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Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 05:34 PM

I want to be a lanky, laconic bushman when I grow up!

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 07:42 PM

Ah, nothing like perfect timing for a poster's arrival... I've just completed a little surprise or you and your compatriots, Mr. Nothuman! I'm opening myself up for your "revenge"

How NOT to speak Australian!

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

I want to be a lanky, laconic bushman when I grow up!

ZephyrusX · 11-12-2011, 09:47 PM

Waxy, did Midnite give you a black eye?

elucidate · 11-12-2011, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Oh dear...is that bushwacker, fisherman bondage gear? That's even scarier.

What on earth is on his head? Fisherman bondage is the new black apparently.

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 09:54 PM

E Girl...if you're brave enough here is the link to all things froggie, leather and bound

Waders out of Doors

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 09:58 PM

*cough* You're missing a golden (?) opportunity to hear ME doing an Aussie accent!

... or are you wisely ignoring my link?

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

*cough* You're missing a golden (?) opportunity to hear ME doing an Aussie accent!

... or are you wisely ignoring my link?

so so sorry Mr F I did listen before but got heavily involved with a bowl of crispie crunch. Its a right ripper of an accent Mr Ef ........except it is probably too Australian

There's No Place Like Home - YouTube

elucidate · 11-12-2011, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

E Girl...if you're brave enough here is the link to all things froggie, leather and bound

Waders out of Doors

A little part of me jumped and went "Aaaa" in a panicky way when I first saw this image.

I'm not sure I'm THAT brave right now...but I may ease into it later on.

You know there was this guy in the early eighties...can't remember his name but he was wrapped up in that whole story with Roger Rogerson and all the Underbelly boys, and he had ties to these people. Anyway, he reeeeeaaaally wanted to be a fish...and one day he actually made a fish suit. He put it on and managed to waddle into the nearby river, and guess what? He drowned

His body washed up on the river bank and it must have been a huge shock for the person who found him. I can imagine he would have resembled a giant fish from a distance, and then up close, it would be obvious it was a man in a poorly made fish suit!

People are so freaky.

elucidate · 11-12-2011, 10:10 PM

Oh my Lord!

I just had a look at that link, and...Oh My LORD!

He's like a kinky papa smurf.

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by elucidate

A little part of me jumped and went "Aaaa" in a panicky way when I first saw this image.

I'm not sure I'm THAT brave right now...but I may ease into it later on.

You know there was this guy in the early eighties...can't remember his name but he was wrapped up in that whole story with Roger Rogerson and all the Underbelly boys, and he had ties to these people. Anyway, he reeeeeaaaally wanted to be a fish...and one day he actually made a fish suit. He put it on and managed to waddle into the nearby river, and guess what? He drowned

His body washed up on the river bank and it must have been a huge shock for the person who found him. I can imagine he would have resembled a giant fish from a distance, and then up close, it would be obvious it was a man in a poorly made fish suit!

People are so freaky.

hahahaha that makes me feel better......even in my wildest moments I haven't dreamed of that

Tim Minchin Tony The Fish - YouTube

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by elucidate

Oh my Lord!

I just had a look at that link, and...Oh My LORD!

He's like a kinky papa smurf.

I don't think he means anything sexual about it at all. I think this is his hobby.....

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Its a right ripper of an accent Mr Ef ........except it is probably too Australian

SCORE!!!

elucidate · 11-12-2011, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

hahahaha that makes me feel better......even in my wildest moments I haven't dreamed of that

Tim Minchin Tony The Fish - YouTube

hahaha...I've seen him live, he really is a Legend.

Nice way to wake up...cheers.

elucidate · 11-12-2011, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

I don't think he means anything sexual about it at all. I think this is his hobby.....

Really?

Hmmm...I'm not too sure about that? He seemed pretty happy with the way the latex accentuated his...ahem...package.

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

SCORE!!!

This is for you Mr Ef

Adam Hills - Australian accents - YouTube

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by elucidate

Really?

Hmmm...I'm not too sure about that? He seemed pretty happy with the way the latex accentuated his...ahem...package.

Well...now that you mention it....maybe it was wishful thinking on my behalf......he reminds me of my grandfather.......sans leather

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

This is for you Mr Ef

Adam Hills - Australian accents - YouTube

Prepeahs ta enjoy the intatainmint!

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Prepeahs ta enjoy the intatainmint!

Australian Accent Part 1 - YouTube

...and the hits just keep on commin'

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Australian Accent Part 1 - YouTube

...and the hits just keep on commin'

Ooh, a tutorial!

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 10:43 PM

If you take the piss, do you eventually have to give it back?

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

If you take the piss, do you eventually have to give it back?

Not normal procedure as extracting urine is a covert operation at the best of times so returning it would be a dead give away that the extractee is shy some body fluid. Having taken it we then normally wash ourselves in it as it has a revitalizing effect on skin.

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Not normal procedure as extracting urine is a covert operation at the best of times so returning it would be a dead give away that the extractee is shy some body fluid. Having taken it we then normally wash ourselves in it as it has a revitalizing effect on skin.

Mightn't it be better to simply put the piss in escrow?

nothuman · 11-12-2011, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Mightn't it be better to simply put the piss in escrow?

Well thats a thought.......maybe we could replace the current Gold Standard with wee. Or at least float it on the short term market to let it acrue interest.

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nothuman

Well thats a thought.......maybe we could replace the current Gold Standard with wee. Or at least float it on the short term market to let it acrue interest.

Shh! I'm listening to the part about how active my tongue is

Wax Frog · 11-12-2011, 11:10 PM

"Ask the master to pass the banana"

Beingist · 11-12-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

*cough* You're missing a golden (?) opportunity to hear ME doing an Aussie accent!

Brilliant!!

(Althoiygh fayalee good at accents, I still fayal to masta thoiyse oiys).

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Funny how dropping the solipsistic viewpoint makes you "Waxier"!

Yeah, but you're still the King of Wax.

Moriarty · 11-13-2011, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Let's find out, shall we? Heheheheheh.....

Ooh! The "living symbol of the typical Australian"! This should be juicy!

:

Chips Rafferty - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Whot's a lehhneh ploit?

yeahhh..ill give you a 4+ for effort. Maybe not human southernites might say it that way but up here in the sunshine...nup!

try this.....lerrrrrrnerrrr plaaaate maaaate (long 'a'; long 'r')

Wax Frog · 11-13-2011, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Beingist

Yeah, but you're still the King of Wax.

I hope that's a good thing!

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Originally Posted by Moriarty

yeahhh..ill give you a 4+ for effort. Maybe not human southernites might say it that way but up here in the sunshine...nup!

try this.....lerrrrrrnerrrr plaaaate maaaate (long 'a'; long 'r')

I hope that's on a scoiyle of 1 to 5!

I'd like to learn more about the inhuman southernites

nothuman · 11-13-2011, 03:59 AM

Palmolive dishwashing liquid: "Madge the manicurist" (Robina Beard) - Australian TV commercial - YouTube

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Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Ah, nothing like perfect timing for a poster's arrival... I've just completed a little surprise or you and your compatriots, Mr. Nothuman! I'm opening myself up for your "revenge" How NOT to speak Australian!

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