Ye Olde Fun Internet Toys ... from back in the day

[Sbonn]

Before there was fancy things like YouTube and the like.. there were text translators and generators of all sort..

I present to thee.. a small group of fun, yet possibly disturbing, but still kicking web toys..

Bad Translator - Be gentle with this one.. it gets verklempt ( choked up) if too much text is run through it to be translated.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator - Thine right eye so plitherates that thine left eye doth graze upon it.

The Shakespearean Insult Generator - Thou errant doghearted measle!

The Dialectizer - You can give your favorite web page or text a new way to speak to you!

Lee's Useless Super Hero Generator - Yes, finally find your super hero persona, your source of powers, your powers, weapon and ride!

Forgotten Paladin
Power(s): Flame generation/control, Machine control, Regeneration
Source of powers: Solar
Weapon: Light Spitballs
Transportation: Invisible Blimp


Please enjoy and mayhap if you run across a Ye Olde Fun Internet Toy you might share it on this thread.

[ZephyrusX]

Awesome. This is so me.

The homicidal Copord Wolfe (Copord-Wolfe, Copordwolfe, Wolfe Copord, Wolfe-Copord, Wolfecopord)
Power(s): Cold generation, Pyrokinesis, Enhanced senses
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial divine intervention
Weapon: Celestial Scythe
Transportation: Silver Elephant

[Wax Frog]

I guess I'm overdue for a contribution

[Wax Frog]

OK, let's badtranslate a bit of the Wikipedia article on "assembly language", shall we?

An assembly language is a low-level programming language for computers, microprocessors, microcontrollers, and other programmable devices. It implements a symbolic representation of the machine codes and other constants needed to program a given CPU.

...thru 20 iterations...

Low level assembly language computer prosest microcontrollers and other languages, Sweden. This is standard code that uses the CPU plan requires a permanent character."

[Wax Frog]

"How about body piercing?", you ask:

Kama Sutra, dated to the Gupta Empire of Ancient India, describes genital piercing to permit sexual enhancement by inserting pins and other objects into the foreskin of the penis.

becomes

"Classics, ancient India, dating, puberty, and other things on the surface of the foreskin, bone Gupta Empire. Explain the possibility of hole"

[Wax Frog]

Casu Marzu cheese:

Casu marzu is considered to be unsafe to eat by Sardinian aficionados when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is usually eaten...

becomes

"When you die, you can not eat cheese fans will be treated as larvae Maius Sardinia. So, in life, but deep in cheese."