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11-11-2011, 04:12 AM
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  |  Today is the day I realized...
...I'm not 18 anymore. I hurt my knee doing a lunge (when I say A lunge, I seriously mean...one lunge and then the knee went) and so I curled up on the couch and watched Oprah in my snuggie and pink slippers...and THEN it dawned on me. OMG. I'm almost middle aged...and I'm like, super dooper ok with that! I'm surprised I've lived this long, to be honest. YAY! So now I think imma break out the duck face avatar just cuz.  What did you realize today? LOL. |
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11-11-2011, 04:59 AM
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That there are LOADS of people who own salons willing to hire someone as a massage therapist, when they don't have any formal qualifications. (non-sexual). Why did I wait so long to check out gumtree.com?  |
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11-11-2011, 05:17 AM
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Momo: Awww, sorry about your knee! I hope you get well soon.  And yeah, I agree with Zephy: Great avatar! Are your eyes green, or is it just the lighting in that photo? Anyway, I realized today that the governor of your state is a rather forgetful chap. |
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11-11-2011, 05:34 AM
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My head hurt for about four hours after that from crossing my eyes, but I got lots of fun photos. I'll post "Duckface Stallone" next and then perhaps "Cuz I'm Gansta Like Dat Duckface" after that. I really have...no...life. LOL. There's me with makeup, btw, Zephy. Sorry, I forgot about that.  Quote:
 Thanks again! I'm not exactly sure what color my eyes are. They are like a honeyish brownish with gold and green spots.  Sometimes they just look light brown and sometimes they look green and sometimes one looks brown and one looks green. I think they're hazel. I don't know. OMG...TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!! Geez...what's his name again? | |||
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11-11-2011, 06:29 AM
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I have been avoiding the news lately and quite honestly do not have the slightest idea what has been going on for the past few months. I did however manage to catch that... All he had to say for him self was oops... heh... Quote:
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11-12-2011, 03:58 AM
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11-18-2011, 01:07 AM
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(<-----WARNING: Mo has a tendency to tell jokes she thinks are hilarious but are actually dumb as hell.) Second of all (if it makes you feel any better), no state could ever be more ashamed than Texas after releasing GWB into the wild world of Presidency. GEEEEZ. WTF were we thinking? Maybe Bush and Dean should get together. OMG. Wouldn't that make frank and beans (dumb joke # TWO!!)? HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHA. Ok, folks, I'll be here all night! Quote:
It didn't take long. Some blueberries and frozen yogurt seemed to make it ALL better, and although it wasn't exactly chocolate ice cream, I think it did it's job just fine.I think we all have work to do on our egos, but at the same time ego is a sourcegiven part of human nature, so don't beat yourself up. Mine runs wild and naked through the streets at night, flashing poor innocent old men...and I think I'm ok with that. Quote:
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That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That's so wonderful for you!
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11-18-2011, 05:35 PM
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Anyway, today is the day I realized that one of my favorite songs, Sympathique, is a Pink Martini song. | |
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11-19-2011, 12:57 AM
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I will have to remember that cure for a sore knee LOL at your ego story -I had a very vivid picture of your ego just now | |
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11-19-2011, 02:08 AM
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I finally clicked nothuman! momo is a pseudonym and is really Penny (in disguise) from The Big Bang Theory....yayyyyyyy! BTW momo...This is my way of giving you a huge compliment. I adore Penny. I see her as pretty, smart, extremely funny and cute to boot! Hugable material is our momo Last edited by Moriarty; 11-19-2011 at 02:31 AM. |
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11-19-2011, 05:24 AM
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That makes me feel so much better. Still...what is it with Texans and wanting to blow things up?I remember going down to the river junk yard with dad and his friend, learning how to make bombs, and then sticking them in old cars and watching them BLOW! LMAO. Oh...my dad taught me so much. You can call it a cosmopolitan song if it makes you feel any better. Those are my favorite pinky martinis. And I've watched a grown man crawl across the room after 5 of them, so they're no lightweight fuel by any means!
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11-19-2011, 05:25 AM
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Hehehehe...I'm pretty sure that's exactly what my ego would want. | |
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11-19-2011, 05:26 AM
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11-19-2011, 05:57 AM
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Awww, thank you! You are so sweet, Moriarty! I don't know what's happened these last few days, but I am floating and your compliment just added some new helium. Thank you. And don't tell Waxy, but you're the most adorable froggie on the forum. | |
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11-19-2011, 12:59 PM
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I messed up this morning and only posted the first bit. It wasnt till nh read it and brought it to my attention that I'd sooooo forgotten to add the "BTW" bit...which i tagged on the end. Thank god nh spotted my dumbness or we wouldnt be having this love-in. Im shamed and cant accept your compliments. >>>>passes them onto rightful owner>>>our mate nh | |
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11-19-2011, 02:28 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK...whew. First of all, lol, I had no idea who Penny is because I don't watch much TV. LMAO! I've never even seen the Big Bang Theory! So tell NH he could've let that one slide and I would have NEVER known the difference! Secondly, I just had a massive understanding of something. So thank you for that. LOL. Thirdly, and most importantly, I think you are an incredibly sweet, nice, friendly, and VERY entertaining person (at LEAST on the forum ) and I am a little dingy and scattered brained at times, so I probably would have never picked up on an insult even if I had watched BBT. Plus I'm pretty good at taking a joke. So no biggie. Oh, I also like the love-in's quite well. You don't have to worry about hurting my feelings, feel free to compare me to hot blondes in a TV show (GAHHH I just HATE it when people DO THAT! ), (this is where I insert underhanded guilt trip ------>)even if they may or may not be portrayed as particularly intelligent or easy to get along with! LOL! I just found that on WikiPedia, only source of understanding here.So don't worry Miss Moriarty, I think you're the bees knees. Last edited by momo3bur; 11-19-2011 at 04:34 PM. | |
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11-19-2011, 04:43 PM
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11-19-2011, 04:43 PM
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today I realized .............that I still haven't forgiven my BF for breaking my trust and it's really just about me and whether I want to continue this relationship or not .......... it's a good day to 'figure' it out |
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11-19-2011, 07:46 PM
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(Oh, and today is the day I realized how entertaining this place can sometimes be )
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11-19-2011, 07:58 PM
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11-19-2011, 08:01 PM
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