Than Me.

Great: another old guy saying "Eat me!"
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:04 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Default Olympia Beer: It's The Water

...and the pee, and the pee, and the pee...


uh dush pee, en duh peeEEeee
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:04 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Default What’s in your wallet?

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Crack dealers' creed. Hell, let's get the whole 8-ball.
lol, good one!


wallnuts are in my wallet.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:06 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Default Domino's Pizza: Get The Door, It's Domino's

Oh, I want to go for the CURTAIN! Or at very LEAST that interesting box Jay is standing in front of.


Besides, don't I get my choice of doors?


(If so, I choose Ray Manzerek)
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:06 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I don't know, but if she doesn't her sister will.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:07 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Default What’s in your wallet?

[Every time I saw that commercial I blurted out, "NONE OF YER ♥♥♥♥IN' BUSINESS!"]
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:08 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Default Let your fingers do the walking

impossible. I can't even do a decent push up, never mind walking with my fingers.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:08 AM   #73 (permalink)
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[Every time I saw that commercial I blurted out, "NONE OF YER ♥♥♥♥IN' BUSINESS!"]
originally was going to post "well, that's kind of personal. isn't it?"
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:11 AM   #74 (permalink)
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I'd like to meet her.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:11 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Default A Little Dab'll Do Ya!

This should be Newt Gingrich's running theme...or disclaimer.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:13 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Default Flick my Bic!

I'm not really into that, thank you.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:15 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Default He Hears His Master's Voice

...and being a cat, ignored it.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:17 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Default Beef: It's What's For Dinner

Great: complaints for breakfast, nit-picking for lunch, and now this.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:17 AM   #79 (permalink)
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but my V-6 twin turbo is pretty sweet!
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Default It's Not NICE To Fool Mother Nature

This was obvious when the stage caught fire during the Drag Show.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:19 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Default Do the Dew!

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Default The Best To You Each Morning

No, dear, really: it does that when I wake up because I have to pee.
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Default Do the Dew!

When Mountain Dew first came out in circa 1966, the slogan was "It'll Tickle Yor Inards!" with a 'hillbilly' theme. By coincidence, "Deliverance" hit the theaters exactly 10 years later.
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Yet ANOTHER long line of stubborn asses.
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I can come up with some funny reply to that, I'm sure.
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The sound of the processed-sugar shell falling off the pineal gland.


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