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Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 06:58 AM

Thanks for the rep, Miz Angelique! I had some better ones earlier though

Angelique · 06-17-2011, 07:02 AM

Not now, sweetie. I'm sleeping.

@ Waxy: I know. I was too lazy to go back to my favorite one.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelique

@ Waxy: I know. I was too lazy to go back to my favorite one.

I'll bet it's better than even odds I could pick it!

Goodnight!

royster · 06-17-2011, 07:20 AM

Send her to my place first: I'll give her instructions.

royster · 06-17-2011, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

No. Use a spoon, you'll want to get every drop.

This gets my vote for your top 10

royster · 06-17-2011, 07:24 AM

If you're a shower drain, I recommend Liquid Plumber.

Angelique · 06-17-2011, 07:32 AM

Measured in dog years.

royster · 06-17-2011, 12:46 PM

Requires dinner and a movie, minimum

royster · 06-17-2011, 01:44 PM

Never having to say you're sorry.

sorter · 06-17-2011, 02:51 PM

Never seek advice from a project manager.
.

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 02:55 PM

Check them out every now and then because you might see something interesting... like yourself... or possibly someone else depending on what you thought you looked like...

Mirror Gazing: Start doing it! You just might see something worthwhile.

Mirror Gazing: The art of when people are obsessed with themselves.

sorter · 06-17-2011, 02:58 PM

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 03:09 PM

Just as important as names like; Candy, Venus, and Amazon. Strippers don't care what the hell you call them as long as you're happy. Think of it as a universal system. As long as you're getting some action, nobody actually cares.

sorter · 06-17-2011, 03:11 PM

To screw? Well, anchovy pizza but why do you ask?
.

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 03:11 PM

So forbidden I can't even share it..

royster · 06-17-2011, 03:26 PM

Well that explains the Grumpiness, Sleeping disorder, constant Sneezing, and the urge to play Doc with that White girl.

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 03:31 PM

What? You mean it's not under control?!! Omg we're all gunna die!!!

*High pitched scream from the back of the room*
'Aaaaaahh!!!!'

Wait, have you tried spraying it with Windex spray & wipe? Accidently sprayed a fly the other day and it fell out of the air. It died just like that...
Give it a few squirts and report back with results!!

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 03:35 PM

How not to be a wanker.

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 03:50 PM

- What is the nature of the universe?
- Could superman really communicate with crystals? Because if he could.. we would have something in common..
- What does God look like?
- Where Does Nougat Come From?
- Is There One Move That’s More Likely to Win a Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors?
- Was Turkey a Bird or a Country First?
- Why do men have nipples?
- If you had the option to be pissed on or spat on, which one would you choose?

sorter · 06-17-2011, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Well that explains the Grumpiness, Sleeping disorder, constant Sneezing, and the urge to play Doc with that White girl.

"You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with"
5 / 1 = 5
?

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 04:06 PM

Guardian spirits are now offering the option of polyamorous relationships with other Guardian spirits! Yes, that's right! Spirit orgies all night long right in your own backyard. Why be bored with one, when you could have them all?!

Embrace your inner-slut and become one with the universe! Literally. All that packing heat from trying to figure out who was doing what, or what was going where, would keep you so pre-occupied you would never bother with a normal relationship ever again.

Join the movement today!

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 04:15 PM

Oh ****
'Guys the gig is up! Get the kids out of the sweatfactory, start shredding the files, and burn everything you see! I'M NOT GOING DOWN THAT EASILY!'

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:09 PM

Garnishes help, because presentation is everything. As Wax Frog points out, some Tabasco sauce can spice up your dish. Don't limit yourself to just bed: men are also delicious in the pool, on the foyer and particularly in a vestibule.

Keep unused portions in Tupperware containers to seal in freshness.

royster · 06-17-2011, 06:40 PM

The cashier away from the register. Probably smoking or something.

royster · 06-17-2011, 07:10 PM

ooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo BOO!

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 07:52 PM

Apparently the class clown. But at least I'm not alone!

Le Roi · 06-17-2011, 10:13 PM

Hell no, we refuse to stand up!

Le Roi · 06-17-2011, 10:20 PM

No thanks, I'll have peach ice cream.

Le Roi · 06-17-2011, 10:22 PM

I'm too afraid to ask.

Le Roi · 06-17-2011, 10:27 PM

Yeah, screwing the lettuce gets old, so I need something new.

06-17-2011, 07:02 AM	#182 (permalink)
Angelique Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,760	Early Rising (Again) Not now, sweetie. I'm sleeping. @ Waxy: I know. I was too lazy to go back to my favorite one.

06-17-2011, 07:20 AM	#184 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	How do you think I should go about meeting my girlfriend through an OBE? Send her to my place first: I'll give her instructions.

06-17-2011, 07:24 AM	#186 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	What to eat for stronger hair? If you're a shower drain, I recommend Liquid Plumber.

06-17-2011, 07:32 AM	#187 (permalink)
Angelique Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,760	Vulcan Love Connections Measured in dog years.

06-17-2011, 12:46 PM	#188 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Finding Fertile Ground for Your Contribution Requires dinner and a movie, minimum

06-17-2011, 06:58 AM	#181 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Thanks for the rep, Miz Angelique! I had some better ones earlier though

06-17-2011, 01:44 PM	#189 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I apologize if I sound like a newb, but what exactly is emotional mastery? Never having to say you're sorry.

06-17-2011, 02:51 PM	#190 (permalink)
sorter Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 965	Project Managers: I seek advice Never seek advice from a project manager. .

06-17-2011, 02:55 PM	#191 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Mirror Gazing Check them out every now and then because you might see something interesting... like yourself... or possibly someone else depending on what you thought you looked like... Mirror Gazing: Start doing it! You just might see something worthwhile. Mirror Gazing: The art of when people are obsessed with themselves.

06-17-2011, 02:58 PM	#192 (permalink)
sorter Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 965	How to handle people who abuse power

06-17-2011, 03:09 PM	#193 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	How important are names in dreams? Just as important as names like; Candy, Venus, and Amazon. Strippers don't care what the hell you call them as long as you're happy. Think of it as a universal system. As long as you're getting some action, nobody actually cares.

06-17-2011, 03:11 PM	#194 (permalink)
sorter Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 965	Okay screw the health food for a moment, what's your favorite UNhealthy food? To screw? Well, anchovy pizza but why do you ask? .

06-17-2011, 03:11 PM	#195 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	The Forbidden Knowledge So forbidden I can't even share it..

06-17-2011, 03:26 PM	#196 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	"You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with" Well that explains the Grumpiness, Sleeping disorder, constant Sneezing, and the urge to play Doc with that White girl.

06-17-2011, 03:31 PM	#197 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Please help...How Do I Control It?!... What? You mean it's not under control?!! Omg we're all gunna die!!! High pitched scream from the back of the room 'Aaaaaahh!!!!' Wait, have you tried spraying it with Windex spray & wipe? Accidently sprayed a fly the other day and it fell out of the air. It died just like that... Give it a few squirts and report back with results!!

06-17-2011, 03:35 PM	#198 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	What can Reiki classes teach me about healing that the Universe can't? How not to be a wanker.

06-17-2011, 03:50 PM	#199 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	What questions should I ask a pendulum ? ? - What is the nature of the universe? - Could superman really communicate with crystals? Because if he could.. we would have something in common.. - What does God look like? - Where Does Nougat Come From? - Is There One Move That’s More Likely to Win a Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors? - Was Turkey a Bird or a Country First? - Why do men have nipples? - If you had the option to be pissed on or spat on, which one would you choose?

06-17-2011, 04:06 PM	#201 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Guardian Spirits?? Share your Guardian. Guardian spirits are now offering the option of polyamorous relationships with other Guardian spirits! Yes, that's right! Spirit orgies all night long right in your own backyard. Why be bored with one, when you could have them all?! Embrace your inner-slut and become one with the universe! Literally. All that packing heat from trying to figure out who was doing what, or what was going where, would keep you so pre-occupied you would never bother with a normal relationship ever again. Join the movement today!

06-17-2011, 04:15 PM	#202 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	"I Know Who You Are" Oh **** 'Guys the gig is up! Get the kids out of the sweatfactory, start shredding the files, and burn everything you see! I'M NOT GOING DOWN THAT EASILY!'

06-17-2011, 05:09 PM	#203 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	What Makes Men Good In Bed? Garnishes help, because presentation is everything. As Wax Frog points out, some Tabasco sauce can spice up your dish. Don't limit yourself to just bed: men are also delicious in the pool, on the foyer and particularly in a vestibule. Keep unused portions in Tupperware containers to seal in freshness.

06-17-2011, 06:40 PM	#204 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	What is your number one barrier to change? The cashier away from the register. Probably smoking or something.

06-17-2011, 07:10 PM	#205 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Old Souls Speak Out ooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo BOO!

06-17-2011, 07:52 PM	#206 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Which forum type are you? Apparently the class clown. But at least I'm not alone!

06-17-2011, 10:13 PM	#207 (permalink)
Le Roi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 821	Will the REAL Guru please stand up? Hell no, we refuse to stand up!

06-17-2011, 10:20 PM	#208 (permalink)
Le Roi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 821	England Anyone? No thanks, I'll have peach ice cream.

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06-17-2011, 10:22 PM	#209 (permalink)
Le Roi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 821	Question about fear. I'm too afraid to ask.

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Le Roi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 821	Okay screw the health food for a moment, what's your favorite UNhealthy food? Yeah, screwing the lettuce gets old, so I need something new.

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