Personal Development for Smart People^TM Forums

royster · 06-16-2011, 04:29 PM

I don't want to spam out other boards...especially when they're legitimate questions or observations.

But some of them lend themselves to SO MUCH satire, the royster-mind goes wild.

"What To Eat To Strengthen Hair?"

Steel wool helps that Afro look, spaghetti has been clinically-proven to relax curly hair, and Curly doesn't even HAVE hair...nyuck nyuck nyuck!

>BONK!<

OW! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

PLEASE NOTE: It is not my intention to disrespect others or diminish the import of other boards' posters. It is in a spirit of fairness I ask contributors to this thread to consider others' feelings, and post with loving discernment. royster

royster · 06-16-2011, 04:30 PM

MEAT REPLACMENTS:

That would be your SECOND wife.

OR...RIGHT hand.

royster · 06-16-2011, 04:32 PM

"Would you kill your t.v.?"

No, I just sit it in the corner and make it watch itself.
(Segue into "Things your mother tells you" by Flying Shadow)

royster · 06-16-2011, 04:34 PM

"Seth's spellcasting is opening"

Door prizes for the first 100 vexed.

royster · 06-16-2011, 04:36 PM

"Glowing blue pork found in China"

Then I want my money back for these tickets: they're SUPPOSED to be in concert in Anaheim!

royster · 06-16-2011, 04:44 PM

"The moon and us"

Discussion about the unreleased Pink Floyd album that featured a Canned Ham* on the album cover.

*an American expression for exposing one's buttox through a car window, pressed up against the glass

thus making it an alBUM

royster · 06-17-2011, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

MEAT REPLACMENTS:

That would be your SECOND wife.

OR...RIGHT hand.

Or 5th husband.

06-16-2011, 04:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Funny Replies To Other Boards I don't want to spam out other boards...especially when they're legitimate questions or observations. But some of them lend themselves to SO MUCH satire, the royster-mind goes wild. "What To Eat To Strengthen Hair?" Steel wool helps that Afro look, spaghetti has been clinically-proven to relax curly hair, and Curly doesn't even HAVE hair...nyuck nyuck nyuck! >BONK!< *OW! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO* PLEASE NOTE: It is not my intention to disrespect others or diminish the import of other boards' posters. It is in a spirit of fairness I ask contributors to this thread to consider others' feelings, and post with loving discernment. royster Last edited by royster; 06-16-2011 at 11:27 PM.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
New to the boards	radmom40	General & Introductions	1	12-04-2011 02:43 PM
Hey there, offer of free work for replies!	Paul42	General & Introductions	1	11-04-2009 04:45 PM
Ouiji Boards	tboswell1216	Psychic & Paranormal	3	09-09-2008 01:34 PM
Am I being cheap? please, need honest replies	lightthecandle	Character & Contribution	17	08-03-2008 10:36 PM

06-16-2011, 04:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	MEAT REPLACMENTS: That would be your SECOND wife. OR...RIGHT hand.

06-16-2011, 04:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	"Would you kill your t.v.?" No, I just sit it in the corner and make it watch itself. (Segue into "Things your mother tells you" by Flying Shadow)

06-16-2011, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	"Seth's spellcasting is opening" Door prizes for the first 100 vexed.

06-16-2011, 04:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	"Glowing blue pork found in China" Then I want my money back for these tickets: they're SUPPOSED to be in concert in Anaheim!

06-16-2011, 04:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	"The moon and us" Discussion about the unreleased Pink Floyd album that featured a Canned Ham* on the album cover. *an American expression for exposing one's buttox through a car window, pressed up against the glass thus making it an alBUM

Personal Development for Smart PeopleTM Forums

Personal Development for Smart People^TM Forums