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royster · 12-09-2011, 05:26 AM

Only The Skipper, Gilligan, and Mr.& Mrs. Howell.

royster · 12-09-2011, 07:13 AM

Doesn't that have to do with a stick, and "how low can you go" ?

sorter · 12-09-2011, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Only The Skipper, Gilligan, and Mr.& Mrs. Howell.

Damn that's funny!

royster · 12-09-2011, 11:11 PM

She was moaning too loud to state otherwise

(A news headline, but it begged for a funny reply)

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:14 PM

Well come on, finish that sentence. I know you can. Just take a deep breath and think. Maybe think just a little faster then you can complete that thought and add the words to the end of your phrase. Which is a great beginning. I know you are getting there.

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:16 PM

Yes I red the Urantia book while urinating. It took a while to get through it and I dropped it in the bowl a couple times so I had to let it dry out.

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:17 PM

I think your limiting belief is that you think you have a limiting belief.

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:18 PM

but how do you know if it's subconscious?

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:20 PM

Yes who would. And what will be ecstatic because he has been needing a player to round out the team.

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:23 PM

I will hold you accountable by not holding you accountable.
Because otherwise you won't do it, if I was doing it.
You have to hold yourself accountable.

(hmmm... maybe that's a real reply. oh it's irony)

wolfgang · 12-10-2011, 06:25 PM

Are you complaining about having an addiction for complaining?

royster · 12-12-2011, 08:23 PM

The lock-down begins.

royster · 12-13-2011, 02:04 AM

How much of a mystery would it be if we told you? We KNOW you can't keep a secret.

royster · 12-13-2011, 08:03 PM

NO, it WON'T "make you go blind".

royster · 12-13-2011, 08:37 PM

Spilling oil in their path is a classic, but always effective. A box full of tacks can certainly help you will the race. And of course, who can resist a well-placed banana peel for that competitive edge?

royster · 12-13-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfgang

Are you complaining about having an addiction for complaining?

I complained about this post to the Complaint Department. Their complaint is that compounded complaints are not viewed as one complaint, but several. I complained about that policy, but they insisted on additional paperwork.

Man...was that satisfying!

royster · 12-13-2011, 08:45 PM

There is no shame in wanting to pursue a career in acting. While in the 1920's acting was considered a lowly occupation, now-a-days actors are revered as Gods, practically. So get yourself an agent, and bone up on some Shaksp......

what?

Oh: not thespian. I see. Ahem.

Oh LOOK! A DIKE overflowing!!!

cacheborn · 12-14-2011, 05:07 AM

Welcome to Microsoft.

royster · 12-14-2011, 02:52 PM

Threads like that are just cruelty to dyslexics.

royster · 12-14-2011, 08:25 PM

You started that thread in 2009, and the only replies you got were your own.

That counts as masturbating, in MY shower. (Or bathtub full of Jello).

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:10 AM

While my Siamese Twin, Troy, disputes my choice, I say an 80-grit is the best course of sandpaper to use.

No, Roy, I've (POINK!) TOLD you the 100-grit knocks down quick without leaving gravel marks.

Troy, you assinine ugly...oh wait, not UGLY...moron: 80 grit first, and 100 grit later. Then finish with 120.

So, Roy, you're suggesting a 3-course deal?

Wow, Troy: I DIDN'T get all the brain cells! Good job! Here's a bisquit!

WHY YOU ! %#@%@$!^#(#
_EO@!_)RE_OR+@PL@E""""P)O!)+!)_($)($%

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:21 AM

"NO canary is an island..." the cat sneered into the cage.

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:27 AM

First of all, NO guy can plug his blog endlessly: you gotta rest SOME time. That's the "should we smoke, now?" part. You can plug along as much as you want, but remember, if you maintain a "salute" for more than 4 hours, see your doctor, or volunteer to become a coat rack.

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:33 AM

Well, SOME.

Like "phone sex", the appliance DOES get greasy so be sure to use a water soluable lotion.

I had a great time with the remote, and it was really rather errotic when the channels kept changing with every 'passion'. I DO prefer the phone, though. By the way, avoid 'doing it' with your computer keybi0p[wr4t9j qvfawon;in 3wq

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:38 AM

Oh. Another "Riches-To-Rags" story, ay?

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:49 AM

This doesn't explain WHY you drove THROUGH the McDonalds, but it DOES explain the crumpled fenders and screaming women.

royster · 12-15-2011, 04:43 AM

No, but Saran Wrap can...it can keep the earth's freshness in for DAYS!

N.A.S.A. is working on a huge roll of Saran Wrap to save the earth, but as most of us know, men don't know how to pull it off the roll, cut it, and handle it in one piece. They're searching for the perfect woman to launch into space to perform the wrapping procedure, secretly called "Operation Condom", and so far, Florence Henderson is on that list, though probably too old. June Lockhart was considered, but it isn't known if she's still alive or mere playing mother roles in Star Wars sequels. Rosanne Barr was nominated, but Jet Propulsion Laboratories did the math, and launching her into space...while a good idea...just isn't physically possible.

Take heart: men end up with wads of duct tape, just like the Saran Wrap they entangle themselves with, so it's a cinch a WOMAN will do the job.

Tupperware had no comment on this article, except for a "burp of freshness", that smelled suspiciously like 3-week-old lettuce.

As a final note: Anita Bryant was highly recommended for the job, but is allergic to condoms. She's latex~intolerant.

royster · 12-15-2011, 04:53 AM

If "Operation Condom" succeeds, most assuredly.

Getting Rosanne Barr up into space would be a real boon, too, and rumor has it that the Pentagon has made this a high priority.

royster · 12-15-2011, 02:10 PM

George W. Bush's post-presidency relapses make him unemployable. Not suitable reading for intelligent people who speak English (or ANY language) properly.

royster · 12-15-2011, 11:13 PM

scissors paper ROCK.

12-09-2011, 05:26 AM	#1381 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Can you cast away ghosts? Only The Skipper, Gilligan, and Mr.& Mrs. Howell.

12-09-2011, 07:13 AM	#1382 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Relationship Limbo Doesn't that have to do with a stick, and "how low can you go" ?

12-09-2011, 11:11 PM	#1384 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Jerry Sandusky's wife denies she ignored rapes She was moaning too loud to state otherwise (A news headline, but it begged for a funny reply)

12-10-2011, 06:14 PM	#1385 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	I feel that if I can just think faster.... Well come on, finish that sentence. I know you can. Just take a deep breath and think. Maybe think just a little faster then you can complete that thought and add the words to the end of your phrase. Which is a great beginning. I know you are getting there.

12-10-2011, 06:16 PM	#1386 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	Anyone read The Urantia Book? Yes I red the Urantia book while urinating. It took a while to get through it and I dropped it in the bowl a couple times so I had to let it dry out.

12-10-2011, 06:17 PM	#1387 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	I know I have a limiting belief, but WHAT is it???? I think your limiting belief is that you think you have a limiting belief.

12-10-2011, 06:18 PM	#1388 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	subconscious problem but how do you know if it's subconscious?

12-10-2011, 06:20 PM	#1389 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	Who Would Work? Yes who would. And what will be ecstatic because he has been needing a player to round out the team.

12-10-2011, 06:23 PM	#1390 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	hold me accountable! I will hold you accountable by not holding you accountable. Because otherwise you won't do it, if I was doing it. You have to hold yourself accountable. (hmmm... maybe that's a real reply. oh it's irony)

12-10-2011, 06:25 PM	#1391 (permalink)
wolfgang Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,566	My Addiction for COMPLAINING Are you complaining about having an addiction for complaining?

12-12-2011, 08:23 PM	#1392 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Secure private chat rooms The lock-down begins.

12-13-2011, 02:04 AM	#1393 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	What is Steve's new mystery project? How much of a mystery would it be if we told you? We KNOW you can't keep a secret.

12-13-2011, 08:03 PM	#1394 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Fear Self Help! NO, it WON'T "make you go blind".

12-13-2011, 08:37 PM	#1395 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Dirty Tricks to Harm Your Competitors Spilling oil in their path is a classic, but always effective. A box full of tacks can certainly help you will the race. And of course, who can resist a well-placed banana peel for that competitive edge?

12-13-2011, 08:45 PM	#1397 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I think I might be a lesbian There is no shame in wanting to pursue a career in acting. While in the 1920's acting was considered a lowly occupation, now-a-days actors are revered as Gods, practically. So get yourself an agent, and bone up on some Shaksp...... what? Oh: not thespian. I see. Ahem. Oh LOOK! A DIKE overflowing!!!

12-14-2011, 05:07 AM	#1398 (permalink)
cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	Dirty Tricks to Harm Your Competitors Welcome to Microsoft.

12-14-2011, 02:52 PM	#1399 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Do not use okcupid - it has trojans!!!!!! Threads like that are just cruelty to dyslexics.

12-14-2011, 08:25 PM	#1400 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Has anyone experienced any benefits from not having sex and not masturbating? You started that thread in 2009, and the only replies you got were your own. That counts as masturbating, in MY shower. (Or bathtub full of Jello).

12-15-2011, 02:10 AM	#1401 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Wiser Course? While my Siamese Twin, Troy, disputes my choice, I say an 80-grit is the best course of sandpaper to use. No, Roy, I've (POINK!) TOLD you the 100-grit knocks down quick without leaving gravel marks. Troy, you assinine ugly...oh wait, not UGLY...moron: 80 grit first, and 100 grit later. Then finish with 120. So, Roy, you're suggesting a 3-course deal? Wow, Troy: I DIDN'T get all the brain cells! Good job! Here's a bisquit! WHY YOU ! %#@%@$!^#(# _EO@!_)RE_OR+@PL@E""""P)O!)+!)_($)($% Last edited by royster; 12-15-2011 at 02:39 AM.

12-15-2011, 02:21 AM	#1402 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Canary Islands? "NO canary is an island..." the cat sneered into the cage.

12-15-2011, 02:27 AM	#1403 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Is it a good idea to plug my blog endlessly on these forums? First of all, NO guy can plug his blog endlessly: you gotta rest SOME time. That's the "should we smoke, now?" part. You can plug along as much as you want, but remember, if you maintain a "salute" for more than 4 hours, see your doctor, or volunteer to become a coat rack.

12-15-2011, 02:33 AM	#1404 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	remote seduction/influence success? Well, SOME. Like "phone sex", the appliance DOES get greasy so be sure to use a water soluable lotion. I had a great time with the remote, and it was really rather errotic when the channels kept changing with every 'passion'. I DO prefer the phone, though. By the way, avoid 'doing it' with your computer keybi0p[wr4t9j qvfawon;in 3wq

12-15-2011, 02:38 AM	#1405 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I thought i was fine, but now i'm back in the dumps again Oh. Another "Riches-To-Rags" story, ay?

12-15-2011, 02:49 AM	#1406 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Making an impact and effecting others This doesn't explain WHY you drove THROUGH the McDonalds, but it DOES explain the crumpled fenders and screaming women.

12-15-2011, 04:43 AM	#1407 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Can A Vegan Diet Save The World? No, but Saran Wrap can...it can keep the earth's freshness in for DAYS! N.A.S.A. is working on a huge roll of Saran Wrap to save the earth, but as most of us know, men don't know how to pull it off the roll, cut it, and handle it in one piece. They're searching for the perfect woman to launch into space to perform the wrapping procedure, secretly called "Operation Condom", and so far, Florence Henderson is on that list, though probably too old. June Lockhart was considered, but it isn't known if she's still alive or mere playing mother roles in Star Wars sequels. Rosanne Barr was nominated, but Jet Propulsion Laboratories did the math, and launching her into space...while a good idea...just isn't physically possible. Take heart: men end up with wads of duct tape, just like the Saran Wrap they entangle themselves with, so it's a cinch a WOMAN will do the job. Tupperware had no comment on this article, except for a "burp of freshness", that smelled suspiciously like 3-week-old lettuce. As a final note: Anita Bryant was highly recommended for the job, but is allergic to condoms. She's latex~intolerant. Last edited by royster; 12-15-2011 at 04:46 AM.

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12-15-2011, 04:53 AM	#1408 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	if the world falls apart in 2012 could we survive If "Operation Condom" succeeds, most assuredly. Getting Rosanne Barr up into space would be a real boon, too, and rumor has it that the Pentagon has made this a high priority.

12-15-2011, 02:10 PM	#1409 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I Still Can't Find a Job George W. Bush's post-presidency relapses make him unemployable. Not suitable reading for intelligent people who speak English (or ANY language) properly.

12-15-2011, 11:13 PM	#1410 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Heart Math Institute Heart Breathing scissors paper ROCK.

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