|04-20-2011, 11:12 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Dave had just recently acquired a new flatmate Megan, after she had settled in Dave decided to ask his Mum to come round for a meal so she could meet Megan. As they were sharing a meal together Dave's Mum couldn't help thinking to herself by the way were laughing, talking and reacting to each Dave and Megan were more than just flatmates. A few days after the meal Dave couldn't find his frypan, so he rang his mother and said "Mum, I am not saying you did take my frypan and I am not saying you didn't take my frypan but I can't find frypan anywhere". To which his mother replied "look Dave, I am not saying you are sleeping with Megan, and I am not aren't sleeping Megan but if Megan was sleeping in her own bed you would know where the frying pan was!
|07-31-2011, 12:09 PM||#6 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears. A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"
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