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desertrat · 10-21-2011, 03:59 PM

I just found this link posted on another forum . Yes its never too old for some fun . Plea Deal In Case Of Naked 71-Year-Old "Chick" Busted For Back Seat Buick Sex | The Smoking Gun I like the part" the car was found rocking gently and the windows steamed ." desert rat

elucidate · 10-21-2011, 04:03 PM

I can't stop laughing.

Did you see the look on her face!

Bless her. I hope I'm that young and frisky when I'm her age (and that someone will want to ♥♥♥♥ me.)

elucidate · 10-21-2011, 04:12 PM

Some of the comments below the article were a crack up.

It's true that alcohol makes people do crazy things though.

I once went out with this guy who told me that a few years prior to meeting me, he got drunk with a friend and some woman picked him and his friend up and took them both back to her place.

He was really drunk and half way through having sex with her he realized, upon looking down and noticing that her face was at his stomach level, that she was in fact a midget!

The next day she wouldn't let him leave either. Literally, she blocked the doorway so he couldn't leave.

desertrat · 10-21-2011, 04:15 PM

On the forum I got this link from the poster made the comment you can tell by her smile she got laid last night . Here is the forum , but I cant find the post Active Threads - Hip Forums desert rat

Criseyde · 10-21-2011, 04:19 PM

Oh, my God --

Quote:

Morche asked the naked pair what they were doing. Adams provided a succinct reply: “I’m ♥♥♥♥ing this chick."

LMAO!

elucidate · 10-21-2011, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Criseyde

Oh, my God --

LMAO!

That was so funny.

desertrat · 10-21-2011, 04:38 PM

Hear is the link 71 Year Old Woman Sentenced for Backseat Sex in Buick - Hip Forums

cacheborn · 10-24-2011, 06:00 AM

LMAO.

Quote:

The car was rocking gently and its windows had steamed over, noted Officer Andrew Morche.

It's been so long since I quoted from Seinfeld. This is almost a replica of what happens when Jerry, George and others catch Frank and Estelle Costanza in the van.

Quote:

George, seeing Jerry's van shaking: "What is that? That van's a-rockin'."
Jerry: "Don't go a-knockin'."
Estelle, after George opens the van door: "Oh, my god!"
George, seeing his parents being "intimate": "Oh, my god!"
Frankie: "Now you gotta sell this van."
Jerry: "Oh, yeah."

Frank: "What you saw in that van was a natural expression of a man's love for
his lady."
George: "Ohhhh..."
Estelle: "Your father's right. It's beautiful."
Frank: "And it was safe."
George: "Oh, God..."

IvyW · 10-24-2011, 06:48 PM

LoL hahaha

neilpage · 10-24-2011, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elucidate

I can't stop laughing.

Did you see the look on her face!

Bless her. I hope I'm that young and frisky when I'm her age (and that someone will want to ♥♥♥♥ me.)

lol.. that was cute!

dream · 11-02-2011, 08:47 PM

The look on her face says it all.

Mariana Trench · 11-03-2011, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dream

The look on her face says it all.

Yes it does.

Good for them!

Also, they totally remind me of this music video (NSFW, haha): Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage" (Hi Res) - YouTube

She's in her 70s too.

Johnny Metal · 11-03-2011, 01:40 AM

"He was placed on a year’s probation (like Daniels), fined $785, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service."

For having drunk sex in a car? Should it even be a crime?

supertom · 11-03-2011, 01:45 AM

Good for her

She should be given an award not get arrested, although she seems more than happy to be arrested.

elucidate · 11-06-2011, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supertom

Good for her

She should be given an award not get arrested, although she seems more than happy to be arrested.

Bad, bad granny. The thrill of getting caught made her face light up.

10-21-2011, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
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10-21-2011, 04:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
elucidate Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 12,751	I can't stop laughing. Did you see the look on her face! Bless her. I hope I'm that young and frisky when I'm her age (and that someone will want to ♥♥♥♥ me.)

10-21-2011, 04:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
elucidate Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 12,751	Some of the comments below the article were a crack up. It's true that alcohol makes people do crazy things though. I once went out with this guy who told me that a few years prior to meeting me, he got drunk with a friend and some woman picked him and his friend up and took them both back to her place. He was really drunk and half way through having sex with her he realized, upon looking down and noticing that her face was at his stomach level, that she was in fact a midget! The next day she wouldn't let him leave either. Literally, she blocked the doorway so he couldn't leave.

10-21-2011, 04:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	On the forum I got this link from the poster made the comment you can tell by her smile she got laid last night . Here is the forum , but I cant find the post Active Threads - Hip Forums desert rat

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desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	Hear is the link 71 Year Old Woman Sentenced for Backseat Sex in Buick - Hip Forums

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IvyW Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 222	LoL hahaha

11-02-2011, 08:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
dream Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Posts: 614	The look on her face says it all.

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Johnny Metal Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 142	"He was placed on a year’s probation (like Daniels), fined $785, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service." For having drunk sex in a car? Should it even be a crime?

11-03-2011, 01:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
supertom Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Homeless Posts: 3,548	Good for her She should be given an award not get arrested, although she seems more than happy to be arrested.

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