Mars is not what you think it is

[Plays With Life]

Just ask. Ask me anything. I'll give you the Real facts about life on Mars.

[Criseyde]

How does having two moons affect your birth chart?

[LostMyMap]

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids,
in fact, it's cold as hell..."

YouTube - ‪Elton John - Rocket Man Studio Version with Lyrcs‬‏

[ZephyrusX]

Are there any women on Mars? Cause I can't go if there isn't...

[Criseyde]

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Are there any women on Mars? Cause I can't go if there isn't...

We could go together.

[ZephyrusX]

Originally Posted by Criseyde

We could go together.

*jumps on Criseyde* Weeeeee! Lets go to Mars!

[ZephyrusX]

How do we get to Mars?

[Criseyde]

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

How do we get to Mars?

We teleport.

[ZephyrusX]

Ok, since it is cold as hell, I'll turn back into a cat and snuggled around your neck. I'm just trying to keep you warm. Really. I'm not looking down your top or anything.

Does PWL live on Mars? Should we go visit him?

[Plays With Life]

Originally Posted by Criseyde

How does having two moons affect your birth chart?

There's a split in Martian astrology. One school of thought says that each moon represents one of your dominant unconscious personality traits, and that the push and pull between those two traits often causes internal discord and conflict. The other school of thought says that Phobos represents your dominant unconscious drives from birth to the end of puberty, and Deimos represents your dominant unconscious drives after puberty (your "adult moon").

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids,
in fact, it's cold as hell..."

YouTube - ‪Elton John - Rocket Man Studio Version with Lyrcs‬‏

Yeah, good ol' Elton. He swung by a few times.

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Are there any women on Mars? Cause I can't go if there isn't...

Yeah, there are! And they all six breasts.

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

How do we get to Mars?

You can use a rocket, like our good pal Elton.

Originally Posted by Criseyde

We teleport.

Or teleport!

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Ok, since it is cold as hell, I'll turn back into a cat and snuggled around your neck. I'm just trying to keep you warm. Really. I'm not looking down your top or anything.

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Does PWL live on Mars?

Yes! You can tell by my location string under my photo.

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Should we go visit him?

The answer to this question is yes!

[Criseyde]

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Ok, since it is cold as hell, I'll turn back into a cat and snuggled around your neck. I'm just trying to keep you warm. Really. I'm not looking down your top or anything.

If you're not careful, I'll turn you into mittens!

Does PWL live on Mars? Should we go visit him?

Yes, definitely. We should bring him some mittens. I mean, kittens... >_>...

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

There's a split in Martian astrology. One school of thought says that each moon represents one of your dominant unconscious personality traits, and that the push and pull between those two traits often causes internal discord and conflict. The other school of thought says that Phobos represents your dominant unconscious drives from birth to the end of puberty, and Deimos represents your dominant unconscious drives after puberty (your "adult moon").

Ooer. What are yours?

Yeah, there are! And they all six breasts.

Six! I'm going to have to buy a couple of padded bras for my visit.

The answer to this question is yes!

I'm glad we're all in agreement.

[ZephyrusX]

Originally Posted by Criseyde

If you're not careful, I'll turn you into mittens!

Ok. Though under certain circumstances, I might enjoy being your pair of mittens. When it gets too cold, people put their hands against warm body parts. Just don't put me underneath your armpits.

Would it be rude for a guest to raid PWL's kitchen for food? What type of food do you eat on Mars, any way?

[Criseyde]

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Ok. Though under certain circumstances, I might enjoy being your pair of mittens.

What might those be?

[Plays With Life]

Originally Posted by Criseyde

Ooer. What are yours?

I have Phobos in Aurora and Deimos in the Arglemon.

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Would it be rude for a guest to raid PWL's kitchen for food?

No it wouldn't! I have a huge cellar full of food.

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

What type of food do you eat on Mars, any way?

Well, purple plants are generally the staple. Except in the south of mars, where they eat those weird yellow things. The purple plants are made into a paste we call primfa. Sometimes it's flavored. Then we fry up some rainbow squash and spicy trimka, and maybe bake some trikla root. And I have freshly-made passionfruit juice for especially sexy visitors like yourselves. I import the passionfruit from Hawai'i - you wouldn't believe the costs of interplanetary freight, these days!

[ZephyrusX]

Originally Posted by Criseyde

What might those be?

*mubbles something about mittens*

Originally Posted by PWL

Well, purple plants are generally the staple. Except in the south of mars, where they eat those weird yellow things. The purple plants are made into a paste we call primfa. Sometimes it's flavored. Then we fry up some rainbow squash and spicy trimka, and maybe bake some trikla root. And I have freshly-made passionfruit juice for especially sexy visitors like yourselves. I import the passionfruit from Hawai'i - you wouldn't believe the costs of interplanetary freight, these days!

Delicious! ^ - ^ Lets give Criseyde a plate of those weird yellow things.

[Plays With Life]

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

Delicious! ^ - ^ Lets give Criseyde a plate of those weird yellow things.

I'll invite my friend from the South by. He's cooks a great Southern Martian meal.