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Jon Tore · 07-22-2011, 11:39 AM

You'll have to temporarily excuse Sock Uniter for his creator's not that successful attempt at drawing him, but I'm sure he'll appreciate the good thoughts. Ever wondered why you sometimes seem to only find the latter half of a pair of socks? Stop looking under your couch, or in your heap of laundry. It's in space. The sock is in space, and the immortal Sock Uniter personally seeks to gather all lost socks, so that they are not lost anymore, but simply relocated to Sock Uniter's belly (also known as the international sock database - ISD). No socks are harmed during the uniting process, and are fully capable of providing the desired effects of a sock, once defruilliniated. Note, however, that defruillination only happens every 10 years, which is a huge amount of effort from Sock Uniter's side, something which we should be grateful for. This way, owners of relocated socks can receive their socks while making room for more lost socks in ISD.

Jon Tore · 07-22-2011, 11:42 AM

HELP. Mods!!!! I can't change the title of the thread, which says pace, where it's meant to say space!

Wax Frog · 07-23-2011, 01:32 AM

Be thankful, at least no one will accuse that being of coming from New York City!

This Stuff's Made In New York City!!! Pace Thick & Chunky - YouTube

Jon Tore · 07-23-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Be thankful, at least no one will accuse that being of coming from New York City!

This Stuff's Made In New York City!!! Pace Thick & Chunky - YouTube

Hah, you make me laugh!

Wax Frog · 07-24-2011, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Tore

Hah, you make me laugh!

That's the idea! Keep those chuckles going around in an endless, lye-flavored-fishy loop

desertrat · 07-24-2011, 04:03 AM

No you need to be aware of that sock and under were monster who eats socks and under ware. No one ever rely sees him/her , they just lose socks/underwear . It hides in the 4 th or 5 th dimencion , and is only around when loose socks or under ware is about. desert rat

Jon Tore · 07-24-2011, 07:39 AM

That's what the government wants you to believe, see! They've been feeding us stories about monsters eating socks and underwear for centuries. This is only one of many propaganda movies arranged by the leaders. It's time to face the truth, and understand the link between socks and space.

Jon Tore · 07-24-2011, 07:42 AM

And can't any mods out there edit my thread title to space? It's scaring away the contributors!

desertrat · 07-24-2011, 03:15 PM

I dont think its just a sock and underware monster. It takes things to its 4th dimichion/sub space hide out , and returns them after some one has looked for them a long time. It must have that hide out full by now with all kind of stuff. desert rat

Wax Frog · 07-25-2011, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Tore

And can't any mods out there edit my thread title to space? It's scaring away the contributors!

No, what's scaring them is the idea that there might be a few fragments of dislodged brain on the end of that pen!

Wax Frog · 07-25-2011, 01:47 AM

Jon Tore · 07-25-2011, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

HAHAHA! You're a genius

Wax Frog · 07-26-2011, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Tore

HAHAHA! You're a genius

Oh, sure, deny that this is actual video

desertrat · 07-27-2011, 04:51 AM

There is a salsa called pace , a brand name .Maby this sock uniter likes pace salsa. desert rat

Wax Frog · 07-27-2011, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by desertrat

There is a salsa called pace , a brand name .Maby this sock uniter likes pace salsa. desert rat

I think you missed my link - "NEW YORK CITY?" lol!

Jon Tore · 07-27-2011, 08:19 AM

Or perhaps there should be an option to edit your thread title

Wax Frog · 07-27-2011, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Tore

Or perhaps there should be an option to edit your thread title

Somewhere there is a parallel universe in which you were able to fix your topic and thus miss out on my animation

desertrat · 08-03-2011, 03:32 PM

In that parallel universe dwells that sock and underware monster , witch also might enjoy " pace " salsa. If you only buy white socks , any 2 socks are a pair . That is what I do . Forum members we need to keep up the "pace " and not let this thread go off to thread heaven or in to obscureity . desert rat

Jon Tore · 08-05-2011, 06:40 AM

As we all know, socks are made out of many threads, sewn together. When this thread is forgotten, in the end, it will merely merge with other threads, forming a sock. Whether this sock lies in the fate of Sock Uniter from space, we do not yet know.

desertrat · 08-05-2011, 03:39 PM

Some where in the cosmos is a place where some lost items end up. Its at the center of a trance dimentional black hole. Some socks end up here. desert rat

Wax Frog · 08-05-2011, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Tore

As we all know, socks are made out of many threads, sewn together. When this thread is forgotten, in the end, it will merely merge with other threads, forming a sock. Whether this sock lies in the fate of Sock Uniter from space, we do not yet know.

You've given me an idea that might solve the mystery of socks disappearing in the laundry. It may be that they've become sentient and, having gained access to a hidden 'bubble' universe, are going off to secretly build up an army for the conquest of Earth. The final phase of their preparation involves the creation of a powerful MetaSock who will serve as their commander!

desertrat · 08-05-2011, 08:58 PM

After a few seconts of deep thought , it may not be the sock uniter from pace salsa co. , the sock monster , a trance dim. black hole or a metasock commander it could be the friends of the eastern bra society branching out . Referenced hear by a post by reefs What religion are you?

desertrat · 08-18-2011, 05:33 PM

I wounder if you did put the s in space and it got lost in cyber space some where. In this thread I put the h in ghost , but it got lost some where What are gosts ? desert rat

Jon Tore · 08-18-2011, 10:34 PM

If the letters got lost in space, we might be lucky enough to have Lost Letter Uniter return them at some point in the future

desertrat · 08-19-2011, 02:41 AM

It is said that any thing ever put out there in cyber space never rely disappears . Some where in that vastness of the internet and the world wide web among lost fragments of text and incompleat porn pics. is my h from ghost and your lost s from space . desert rat

Wax Frog · 08-19-2011, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by desertrat

incompleat porn pics.

Have you ever managed to fill in the gaps?

desertrat · 08-20-2011, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Have you ever managed to fill in the gaps?

What I was refering to was that place where incomplete files end up. I have many hard drives , cds, and dvds loaded with complete files . desert rat

Wax Frog · 08-20-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by desertrat

What I was refering to was that place where incomplete files end up. I have many hard drives , cds, and dvds loaded with complete files . desert rat

Are you willing to share? Just kidding, just kidding!!!

desertrat · 08-20-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Are you willing to share? Just kidding, just kidding!!!

I will give you a list of download sites in p.m. if asked. These are chat rooms, torrent sites ect. desert rat

Wax Frog · 08-21-2011, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by desertrat

I will give you a list of download sites in p.m. if asked. These are chat rooms, torrent sites ect. desert rat

Don't worry, my *cough* right hand *cough*

and I are already well supplied!

07-22-2011, 11:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	Sock Uniter from pace. You'll have to temporarily excuse Sock Uniter for his creator's not that successful attempt at drawing him, but I'm sure he'll appreciate the good thoughts. Ever wondered why you sometimes seem to only find the latter half of a pair of socks? Stop looking under your couch, or in your heap of laundry. It's in space. The sock is in space, and the immortal Sock Uniter personally seeks to gather all lost socks, so that they are not lost anymore, but simply relocated to Sock Uniter's belly (also known as the international sock database - ISD). No socks are harmed during the uniting process, and are fully capable of providing the desired effects of a sock, once defruilliniated. Note, however, that defruillination only happens every 10 years, which is a huge amount of effort from Sock Uniter's side, something which we should be grateful for. This way, owners of relocated socks can receive their socks while making room for more lost socks in ISD. Last edited by Jon Tore; 07-22-2011 at 11:41 AM.

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07-22-2011, 11:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	HELP. Mods!!!! I can't change the title of the thread, which says pace, where it's meant to say space!

07-23-2011, 01:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Be thankful, at least no one will accuse that being of coming from New York City! This Stuff's Made In New York City!!! Pace Thick & Chunky - YouTube

07-24-2011, 04:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	No you need to be aware of that sock and under were monster who eats socks and under ware. No one ever rely sees him/her , they just lose socks/underwear . It hides in the 4 th or 5 th dimencion , and is only around when loose socks or under ware is about. desert rat

07-24-2011, 07:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	That's what the government wants you to believe, see! They've been feeding us stories about monsters eating socks and underwear for centuries. This is only one of many propaganda movies arranged by the leaders. It's time to face the truth, and understand the link between socks and space.

07-24-2011, 07:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	And can't any mods out there edit my thread title to space? It's scaring away the contributors!

07-24-2011, 03:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	I dont think its just a sock and underware monster. It takes things to its 4th dimichion/sub space hide out , and returns them after some one has looked for them a long time. It must have that hide out full by now with all kind of stuff. desert rat

07-25-2011, 01:47 AM	#11 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374

07-27-2011, 04:51 AM	#14 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	There is a salsa called pace , a brand name .Maby this sock uniter likes pace salsa. desert rat

07-27-2011, 08:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	Or perhaps there should be an option to edit your thread title

08-03-2011, 03:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	In that parallel universe dwells that sock and underware monster , witch also might enjoy " pace " salsa. If you only buy white socks , any 2 socks are a pair . That is what I do . Forum members we need to keep up the "pace " and not let this thread go off to thread heaven or in to obscureity . desert rat

08-05-2011, 06:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	As we all know, socks are made out of many threads, sewn together. When this thread is forgotten, in the end, it will merely merge with other threads, forming a sock. Whether this sock lies in the fate of Sock Uniter from space, we do not yet know.

08-05-2011, 03:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	Some where in the cosmos is a place where some lost items end up. Its at the center of a trance dimentional black hole. Some socks end up here. desert rat

08-05-2011, 08:58 PM	#22 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	After a few seconts of deep thought , it may not be the sock uniter from pace salsa co. , the sock monster , a trance dim. black hole or a metasock commander it could be the friends of the eastern bra society branching out . Referenced hear by a post by reefs What religion are you?

08-18-2011, 05:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	I wounder if you did put the s in space and it got lost in cyber space some where. In this thread I put the h in ghost , but it got lost some where What are gosts ? desert rat

08-18-2011, 10:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	If the letters got lost in space, we might be lucky enough to have Lost Letter Uniter return them at some point in the future

08-19-2011, 02:41 AM	#25 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	It is said that any thing ever put out there in cyber space never rely disappears . Some where in that vastness of the internet and the world wide web among lost fragments of text and incompleat porn pics. is my h from ghost and your lost s from space . desert rat

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