Camp Royster

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Yes, find a place to pitch your tent...pitching tents is one of our favorite activities...and just enjoy the great outdoors of your mind.

There are many activities available at Camp Royster, and you can suggest your own activities.

This thread/campsite is for just about anything you want. Call my mother names, pick your nose, change the oil in your car...by golly, this is a redneck's dream come true! And we have water nearby!

Be sure to avoid Area 51.3-1/2...anal probes have been reported Rome-ing in those Bushes (George AND Laura).

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Yes, clean, April-Fresh money is a luxury we can all afford...if we know the tricks of the trade.

Here at Camp Royster, learn the proper ways of getting stubborn stains and Jimmy Hoffa residues off that currency. It's non-denominational, so give it a try!

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Oh security is just PART of the piece-of-mind you'll enjoy at Camp Royster. The Laughing Cat lets you know all is well, and intruders are immediately detected by Binocular Guy. We're not sure what the dog does, but it doesn't chace the Laughing Cat, so there isn't excessive noise.

With the quiet, we're all able to hear the goings-on in ZephyrusX's tent. That's ALWAYS "Camp-a-RIFFIC"!

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We have very open minds here at Camp Royster. If our minds were any more open, well...I dunnoh, we'd probably have more of an insect problem than we already do.

Lez Be friends, united in some way...the more the merrier. (Ways, I mean). The Renoculans visit every Wednesday to put together that which man has dismantled haphazardly and without hand cleaner.

Did I mention we have water nearby?

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We have the finest staff in this part of the world, all of them bribe-able and ready to help you make the most of this little place that seems to be just a part of your fertive imagination...


because it IS part of your fertive imagination!

It's no small wonder that everyone feels better after Midnite.