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Old 12-08-2011, 05:50 PM   #91 (permalink)
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What ever happwned to "oh Santa can I have a dolly?" next.......come on chicken you haven't given me your wish list yet...
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:06 PM   #92 (permalink)
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What ever happwned to "oh Santa can I have a dolly?" next.......come on chicken you haven't given me your wish list yet...
Who you callin' chicken, Blondie?

If it's me , then...

Dear Santa,

You have nicely removed the christmas tree that Roy insisted was in my rear, so thank you for that.

I would actually LOVE a night on the town with a very charming man in a red and white suit.

A pair of goggles.

A chain.

Two bobby pins.

Mango juice.

Liquid latex.

Gun powder.

An office copy machine.

A camcorder.

Seven dwarves.

A feather duster.

A bar of honey infused moisturizing bath soap.

A carrot.

Red yarn.

And a package of large stick-on google eyes.

Thank you!!!!!!! You're the best Santy Claus.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:16 PM   #93 (permalink)
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wow ........interesting list

if you get the camcorder,the carrot,the feather duster and the seven dwarfs can I borrow them ?
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wow ........interesting list

if you get the camcorder,the carrot,the feather duster and the seven dwarfs can I borrow them ?

hehehehe...I don't mind sharing! You can even come over to play if ya want. If you've got any extra googlie eyes, please bring them! We need as many as we can get.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:49 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Who you callin' chicken, Blondie?

If it's me , then...

Dear Santa,

You have nicely removed the christmas tree that Roy insisted was in my rear, so thank you for that.

I would actually LOVE a night on the town with a very charming man in a red and white suit.

A pair of goggles.

A chain.


Two bobby pins.

Mango juice.

Liquid latex.

Gun powder.


An office copy machine.

A camcorder.

Seven dwarves.

A feather duster

A bar of honey infused moisturizing bath soap.

A carrot.

Red yarn.

And a package of large stick-on google eyes.

Thank you!!!!!!! You're the best Santy Claus.
Ah thats what I like to see a simple gal with simple and yet exciting needs. As for the night out ....... you had me at carrot......
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:55 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Ah thats what I like to see a simple gal with simple and yet enthrolling needs. As for the night out ....... you had me at carrot......
Well, considering it's so close to Christmas and we already have a carrot...hmmm...
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:00 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Well, considering it's so close to Christmas and we already have a carrot...hmmm...
Hold that thought,
pumpkin...... I know exactly what you are thinking.....heck you decide
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:05 PM   #98 (permalink)
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If ya can't beat em join em I say...... Santa has gone to the darkside...... will be back after searching Utube for 70's porn background music...
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:17 PM   #99 (permalink)
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If ya can't beat em join em I say...... Santa has gone to the darkside...... will be back after searching Utube for 70's porn background music...
Santa! I was thinking more along the lines of a horse carriage ride through the city... Carrot for the horses, ya know. Carriage rides are beautiful with all the lights out.

What on earth would we do with 70's porn music??? I'm so confused!
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:23 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Santa! I was thinking more along the lines of a horse carriage ride through the city... Carrot for the horses, ya know. Carriage rides are beautiful with all the lights out.

What on earth would we do with 70's porn music??? I'm so confused!
Oh OK then...... me too and I really like wah wah guitar effects ....sheesh
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Oh OK then...... me too and I really like wah wah guitar effects ....sheesh
Hehehehe...so I'm still left wandering what it is everyone thought the carrot was for...

I've got onions and celery, parsley and potatoes...the dwarves make a delicious homemade broth for my Christmas stuffing.
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:53 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Hehehehe...so I'm still left wandering what it is everyone thought the carrot was for...

I've got onions and celery, parsley and potatoes...the dwarves make a delicious homemade broth for my Christmas stuffing.
Actually it was the seven dwarves and the feather duster that freaked the heck out of me
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As long as I get the rubber gloves and the camcorder......
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to say it is great being a part of an online spiritual community......
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Actually it was the seven dwarves and the feather duster that freaked the heck out of me
You silly...I know the guys can be a little unpredictable, but they really can clean like a mean machine. And I'm telling you, the broth is amazing.
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So did you all have fun projecting your not so clean minds? Now why would anybody have any idea for the carrot appart from feeding horses???

And I thought Angela is home recovering not playing with giftwrap the hairdryer I get .....
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And I thought Angela is home recovering not playing with giftwrap the hairdryer I get .....
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But I dont wanna go back to the lily-pad Santa

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well then ...get to work little fella...those presents are go !!!!!!!
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Take a break Kermie......oh the elves union has been a right pain in the butt lately....
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