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12-02-2011, 04:18 AM
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DEAR Santa, Thank you for Kindly listening to our ever-growing wishes. When will we be Satisfied with what we already have  Thank you for Faithfully helping us make our wishes come True This year (like a bazillion others), I too ask for a Lotto ticket that wins... 1st. to pay the $120,000 (my 3 hospital stays) 2nd. lets make ............... Sweetie 100% well so we can (Iceskate together)3rd. - well, you know what this  wish is for alreadyAnd aside our Hearts staying precious, may we get you something you want too?
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12-02-2011, 04:28 AM
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12-02-2011, 07:00 AM
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Dear santa, This year i would like: 1. For my dog to stop sunbaking so that she isn't developing skin cancer every 18 months. 2. A housewife. So that i may spend more quality time with my little munchkin, who is just growing waaay too fast ... It felt like only yesterday that i pushed him out, and now he's this big. See how big he is now?  3. For the neighbour's dog to stop pissing on my tree. 4. For the neighbourhood birds to please watch where they are flying and stop crashing into my back door. It just freaks me out  PS i left cookies out for you last year, but i eated it |
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12-02-2011, 09:12 AM
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Ho ho ho young lady.......no problems about the cookies as Santa baby has been on a sugar free diet for years. I have actually been feeding them to my pet parrot Jethro. As you are firmly entrenched in the nice list I am putting my best elves onto your requests. I have asked Mrs Claus to act as a housekeeper for you. My only concern there is that she is loaded down after eating shortbread cookies and way too many hot chocolates. So if nothing else Ms Cat ...I give to you the gift of acceptance. I also give to you my best wishes for a truely magical Christmas for you and your family.....   | |
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12-02-2011, 09:14 AM
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Dear Santa I was wondering if you would be so kind as to answer a couple of questions I've been curious about for a long time? Thank you before-hand Santa. 1. Is there really a barber-shop pole out front of your place? 2. As its dark a lot of the time there, do you go through a lot of candles? 3. Do the elves ever strike for better remuneration and working conditions? 4. Does Mrs Clause ever nag you to go for rides in the sleigh? |
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12-02-2011, 09:52 AM
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Yes there is a barber shop pole in front of Santas crib.....as a couple of years back we were cash strapped and leased out the front section to a local hairdresser named Dereck We also breed fireflies for the purpose of lighting the streets at night thats why we got rid of all our frogs little one, to stop them from stealing our light source Basically the elves never strike as they are fully aware that their chances of getting another gig around here are nonexistant. Also we treat em mean to keep em keen Mrs Claus is a ♥♥♥♥ing maniac I tell ya.......absolutely mental.......I avoid sleigh riding with her at the best of times some of the crap she pulls out there is downright hardcore I sincerley hope that this answers some questions for you frog girl...and a merry merry Christamas to you | |
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12-02-2011, 10:05 AM
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I can also relate to Mrs Clause...onya love! You show 'em! oh..and ps... Can I come back as a horse instead, so I can kick a.s.s? | |
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12-02-2011, 10:16 AM
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Just please don't rev up Mrs Claus frogster.....she be gansta, dawg ...word. | |
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12-02-2011, 10:23 AM
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12-02-2011, 10:35 AM
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12-02-2011, 10:51 AM
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12-02-2011, 10:54 AM
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she'll be right mate! hehe
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12-02-2011, 11:04 AM
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12-06-2011, 07:22 AM
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Dear santa, It sounds like you're spreading mrs c quite thin, seeing as you've sent her to a various places already. She arrived in the mail last week, thank you. Though she has since hitched up her skirt and muttered something about joining Girls Gone Wild as she rushed out the door. The neighbourhood birds are still freaking me out. Today two crazy birds, a magpie and a smaller brown bird were at it again in turf wars and flew smack bang onto my sliding door. I wish they wouldn't do that, it really freaks me out  |
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12-06-2011, 08:13 AM
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To stop your moaning and whining about these darn birds...I am sending you for Christmas the Alfred Hitchcock DVD "the Birds".... watch that and your suicidal magpies with pale into insignificance. What Mrs Claus does from this point on is not my concern as we are having a trial separation. Her younger sister is currently helping me through this tough period. Yours Sincerley Santa | |
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