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royster · 04-29-2011, 11:59 PM

Why did you stuff used paper towels in the kitchen drawer?

BillyTheAdult · 04-30-2011, 12:16 AM

Because I already put the used toilet paper in the fridge.

ZephyrusX · 04-30-2011, 04:25 AM

Because I'm providing nesting for my mice friends. They live here too you know...

veloci · 04-30-2011, 04:34 AM

Because the deed caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, and therefore the paper towels were placed in the kitchen drawer by me in hope to save the dinosaurs!

royster · 04-30-2011, 04:31 PM

That doesn't explain the car keys in the refrigerator.

AlmostGodess · 04-30-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

That doesn't explain the car keys in the refrigerator.

Ah, that's because the car is in the freezer.

180 · 04-30-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

Ah, that's because the car is in the freezer.

Mini coopers belong in the trash compactor.

royster · 04-30-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 180

Mini coopers belong in the trash compactor.

That explains the frozen turkey in the trash compactor, but it doesn't address the live lobster in the bathtub.

veloci · 04-30-2011, 06:31 PM

On the contrary, it explains how royster got into the trash compactor but the lobsters are out and about.

ZephyrusX · 04-30-2011, 06:37 PM

Oh... my lobster friend and I like to play with rubber duckies in the bathtub together. It brings great delight to his little lobster heart.

marinik · 04-30-2011, 06:44 PM

Because I like to build a fire beneath my bathtub and boil 'em there!

veloci · 04-30-2011, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Because I like to build a fire beneath my bathtub and boil 'em there!

You monster!

ZephyrusX · 04-30-2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Because I like to build a fire beneath my bathtub and boil 'em there!

lol... omg... you are horrible

*rescues her lobster friends* nah!

marinik · 04-30-2011, 07:38 PM

Chill out people the thread is called the LEAST acceptable answer!!!! If you are so disgusted by my answer that means I win!!!!!

ZephyrusX · 04-30-2011, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Chill out people the thread is called the LEAST acceptable answer!!!! If you are so disgusted by my answer that means I win!!!!!

I was only joking

; I think if I pull more

than you, that I win.

lol - "You have included 19 images in your message. You are limited to using 15 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again." We have a problem on our hands.

marinik · 04-30-2011, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

I was only joking

; I think if I pull more

than you, that I win.

lol - "You have included 19 images in your message. You are limited to using 15 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again." We have a problem on our hands.

Yeah, yeah, you were just kidding. Cats do not eat castrations!

BillyTheAdult · 04-30-2011, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Chill out people the thread is called the LEAST acceptable answer!!!! If you are so disgusted by my answer that means I win!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZephyrusX

I was only joking

; I think if I pull more

than you, that I win.

lol - "You have included 19 images in your message. You are limited to using 15 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again." We have a problem on our hands.

C'mon people, this competition was over before it even started. Clearly I have the most acceptable least acceptable answer.

Edit: I had to remove some smileys because apparently 15 is the maximum acceptable smileys.

ZephyrusX · 04-30-2011, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyTheAdult

Edit: I had to remove some smileys because apparently 15 is the maximum acceptable smileys.

Really?

I'm a rebel without a cause (and a rebel with way too much time on her hands

).

AlmostGodess · 04-30-2011, 09:48 PM

The number of smilies is limited because the turkey is still in the trash compactor and the lobster is still in the bathtub. Why is everyone ignoring this problem?

royster · 05-01-2011, 12:04 AM

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Why is everyone ignoring this problem?

It probably has to do with the squirrel someone put in the car. Yow! That upholstry really shreds easily! Wonder if he's lookin' fer nuts? There seems to be all kinds of other food around here...

180 · 05-01-2011, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

It probably has to do with the squirrel someone put in the car. Yow! That upholstry really shreds easily! Wonder if he's lookin' fer nuts? There seems to be all kinds of other food around here...

Found the lobsters,

veloci · 05-01-2011, 04:11 AM

Those cannot be the lobsters.

Here's the lobster. Lucky guy.

marinik · 05-01-2011, 06:18 AM

I just fished one out of the tub it looked suspicious

AlmostGodess · 05-01-2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by marinik

I just fished one out of the tub it looked suspicious

This was my favorite suit ever, why did you take it away from me????

marinik · 05-01-2011, 09:05 AM

I was declared persona non grata in Nevada!!!! when I wore your suit!!!

AlmostGodess · 05-01-2011, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by marinik

I was declared persona non grata in Nevada!!!! when I wore your suit!!!

This perfectly explains the 100% increase in trade in lobster suits in Nevada.

royster · 05-01-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

This perfectly explains the 100% increase in trade in lobster suits in Nevada.

That is the least acceptable answer! The REAL reason the lobster suit increase phenomina in nevada is because the Mafia musselled 'em out...there were too many lobsters shelling out clams to the Lob. A glut of legal stuff in courts caused so many suits the courts couldn't handle 'em.

Maybe that's why they're ending up un bathtubs!

And obviously by the photo above, there's a lobster-suit-bailout.

royster · 11-26-2011, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

The number of smilies is limited because the turkey is still in the trash compactor and the lobster is still in the bathtub. Why is everyone ignoring this problem?

Because it will go away if you ignore it.

Now the bathtub is missing.

royster · 11-28-2011, 03:56 PM

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Now the bathtub is missing.

Easily explained by the previous statement:

Quote:

Because it will go away if you ignore it.

It's easy to see that we CANNOT ignore our bathtubs or they'll walk.

More walking - Still Dangerous: toilets, bathtubs and stairs - YouTube

Apresto · 11-28-2011, 04:27 PM

While all were debating on the lobster-used towel-refrigerator problem, did anyone get to catch a glimpse on the cheese patty on the roof, because I think the veggie tarantula ate it

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BillyTheAdult Family Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Funny location joke Posts: 2,056	Because I already put the used toilet paper in the fridge.

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veloci Retired Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 978	Because the deed caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, and therefore the paper towels were placed in the kitchen drawer by me in hope to save the dinosaurs!

04-30-2011, 04:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	That doesn't explain the car keys in the refrigerator.

04-30-2011, 06:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
veloci Retired Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 978	On the contrary, it explains how royster got into the trash compactor but the lobsters are out and about.

04-30-2011, 06:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
ZephyrusX Banned Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,885	Oh... my lobster friend and I like to play with rubber duckies in the bathtub together. It brings great delight to his little lobster heart.

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marinik Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution Posts: 14,240	Because I like to build a fire beneath my bathtub and boil 'em there!

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marinik Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution Posts: 14,240	Chill out people the thread is called the LEAST acceptable answer!!!! If you are so disgusted by my answer that means I win!!!!!

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AlmostGodess Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: France Posts: 6,053	The number of smilies is limited because the turkey is still in the trash compactor and the lobster is still in the bathtub. Why is everyone ignoring this problem?

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