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11-05-2011, 06:59 AM
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A man was walking in the desert and he finds a genie's lamp he rubs it and a genie comes out and says: "you have three wishes. But every wish you make your wife will get double." The man was going through a bitter divorce but decides to take his wishes anyway. "For mt first wish I want a 1mil dollar home." And he gets it; his wife gets a 2mil dollar home. "for my second wish, i want 1tril dollars." And he gets it; and his wife gets 2tril. "for my third wish i wish i was half-dead." Get it? |
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11-05-2011, 03:26 PM
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I get the joke . The guy has a house , money , the ex has a house , more money . He could just save the last wish , and get on with his life . With all that money he could have a hell of a party , and forget the ex . desert rat
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11-06-2011, 01:49 PM
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11-06-2011, 03:26 PM
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When the ex gets a new house and lots of money , there is no need for a bitter divorice . If this guy is smart he will put the money in places that he cant spend it rite away. Like Swiss numbered bank accounts . If he tells the police or i.r.s. ( if in the U.S..) he got the money from a jenny that pooped out of a bottle , they might chose to believe he is selling drugs insteeed. desert rat
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11-18-2011, 07:27 PM
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That joke goes more like this. Some new agers , atheists , ignostics , moderate Christans are on a forum , in comes a Bible thumping Christan , and ... desert rat ....LOL I read some other variations like this one...I can't quite remember them...I think one of them was about a man and his neighbour (his neighbour get's double of what he gets). |
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11-19-2011, 03:25 PM
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There are many on line forums , and I an sure some where there is at least one with a shrimp , a gimpy old prospector , and a kick ass guitarist engaged is some kind of discussion . More of what I was reffering to was something like this . HELL DOES EXIST!!! and thats where MICHEAL JACKSON IS!!!*mind blowing* desert rat
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