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momo3bur · 11-22-2011, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Frisky

Let me know if you need a male nurse, Momo

I'm not a registered nurse though, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night

Why...that's very kind of you, but I ate some blueberries and it got all better.

If that makes any sense at all...

^That statement is 100% true.

Hey and you should know you can get in a LOT of trouble for impersonating male nurses in Holiday Inns! Tsk tsk tsk...

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

goes with the nic, doesn't it?

LOL!

ZephyrusX · 11-22-2011, 01:43 PM

RE: Age and bodies

I realized this summer that I should no longer be jumping fences. Once a upon a time, I could mightily scale those ringed fences with ease, but now, I can barely drag my self over and pathetically slump over onto the other side.

The woes of being 26!

Ha! I'm just really out of shape!

lifetimelearner · 11-22-2011, 02:54 PM

today is the day I realized .........how off balance I have been lately
but I have a home remedy !-

stick your finger in your belly button
rub your head in a circular motion
and then kiss a turtle

ZephyrusX · 11-23-2011, 06:24 AM

Merriam-Webster's online dictionary will rank words according to their search popularity. Apparently Sex only ranks in the top 10% of words searched and capriciousness ranks higher at the top 1% (rank 144) words searched on the dictionary.

People are not sex obsessed as I thought. Go figure.

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Merriam-Webster's online dictionary will rank words according to their search popularity. Apparently Sex only ranks in the top 10% of words searched and capriciousness ranks higher at the top 1% (rank 144) words searched on the dictionary.

People are not sex obsessed as I thought. Go figure.

Today I realized that Zephy wasn't using the right words when she was searching for sex. LOL!

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:41 AM

Tdy I rlzd tht smn tk my vwls.....

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 10:17 AM

Today I realized that they are called kitchen appliances for a very good reason and using them in the bedroom may end in tears

elucidate · 11-23-2011, 10:46 AM

Today I realized that I have the worlds best massage therapist, and that I really need to have more regular bodywork done.

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Tdy I rlzd tht smn tk my vwls.....

Y bttr gt ths bck bcs t tk m lk fv mnts t rd tht pst.

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Today I realized that they are called kitchen appliances for a very good reason and using them in the bedroom may end in tears

Goodness, Cap'n! What is it you're doing in your spare time and who told you it was ok to use kitchen appliances in the bedroom!?

Serious electrocution risk there, you know.

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elucidate

Today I realized that I have the worlds best massage therapist, and that I really need to have more regular bodywork done.

Luci, I love this happy feeling you've got. Everytime I see your posts it makes me smile a mile.

PraetorianX · 11-23-2011, 06:12 PM

...that grocery shopping on Thanksgiving Eve is not the ideal time.

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

RE: Age and bodies

I realized this summer that I should no longer be jumping fences. Once a upon a time, I could mightily scale those ringed fences with ease, but now, I can barely drag my self over and pathetically slump over onto the other side.

The woes of being 26!

Ha! I'm just really out of shape!

You're only 26!? Wow, your posts make you seem so much more...hmmm...what the word? Well seasoned.

You are a wise one, Miss Zephy!

Today I realized that Zephy is actually a young little tart.

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Originally Posted by lifetimelearner

today is the day I realized .........how off balance I have been lately
but I have a home remedy !-

stick your finger in your belly button
rub your head in a circular motion
and then kiss a turtle

OMG...I so tried this. It works like a charm.

Today I realized that LTL is an amazing homeopathic practitioner and that my belly button tiiiickles.

Oh...and not to kiss just any turtle...some of them are homicidal maniacs.

Seriously, I mean that about the turtles. You just reminded me of a little incident I created for myself a few years ago (accidentally, of course) involving a turtle, a toddler, state trooper, and me screaming like a little biotch. LOL.

Moriarty · 11-23-2011, 08:58 PM

Today I realised if I stop breathing through this little blue snorkel, I'll croak instead.

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

Today I realised if I stop breathing through this little blue snorkel, I'll croak instead.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious AND adorable!

See, this is why I love frogs so much better than turtles...

Beingist · 11-23-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by momo3bur

Y bttr gt ths bck bcs t tk m lk fv mnts t rd tht pst.

Tk m lk sx t rd yrs!

Moriarty · 11-23-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by momo3bur

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious AND adorable!

See, this is why I love frogs so much better than turtles...

hee hee...today I realised how much cuter you are mo

....and also that we need some new Smilies here ....

Beingist · 11-23-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

....and also that we need some new Smilies here ....

I've been an advocate for some time, now.

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

Today I realised if I stop breathing through this little blue snorkel, I'll croak instead.

Today I realized I hadn't seen my lil' green buddy around much xx

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Beingist

Tk m lk sx t rd yrs!

Rght!? T rlly ds sm t tk sgnfcntly lngr amnt f tm t rd wrds whn th vwls hv bn rmvd; hwvr, ths cld b smwht ffctv f sd n smwy tht llws cvrt cmmnctn mng ths f s wh r bl t ndrstnd ths.

Moriarty · 11-23-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Today I realized I hadn't seen my lil' green buddy around much xx

Today I realised that rehashing old computer games causes lack of sleep and forum absence LOL

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

hee hee...today I realised how much cuter you are mo

....and also that we need some new Smilies here ....

Today I realized that Moriarty must live in a pond full of sugar, because she is tooooo sweet!

Thank you.

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

Today I realised that rehashing old computer games causes lack of sleep and forum absence LOL

Thats OK pal I don't have the attention span for....... whoa looky that.....bright and shiny mmmmmmm and fluffy

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:16 PM

Fck ths sht ..... whrs my vwls????

momo3bur · 11-23-2011, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Fck ths sht ..... whrs my vwls????

Whoa, whoa...easy there, darlin'. If you don't settle down, we might hafta ship ya off to Davy Jones locker, Cap'n.

Moriarty · 11-23-2011, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Thats OK pal I don't have the attention span for....... whoa looky that.....bright and shiny mmmmmmm and fluffy

Thats why you hang out here looking for vowels nh and I don't

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:23 PM

Sorry toots t lst I got bck th O's h h h h h h h

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

Thats why you hang out here looking for vowels nh and I don't

Listen Kermit I'm waitin' for paint to dry OK

Moriarty · 11-23-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Listen Kermit I'm waitin' for paint to dry OK

love ya work

nothuman · 11-23-2011, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

love ya work

Thanks pal...... I'm a professional

Moriarty · 11-23-2011, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by momo3bur

Today I realized that Moriarty must live in a pond full of sugar, because she is tooooo sweet!

Thank you.

awww

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11-22-2011, 01:43 PM	#92 (permalink)
ZephyrusX Banned Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,885	RE: Age and bodies I realized this summer that I should no longer be jumping fences. Once a upon a time, I could mightily scale those ringed fences with ease, but now, I can barely drag my self over and pathetically slump over onto the other side. The woes of being 26! Ha! I'm just really out of shape!

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ZephyrusX Banned Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,885	Merriam-Webster's online dictionary will rank words according to their search popularity. Apparently Sex only ranks in the top 10% of words searched and capriciousness ranks higher at the top 1% (rank 144) words searched on the dictionary. People are not sex obsessed as I thought. Go figure.

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