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royster · 06-16-2011, 11:54 PM

Before the disconnect notices for non-payment start marchin' in.

royster · 06-17-2011, 12:04 AM

"points" REDEMPTION CENTER:

Yes, this giant, portable claw will also work on GUYS as well! 100 rep points and your first-born.

royster · 06-17-2011, 12:14 AM

Yes, he withdrew from service, but not prematurely.

royster · 06-17-2011, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

MEAT REPLACMENTS:

That would be your SECOND wife.

OR...RIGHT hand.

Or 5th husband.

royster · 06-17-2011, 02:55 AM

Weiner Resigns

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Yes, he withdrew from service, but not prematurely.

Quote:

STOP MAKING COLD CUTS ABOUT THE GUY!

Someone BLEW the whistle on him!

royster · 06-17-2011, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Weiner Resigns

I wonder who was in HIS rep sandwich??

sorter · 06-17-2011, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Someone BLEW the whistle on him!

God'll get you for that.

royster · 06-17-2011, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sorter

God'll get you for that.

She already DID.

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:15 AM

Learn to drive this:

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:16 AM

Doh! Too late....

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:17 AM

Remember, better to be pissed off than pissed on.

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:19 AM

You have to get the snot out of both nostrils

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:20 AM

I'd respond to that thread, but, you know, I just don't give.....

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:21 AM

Make all the standard mistakes, and live to tell about it.

*I actually kinda like that one.

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 04:24 AM

Jesus: 'Equality, I didn't die in vein, people should love- '
Person1: 'blah, blah, blah.. I don't believe in Jesus'
Person2: 'Jesus Is the Devil!!!'
Person3: 'T.T ... Jesus is real'
Person1: 'The Bible is wrong, therefore Jesus is wrong..'
Person2: 'That's not true!!!!!!'
Person3 'We must exorcise this demon from your Soul!!!'
Jesus: 'Hey... HEY!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE **** UP AND START READING MY FREAKING MESSAGE!'
Person1,2,3: ...
Jesus: 'As I was saying love is the foundation of the universe....'

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:24 AM

What? You're still here?

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:26 AM

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:28 AM

Playboy
Penthouse
Hustler
......

wut?

royster · 06-17-2011, 04:29 AM

So the 2x4 says to the 1x6..."How'd you get to be Chairman of the Board?"

The 1x6 lumbered over and smacked royster for BAD PUNS!

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:29 AM

Yeah, I've been meaning to write that up...

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 04:30 AM

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:32 AM

sigh. I don't know if it's bad to eat meat, but discussing it sure turns Smart People into real dummies...

royster · 06-17-2011, 04:34 AM

Head And Shoulders: The Spiritual Short Cut

_____________________________________
Smacking ones' self with a brick is NOT meditation: it's mediCATION

_____________________________________
Frank Sinatra songs cause that

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:34 AM

No woman.

No cry.

YouTube - ‪Bob Marley-No woman no cry‬&rlm;

royster · 06-17-2011, 04:35 AM

The IRS will let you know

royster · 06-17-2011, 04:36 AM

No soup!

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:36 AM

make sure to post in the Food & Health, and World Affairs sub forums, a lot.

LostMyMap · 06-17-2011, 04:39 AM

Hut, 2,3, 4, hut, 2,3,4...

your left,..., your left,..., your left, right, left....

Midnite · 06-17-2011, 04:39 AM

*rolls up sleeves and starts pumping chest*
1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 -
'And breathe!!'
1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 -
'And breathe Dammit!! C'mon God we can pull him through'
1, 2, 3 -
'We're losing him! The darskide is too overwhelming! Quick someone go find a hot Angel with a short skirt and a looong jacket'.

royster · 06-17-2011, 04:40 AM

No, but we DO have Black Walnuts and Chinese Checkers

06-16-2011, 11:54 PM	#31 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	When is it ok to have a donation link on my blog? Before the disconnect notices for non-payment start marchin' in.

06-17-2011, 12:04 AM	#32 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	How To Pick Up Girls ANYWHERE "points" REDEMPTION CENTER: Yes, this giant, portable claw will also work on GUYS as well! 100 rep points and your first-born.

06-17-2011, 12:14 AM	#33 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Weiner Resigns Yes, he withdrew from service, but not prematurely.

06-17-2011, 04:15 AM	#39 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	How To Pick Up Girls ANYWHERE Learn to drive this:

06-17-2011, 04:16 AM	#40 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Don't want to screw this up... Doh! Too late....

06-17-2011, 04:17 AM	#41 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	pissed at a friend right now!! Remember, better to be pissed off than pissed on.

06-17-2011, 04:19 AM	#42 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Feeling of half suffocation You have to get the snot out of both nostrils

06-17-2011, 04:20 AM	#43 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	How not to give a rip! I'd respond to that thread, but, you know, I just don't give.....

06-17-2011, 04:21 AM	#44 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	how does one get standard wisdom in life? Make all the standard mistakes, and live to tell about it. *I actually kinda like that one.

06-17-2011, 04:24 AM	#45 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Messages from Jesus Jesus: 'Equality, I didn't die in vein, people should love- ' Person1: 'blah, blah, blah.. I don't believe in Jesus' Person2: 'Jesus Is the Devil!!!' Person3: 'T.T ... Jesus is real' Person1: 'The Bible is wrong, therefore Jesus is wrong..' Person2: 'That's not true!!!!!!' Person3 'We must exorcise this demon from your Soul!!!' Jesus: 'Hey... HEY!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE *** UP AND START READING MY FREAKING MESSAGE!'* Person1,2,3: ... Jesus: 'As I was saying love is the foundation of the universe....'

06-17-2011, 04:24 AM	#46 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Is it time for me to move on? What? You're still here?

06-17-2011, 04:26 AM	#47 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	How do you stick with something?

06-17-2011, 04:28 AM	#48 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	How did you discover your passions? Playboy Penthouse Hustler ...... wut?

06-17-2011, 04:29 AM	#49 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Funny Replies To Other Boards So the 2x4 says to the 1x6..."How'd you get to be Chairman of the Board?" The 1x6 lumbered over and smacked royster for BAD PUNS!

06-17-2011, 04:29 AM	#50 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	A smart and effective approach to procrastination Yeah, I've been meaning to write that up...

06-17-2011, 04:30 AM	#51 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Will the real GURU please stand up

06-17-2011, 04:32 AM	#52 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Article: Is it bad to eat meat? sigh. I don't know if it's bad to eat meat, but discussing it sure turns Smart People into real dummies...

06-17-2011, 04:34 AM	#53 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Never meditated but my forehead always tingles Head And Shoulders: The Spiritual Short Cut _____________________________________ Smacking ones' self with a brick is NOT meditation: it's mediCATION _____________________________________ Frank Sinatra songs cause that

06-17-2011, 04:34 AM	#54 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	No newsletter! No woman. No cry. YouTube - ‪Bob Marley-No woman no cry‬&rlm;

06-17-2011, 04:35 AM	#55 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	When is it ok to have a donation link on my blog? The IRS will let you know

06-17-2011, 04:36 AM	#56 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	No newsletter! No soup!

06-17-2011, 04:36 AM	#57 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	My extremist views clash with others make sure to post in the Food & Health, and World Affairs sub forums, a lot.

06-17-2011, 04:39 AM	#58 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Suggested mantras for walking Hut, 2,3, 4, hut, 2,3,4... your left,..., your left,..., your left, right, left....

06-17-2011, 04:39 AM	#59 (permalink)
Midnite Family Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 1,955	Ascension First-Aid rolls up sleeves and starts pumping chest 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 - 'And breathe!!' 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5 - 'And breathe Dammit!! C'mon God we can pull him through' 1, 2, 3 - 'We're losing him! The darskide is too overwhelming! Quick someone go find a hot Angel with a short skirt and a looong jacket'.

06-17-2011, 04:40 AM	#60 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Does anybody have Caucasian Ovtcharka?(dog breed) No, but we DO have Black Walnuts and Chinese Checkers

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