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nothuman · 11-03-2011, 06:39 AM

For anyone stuck in the southern equatorial time warp. Some neat facts about Australia :

We were initially set up as a penal colony for British undesirables ( I myself am serving 8-10 for stealing a bagel )

All the reptiles and insects here make it their business to try and kill you

Australians like to insert the letter 'O' after everybodies first name

It is a myth that kangaroos hop down our main streets, they have been relegated to secondary roads and double as parking cops

Feel free to post comedy, songs, pics or generally hang with no real purpose.....

nothuman · 11-03-2011, 06:41 AM

Tim Minchin: Storm - YouTube

nothuman · 11-03-2011, 07:24 AM

Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead - YouTube

Really from New Zealand....but Australia claims anything south of the equator if its good

Moriarty · 11-03-2011, 11:13 AM

Yayyyyy I found the aussie thread!

Not sure about our insertion of O after everything but then I can be excused cause im a nth qldlander...commonly known as an aussie slang artiste at its best! LOL

Yep i slip, slop, slap and do the great aussie wave....like a brew on a hot summer's day mate and chuck a keen barby.

nothuman · 11-03-2011, 11:16 AM

What ...seriously you don't have Davo or Stevo or Johno up there. I must be mistaken I thought it was an Australia wide tradition

not to worry Moriartyo

Moriarty · 11-03-2011, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

What ...seriously you don't have Davo or Stevo or Johno up there. I must be mistaken I thought it was an Australia wide tradition

not to worry Moriartyo

Could have. They might be hiding out under the wide-brimmed hats?

nothuman · 11-03-2011, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moriarty

Could have. They might be hiding out under the wide-brimmed hats?

Heh......I bet they are........there are some wild boys up your neck of the woods........

Moriarty · 11-03-2011, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

Heh......I bet they are........there are some wild boys up your neck of the woods........

But that's the thing nh...anyone who lives here is 'wild' (whatever that means LOL) so its not as if they stand out from the crowd...including me. Get my drift?

nothuman · 11-03-2011, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moriarty

But that's the thing nh...anyone who lives here is 'wild' (whatever that means LOL) so its not as if they stand out from the crowd...including me. Get my drift?

I hear ya.....I think I have been metropolized since living in Sydney. Its no doubt turned me soft

Moriarty · 11-03-2011, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

I hear ya.....I think I have been metropolized since living in Sydney. Its no doubt turned me soft

Move back to Rocky LOL

Wax Frog · 11-04-2011, 12:24 AM

Oh, you enabler you!

"Yew biddah behoyve! Oy'm keepin' me oys on the two of ya!"

Wax Frog · 11-04-2011, 12:32 AM

I still miss the "Innahjoizah!"

pleasedon'thurtme

OY!!!!

1987 - Eveready Energizer - Jacko - YouTube

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

I still miss the "Innahjoizah!"

pleasedon'thurtme

OY!!!!

1987 - Eveready Energizer - Jacko - YouTube

hahaha Mr Frog ..... all the money I spent on therapy to forget that guy has now been for nought ....

Wax Frog · 11-04-2011, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

hahaha Mr Frog ..... all the money I spent on therapy to forget that guy has now been for nought ....

[rubs hands together with sadistic glee]

Perhaps I can make some small amends with this old-school "Aussietizer"

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 12:51 AM

Oww thanks Mr Frog yes they can be quite volitile and unpredictable critters they can. Normally found on the coast .... you can tell that she is targeting her next meal

Wax Frog · 11-04-2011, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

Oww thanks Mr Frog yes they can be quite volitile and unpredictable critters they can. Normally found on the coast .... you can tell that she is targeting her next meal

Are there any up and coming 'fingerlings' I should be apprised of?

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 01:17 AM

There is a constant turn over down here Mr F I for one find it difficult to stay abreast of the up and comers...... however if you reply to this then that puts you only 4 posts short of a gold watch!!!!!!

Wax Frog · 11-04-2011, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

There is a constant turn over down here Mr F I for one find it difficult to stay abreast of the up and comers...... however if you reply to this then that puts you only 4 posts short of a gold watch!!!!!!

Indeed, but in the meantime, and in the spirit of this thread, I wish to view some more Oz-based eye candy

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Indeed, but in the meantime, and in the spirit of this thread, I wish to view some more Oz-based eye candy

Me too Mr F however as I am on the road I cannot insert eye candy using phone.... I will leave it to you and Mr G to provide the goods....mayte

Wax Frog · 11-04-2011, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothuman

Me too Mr F however as I am on the road I cannot insert eye candy using phone.... I will leave it to you and Mr G to provide the goods....mayte

A "smaaaht phayne", no doubt!

Well, let's see... tell me more about this Jennifer Hawkins

ZephyrusX · 11-04-2011, 01:50 AM

Figures... I come in here and find Waxy posting pictures of scantily clad women again.

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 01:57 AM

hahahaha she looks under duress about being asked to pose under the shower. Maybe she had already washed that month.
Hawko...... where do I start ? Would have to be the most photographed woman in Orstraylea...... won Miss Universe 30 years ago, is our current Prime Minister, makes Mother Theresa look like Stalin....
try Elle Mr F she must be about 90 now......oh oh BTW I was lurking over at Spiritual Forums recently ....they were reminising about ex members and you were name checked by Dream Angel and Neville .....you are missed mate

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 02:08 AM

I am gonna have to scoot. Congratulations on your legend status Mr F it is only stating the obvious. Talk soon mate

Curious cat · 11-04-2011, 02:45 AM

Very entertaining thread.

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 03:00 AM

Hi Cat.... I thought I was gonna have to put out a ball of string and some Kitty Snacks to lure you in.... welcome fellow countryman

Midnite · 11-04-2011, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moriarty

...commonly known as an aussie slang artiste

You mean you're a Bogun?

'Gum ere' and give me a beer'

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnite

You mean you're a Bogun?

'Gum ere' and give me a beer'

I think e's got ya sussed love.....

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 05:07 AM

Austen Tayshus - Australiana [Full and uncensored] - YouTube

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 05:49 AM

Here ya go Mr F ...Elle MacPherson........AKA my grandmother

nothuman · 11-04-2011, 05:52 AM

11-03-2011, 06:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Down Under Alternate Reality Thread For anyone stuck in the southern equatorial time warp. Some neat facts about Australia : We were initially set up as a penal colony for British undesirables ( I myself am serving 8-10 for stealing a bagel ) All the reptiles and insects here make it their business to try and kill you Australians like to insert the letter 'O' after everybodies first name It is a myth that kangaroos hop down our main streets, they have been relegated to secondary roads and double as parking cops Feel free to post comedy, songs, pics or generally hang with no real purpose.....

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nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Tim Minchin: Storm - YouTube

11-03-2011, 07:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead - YouTube Really from New Zealand....but Australia claims anything south of the equator if its good

11-03-2011, 11:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Moriarty Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 884	Yayyyyy I found the aussie thread! Not sure about our insertion of O after everything but then I can be excused cause im a nth qldlander...commonly known as an aussie slang artiste at its best! LOL Yep i slip, slop, slap and do the great aussie wave....like a brew on a hot summer's day mate and chuck a keen barby.

11-03-2011, 11:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	What ...seriously you don't have Davo or Stevo or Johno up there. I must be mistaken I thought it was an Australia wide tradition not to worry Moriartyo

11-04-2011, 12:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Oh, you enabler you! "Yew biddah behoyve! Oy'm keepin' me oys on the two of ya!"

11-04-2011, 12:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	I still miss the "Innahjoizah!" pleasedon'thurtme OY!!!! 1987 - Eveready Energizer - Jacko - YouTube

11-04-2011, 12:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Oww thanks Mr Frog yes they can be quite volitile and unpredictable critters they can. Normally found on the coast .... you can tell that she is targeting her next meal

11-04-2011, 01:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	There is a constant turn over down here Mr F I for one find it difficult to stay abreast of the up and comers...... however if you reply to this then that puts you only 4 posts short of a gold watch!!!!!!

11-04-2011, 01:50 AM	#21 (permalink)
ZephyrusX Banned Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,885	Figures... I come in here and find Waxy posting pictures of scantily clad women again.

11-04-2011, 01:57 AM	#22 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	hahahaha she looks under duress about being asked to pose under the shower. Maybe she had already washed that month. Hawko...... where do I start ? Would have to be the most photographed woman in Orstraylea...... won Miss Universe 30 years ago, is our current Prime Minister, makes Mother Theresa look like Stalin.... try Elle Mr F she must be about 90 now......oh oh BTW I was lurking over at Spiritual Forums recently ....they were reminising about ex members and you were name checked by Dream Angel and Neville .....you are missed mate

11-04-2011, 02:08 AM	#23 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	I am gonna have to scoot. Congratulations on your legend status Mr F it is only stating the obvious. Talk soon mate

11-04-2011, 02:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
Curious cat Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 246	Very entertaining thread.

11-04-2011, 03:00 AM	#25 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Hi Cat.... I thought I was gonna have to put out a ball of string and some Kitty Snacks to lure you in.... welcome fellow countryman

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nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Austen Tayshus - Australiana [Full and uncensored] - YouTube

11-04-2011, 05:49 AM	#29 (permalink)
nothuman Family Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,662	Here ya go Mr F ...Elle MacPherson........AKA my grandmother

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