How Often Do You Replace Your Underwear?

[LostMyMap]

Like, when is it time to go out and buy some new ones? This is of vital importance to world peace you know....

[openeyes]

as soon as it stops looking new or the elastic loosens. maybe once a year. always wear underwear you wouldn't mind showing off, you never know when you'll get a chance

[Gracestars]

At first I thought you were asking how often you change your underwear, and I was like "umm, everyday?". Ha.

I *replace* mine as soon as they stop looking pretty.

[cacheborn]

If you give me a chance to quote Seinfeld, I will.

There is no vintage underwear of course, but it's not because the guy couldn't sell his underwear, it's because men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until, until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underwear vapor. We don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spoors. That's how men throw out underwear we just go (blows on the mic) and it's gone.

[curiouslyrandom]

For some strange reason, I seem to attract men who find it endlessly amusing (and a major turn on) to cut my old undies off my body with scissors. Not that I mind, of course. It's kind of sexy-fun. For that reason alone I keep them until they're practically shredded.

Well, that, and I'm cheap.

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

For some strange reason, I seem to attract men who find it endlessly amusing (and a major turn on) to cut my old undies off my body with scissors. Not that I mind, of course. It's kind of sexy-fun. For that reason alone I keep them until they're practically shredded.

Well, that, and I'm cheap.

They don't rip them off with their teeth? Well just be careful with those scissors points. Or use rounded ends.

[Weena]

Originally Posted by cacheborn

If you give me a chance to quote Seinfeld, I will.

First thing that popped into my mind, Seinfeld brother!!!!!!!

I replace mine, uh...hard to say. It's not so much replacing than adding to the collection It's kind of dangerous (moneywise) to let me enter those shops. Blessed be the factory outlet places .

[Weena]

I can't vote in the poll either, you have to add a "often" option!!!

[curiouslyrandom]

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

They don't rip them off with their teeth? Well just be careful with those scissors points. Or use rounded ends.

One just liked to rip them with his hands. My current guy has talked about picking up entire outfits he can cut to ribbons while I'm wearing them... one of these days we'll go shopping at Goodwill or something.

[pyrogen]

Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

One just liked to rip them with his hands. My current guy has talked about picking up entire outfits he can cut to ribbons while I'm wearing them... one of these days we'll go shopping at Goodwill or something.

Do any women do that or is it just men? xD

[curiouslyrandom]

Originally Posted by pyrogen

Do any women do that or is it just men? xD

Another quality to add to your list, m'dear?

[ssandra]

I always make sure I have newish, and pretty underwear in my closet... but I don't throw away old underwear until it is literally impossible to wear anymore....

[pyrogen]

Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Another quality to add to your list, m'dear?

Rrowr, yes, I think so.

Freeballing is an actual term?? Can I use that in WWF??

[marinik]

I get new underwear when they are not wearable in front of a new lover!


I think that is a good criteria. I know some people that have the "not wearable in front of a doctor".

I'm sticking to mine!

[pyrogen]

Originally Posted by marinik

When they are not wearable in front of a new lover! I think that is a good criteria. I now some people that have the "not wearable in front of a doctor". I'm sticking to mine!

People should think about what they want a doctor to see before they attempt... ahem... foreign body insertion.

Hint, people. There are objects MADE for that part of your anatomy, you DON'T need to use your dremel set, or a pickle jar.

And for the love of god, not your cell phone or pocket pager. Because if the ER techs amuse themselves by calling over and over, well, that one's your bad.

[marinik]

Originally Posted by pyrogen

People should think about what they want a doctor to see before they attempt... ahem... foreign body insertion.

Hint, people. There are objects MADE for that part of your anatomy, you DON'T need to use your dremel set, or a pickle jar.

And for the love of god, not your cell phone or pocket pager. Because if the ER techs amuse themselves by calling over and over, well, that one's your bad.

LOL - I had to edit my post a bit but you have the original! Just got up and put some underwear on!

[cacheborn]

Originally Posted by Weena

First thing that popped into my mind, Seinfeld brother!!!!!!!

I replace mine, uh...hard to say. It's not so much replacing than adding to the collection It's kind of dangerous (moneywise) to let me enter those shops. Blessed be the factory outlet places .

Greatestest minds think alike.

[Weena]

Originally Posted by cacheborn

Greatestest minds think alike.

I found it true when I heard it... I do my husband's underwear replacement otherwise he'd be walking in socks with holes in them


Interesting:
YouTube - How Do You Sell Underwear?

[Optimus Lime]

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[James81]

Christmas and Birthdays.

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by pyrogen

Rrowr, yes, I think so.

Freeballing is an actual term?? Can I use that in WWF??

Well it is an actual term used by men. Can you use it in, um, World Wildlife Federation??? Geee I suppose....

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by marinik

I'm sticking to mine!

If you're sticking to them, it's definitely time for some new ones! Or at least a trip to the washing machine.

[gingerbaker]

I like buying new ones every few months (I would much more often, but...$$$) but often keep the old ones for a) use during my period or b) just in case I should have a lover want to cut them off me. :sigh: Sadly this has only happened once. I'll have to start anticipating this again, stat! Oh, and c) because I am LAZY and don't clear out my drawers lol!

[James81]

Originally Posted by gingerbaker

b) just in case I should have a lover want to cut them off me.

Yes, this is ridiculously underrated.

Plus, I've always wanted to yell "Scissor me!" right before doing it and have her throw me the scissors.

I guess that would kill the mood, though.

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by James81

her throw me the scissors.

That's going to end in tears.

[gingerbaker]

Originally Posted by James81

Yes, this is ridiculously underrated.

Plus, I've always wanted to yell "Scissor me!" right before doing it and have her throw me the scissors.

I guess that would kill the mood, though.

Depends on the mood! I am all for a) laughing in a playful way during sex and/or b) breaking a serious mood for something silly...and then back to the serious. The first of course is just fun. The second is totally workable - even in relatively intense D/s scenes. I know from experience lol!

[curiouslyrandom]

I'm pretty sure in my case, the scenario would involve me being tied up, and thus unable to throw much of anything.

[cacheborn]

Originally Posted by Weena

I found it true when I heard it... I do my husband's underwear replacement otherwise he'd be walking in socks with holes in them


Interesting:
YouTube - How Do You Sell Underwear?

True for me also but I don't wait till it becomes vapor.

Guess most men try to avoid shopping as far as possible.

[Kaie]

I never replace them, never wear them!! Even under skirts (well, most of the time) I think I own only a couple of pairs and they are pristine for lack of usage. If I am in a short skirt, I wear booty shorts, leggings or I suffer through skivvies. A short entry about my relationship with skivvies.


I even used to sneak off my uncomfy panties when I was a kid as soon as I was at school. They are so ... not comfortable

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by Kaie

I never replace them, never wear them!! Even under skirts

Geez, I already thought you were hot! Too much

Sexy hot lady with a couple of growing kids, see this is what I'm supposed to be having right now. Your husband better know how lucky he is.