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Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:02 AM

Way to top Richie Havens!

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Cher's life story.

Sad thing about Cher, she now looks like a transvestite trying to look like Cher!

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:04 AM

...is nothing compared to a Mom's enforcement on mud footprints on the carpet.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:04 AM

Avoid getting caught!*

*sometimes the punchlines write themselves

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:04 AM

the are now generic versions of Viagra.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:06 AM

Sorry, not reading that study without triple-layer latex gloves and a Lysol soak.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:07 AM

You passed your written test how, exactly?

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:08 AM

Not at all: work fascinates me. I could watch it all day.

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:08 AM

So uh... What is wrong with having a World Government?

Ideas for making the world better

what would the world look like without money

World order.World peace.Food,cloth, shelter education for everyone

Shakespeare answered this a long time ago:

All:
God save your majesty!

Cade:
I thank you, good people—there shall be no money; all shall eat
and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery,
that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.

Dick:
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:09 AM

Hell, yeah! Entire bestsellers have been written on the subject!

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:10 AM

Quite pleasant, I assure you.

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:11 AM

Hashish works for me, duuuuuuuuude

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:11 AM

I understand most people slap their hands to their faces and collapse while howling in agony.

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:12 AM

Daughter doing porn

[Adult] My Daughter is a Porn Star

How do I not know people like this???

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:13 AM

A bow-topped pack of Depends?

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 05:14 AM

Oh... um.. I didn't realise 100 million copies of the Bible sold/given away every single year in over 2400 different languages around the world wasn't good. Either are about 3.7million congregations worldwide spreading the message of Jesus, with about 50,000 congregations opening up every single year on top of that. Let alone a whole Italian Government being controlled by The Vatican, a religous organisation dedicated supposedly the intermediaries of the Son of God. Hundreds of years of Crusades and entire nations killing themselves in the name of God. Lets not forget countless school plays around Christmas time with baby jesus and Mary and the 3 wise kings. And finally about a billion kids in Mexico called 'Jesus' (pronounced Hey-Zeus).

But yeah.. your right. I dunno where this whole Jesus business is alll coming from.

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:14 AM

We've hired a sitter.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:14 AM

Switch to boxers.

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:14 AM

hehe heeheehahahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHHA! OHHHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA cackle, snort, huhuhuhuhuhuh...... weeeeeeeee ooooohhh boooyyyyyzzz!!!!!

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnite

Oh... um.. I didn't realise 100 million copies of the Bible sold/given away every single year in over 2400 different languages around the world wasn't good. Either are about 3.7million congregations worldwide spreading the message of Jesus, with about 50,000 congregations opening up every single year on top of that. Let alone a whole Italian Government being controlled by The Vatican, a religous organisation dedicated supposedly the intermediaries of the Son of God. Hundreds of years of Crusades and entire nations killing themselves in the name of God. Lets not forget countless school plays around Christmas time with baby jesus and Mary and the 3 wise kings. And finally about a billion kids in Mexico called 'Jesus' (pronounced Hey-Zeus).

But yeah.. your right. I dunno where this whole Jesus business is alll coming from.

OH YEAH? GOT SOME 'STUDIES' TO BACK THAT UP? hahaha.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:16 AM

Ah, working for Steve now, Mr. Weiner?

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:16 AM

I can't rep you guys, but THANKS for tearin' it up! THESE ARE HYSTERICAL!!

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

I can't rep you guys, but THANKS for tearin' it up! THESE ARE HYSTERICAL!!

Consider it repayment for your kindly-provided outlet - see my first post and PM

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:18 AM

see: Bin Laden dead?

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 05:19 AM

Yeah, I've noticed....

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:19 AM

When I think of the deep well I have to plumb. even limiting myself to one single precious sub-forum, I get weak in the knees and start to drool!

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:20 AM

When you put it that way, I'm guessing "no"

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 05:20 AM

Roy I wish I could rep you more often. The FM Block of Rock, Points redemption centre, now this. Damn Good threads in their own right.

royster · 06-17-2011, 05:20 AM

The Energizer Bunny stockholders and my step-sister.

Wax Frog · 06-17-2011, 05:21 AM

It's a survival skill, evolved over eons of enduring "Social & Relationships"

06-17-2011, 05:02 AM	#91 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Sometimes I feel like a nun on an island... Way to top Richie Havens!

06-17-2011, 05:04 AM	#93 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Government Enforcement on Carbon Footprints ...is nothing compared to a Mom's enforcement on mud footprints on the carpet.

06-17-2011, 05:04 AM	#94 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	How to build your social skills towards teen girls. Avoid getting caught!* *sometimes the punchlines write themselves

06-17-2011, 05:04 AM	#95 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Recovery Of External Hard Drive the are now generic versions of Viagra.

06-17-2011, 05:06 AM	#96 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Researchers Analyze Porn Trends Sorry, not reading that study without triple-layer latex gloves and a Lysol soak.

06-17-2011, 05:07 AM	#97 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	To roadtrip or not to roadtrip? Confusion plz halp You passed your written test how, exactly?

06-17-2011, 05:08 AM	#98 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	do you find it difficult to watch the work of certain celebrities? Not at all: work fascinates me. I could watch it all day.

06-17-2011, 05:08 AM	#99 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	So uh... What is wrong with having a World Government? Ideas for making the world better what would the world look like without money World order.World peace.Food,cloth, shelter education for everyone Shakespeare answered this a long time ago: All: God save your majesty! Cade: I thank you, good people—there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord. Dick: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

06-17-2011, 05:09 AM	#100 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Did this happen with other people? Hell, yeah! Entire bestsellers have been written on the subject!

06-17-2011, 05:10 AM	#101 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	the hetero male experience of interest in females Quite pleasant, I assure you.

06-17-2011, 05:11 AM	#102 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Intolerance for leafy greens (substitutes?) Hashish works for me, duuuuuuuuude

06-17-2011, 05:11 AM	#103 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Question for the ladies about possible moves after eye contact I understand most people slap their hands to their faces and collapse while howling in agony.

06-17-2011, 05:12 AM	#104 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Daughter doing porn [Adult] My Daughter is a Porn Star How do I not know people like this???

06-17-2011, 05:13 AM	#105 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Older women/younger men: how to tell if a guy's attracted? A bow-topped pack of Depends?

06-17-2011, 05:14 AM	#106 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Why there is not historic evidence of Jesus Oh... um.. I didn't realise 100 million copies of the Bible sold/given away every single year in over 2400 different languages around the world wasn't good. Either are about 3.7million congregations worldwide spreading the message of Jesus, with about 50,000 congregations opening up every single year on top of that. Let alone a whole Italian Government being controlled by The Vatican, a religous organisation dedicated supposedly the intermediaries of the Son of God. Hundreds of years of Crusades and entire nations killing themselves in the name of God. Lets not forget countless school plays around Christmas time with baby jesus and Mary and the 3 wise kings. And finally about a billion kids in Mexico called 'Jesus' (pronounced Hey-Zeus). But yeah.. your right. I dunno where this whole Jesus business is alll coming from.

06-17-2011, 05:14 AM	#107 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Who will be watching the Iowa primaries tonight? We've hired a sitter.

06-17-2011, 05:14 AM	#108 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	It Hurts So Much Switch to boxers.

06-17-2011, 05:14 AM	#109 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Has anyone been diagnosed with a personality disorder hehe heeheehahahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHHA! OHHHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA cackle, snort, huhuhuhuhuhuh...... weeeeeeeee ooooohhh boooyyyyyzzz!!!!!

06-17-2011, 05:16 AM	#111 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Ugh, it never ends. *Long* Ah, working for Steve now, Mr. Weiner?

06-17-2011, 05:16 AM	#112 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I can't rep you guys, but THANKS for tearin' it up! THESE ARE HYSTERICAL!!

06-17-2011, 05:18 AM	#114 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	How to handle people who abuse power see: Bin Laden dead?

06-17-2011, 05:19 AM	#115 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Caution: There Are Children Reading This Yeah, I've noticed....

06-17-2011, 05:19 AM	#116 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	When I think of the deep well I have to plumb. even limiting myself to one single precious sub-forum, I get weak in the knees and start to drool!

06-17-2011, 05:20 AM	#117 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	considering living with two pot smokers, anything to worry about? When you put it that way, I'm guessing "no"

06-17-2011, 05:20 AM	#118 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Roy I wish I could rep you more often. The FM Block of Rock, Points redemption centre, now this. Damn Good threads in their own right.

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06-17-2011, 05:20 AM	#119 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Who loves Electronica? The Energizer Bunny stockholders and my step-sister.

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Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	How do people with high IQ think? It's a survival skill, evolved over eons of enduring "Social & Relationships"

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