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Andrew Gubb · 03-31-2011, 10:26 AM

I was teaching one of my students about "connectors" yesterday. I thought it was an appropriate situation to teach him the American tradition of "yo momma" jokes.

using the connector words (in fact, moreover, furthermore, for one thing, for another thing, in conclusion) we had to construct a retoric regarding your mum.

a sample:

Your mother is fat. In fact, your mother is VERY fat. Furthermore, she is so fat that when she tried to have sex with a hippopotamus, she crushed it. MOREOVER, she actually did have sex with the crushed remains.

On the one hand, your mother is a whale. On the other hand, I had a great time with her last night.

To sum up, your mother is so massive that other whales don't want to be friends with her. Futhermore she smells so bad that skunks hate her. In conclusion, she doesn't deserve to exist.

beast · 03-31-2011, 05:06 PM

This isn't how American "yo momma" jokes go, don't soil the name of my great country, you dirty Redcoat!

Steph4n1e · 03-31-2011, 05:13 PM

I seriously hope you aren't teaching children this.

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 03-31-2011, 05:17 PM

Yeah, Andrew, this isn't how yo mama jokes go. Yo mama jokes evolved from "playin the dozens" (and I have earned my street cred keeping up with the dozens, it gets pretty heinous in the ghettooooooo)

The Dozens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Because I always have links. Social psychology, oh hai.

Andrew Gubb · 03-31-2011, 05:57 PM

Well obviously most yo mamma jokes don't use connectors. But mine do.

Andrew Gubb · 03-31-2011, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steph4n1e

I seriously hope you aren't teaching children this.

Would you prefer to teach children mindless defferal to authority?

beast · 03-31-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Gubb

Would you prefer to teach children mindless defferal to authority?

Where did that come from? I don't mean to be snarky - I genuinely don't see the connection.

Steph4n1e · 03-31-2011, 06:13 PM

Teachers should not be teaching children things like this and allowing them to think this is acceptable.

There are plenty of opportunities for children to learn these things via the Internet, god only knows children have enough access to this content, not through a teacher.

Having sex with an animal and then Squishing said animal and then, on top of all that, having sex with it's remains? And you wrap it all up in a nice package of degrading mothers and condoning beastiality. That's one sick statement to be teaching children.

People like you are the reason schools have bad reputations. No wonder people are home schooling.

James81 · 03-31-2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Steph4n1e

Having sex with an animal and then Squishing said animal and then, on top of all that, having sex with it's remains?

I have no idea why this made me laugh, but it did.

<---guy talk

Andrew Gubb · 03-31-2011, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steph4n1e

Teachers should not be teaching children things like this and allowing them to think this is acceptable.

There are plenty of opportunities for children to learn these things via the Internet, god only knows children have enough access to this content, not through a teacher.

Having sex with an animal and then Squishing said animal and then, on top of all that, having sex with it's remains? And you wrap it all up in a nice package of degrading mothers and condoning beastiality. That's one sick statement to be teaching children.

People like you are the reason schools have bad reputations. No wonder people are home schooling.

Lol. People like me. You don't know me.

I'm a private teacher, and my student wasn't a child - he's 17.

ssandra · 03-31-2011, 07:34 PM

You can teach people anything you want to of course and I applaud you for the intention of teaching them while having fun, thereby making learning more fun...

However, I don't know why, but somehow I expected more from you.... I wouldn't have expected you to find jokes about degrading people funny... or using them in examples...

Oh well... maybe my lack of sense of humor is playing up again....

Andrew Gubb · 03-31-2011, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beast

Where did that come from? I don't mean to be snarky - I genuinely don't see the connection.

No, most conventional teachers teach deferral to authority... assuming the poster above supports conventional teaching, they are for mindless drone conditioning but against absurd jokes about having sex with a squished hippopotamus...? Therein the irony.

Andrew Gubb · 03-31-2011, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssandra

You can teach people anything you want to of course and I applaud you for the intention of teaching them while having fun, thereby making learning more fun...

However, I don't know why, but somehow I expected more from you.... I wouldn't have expected you to find jokes about degrading people funny... or using them in examples...

Oh well... maybe my lack of sense of humor is playing up again....

My sense of humour is particular, I guess some of it comes from the offensiveness in itself. Think South Park. (I'm guessing you're not a fan of South Park).

I can make other sorts of jokes too - I adapt myself to my audience.

Mynder · 03-31-2011, 07:42 PM

Plus, if you don't let that evil bastard inside all of us out and run for a bit it gets cranky and nasty and mean and goes on to hurt people.

Save innocent children. Tell dirty jokes!

ssandra · 03-31-2011, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mynder

Tell dirty jokes!

I have no problem with dirty jokes. I have problems with jokes that compare bigger women with whales and other big animals. Or any animal at all actually

And no, I don't particularly like south park either.... This however, is my kind of dirty humor:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG21_0Shuos

Mynder · 03-31-2011, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssandra

I have no problem with dirty jokes. I have problems with jokes that compare bigger women with whales and other big animals. Or any animal at all actually

And no, I don't particularly like south park either.... This however, is my kind of dirty humor:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG21_0Shuos

"This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country." - I don't find this overly funny.

ssandra · 03-31-2011, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mynder

"This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country." - I don't find this overly funny.

It made me laugh out loud....

Maybe you can see this:

Tenacious D - ♥♥♥♥ Her Gently (DVD Rip).

03-31-2011, 10:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Andrew Gubb Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nationality: British Soul: Otherworldly Current Location: Barcelona, Spain Posts: 5,960	[kinda adult] ...moreover, your mother is fat... furthermore, she is very fat! I was teaching one of my students about "connectors" yesterday. I thought it was an appropriate situation to teach him the American tradition of "yo momma" jokes. using the connector words (in fact, moreover, furthermore, for one thing, for another thing, in conclusion) we had to construct a retoric regarding your mum. a sample: Your mother is fat. In fact, your mother is VERY fat. Furthermore, she is so fat that when she tried to have sex with a hippopotamus, she crushed it. MOREOVER, she actually did have sex with the crushed remains. On the one hand, your mother is a whale. On the other hand, I had a great time with her last night. To sum up, your mother is so massive that other whales don't want to be friends with her. Futhermore she smells so bad that skunks hate her. In conclusion, she doesn't deserve to exist.

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03-31-2011, 05:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
beast Retired Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,501	This isn't how American "yo momma" jokes go, don't soil the name of my great country, you dirty Redcoat!

03-31-2011, 05:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Steph4n1e Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82	I seriously hope you aren't teaching children this.

03-31-2011, 05:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi Retired Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,662	Yeah, Andrew, this isn't how yo mama jokes go. Yo mama jokes evolved from "playin the dozens" (and I have earned my street cred keeping up with the dozens, it gets pretty heinous in the ghettooooooo) The Dozens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Because I always have links. Social psychology, oh hai.

03-31-2011, 05:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Andrew Gubb Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nationality: British Soul: Otherworldly Current Location: Barcelona, Spain Posts: 5,960	Well obviously most yo mamma jokes don't use connectors. But mine do.

03-31-2011, 06:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
Steph4n1e Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82	Teachers should not be teaching children things like this and allowing them to think this is acceptable. There are plenty of opportunities for children to learn these things via the Internet, god only knows children have enough access to this content, not through a teacher. Having sex with an animal and then Squishing said animal and then, on top of all that, having sex with it's remains? And you wrap it all up in a nice package of degrading mothers and condoning beastiality. That's one sick statement to be teaching children. People like you are the reason schools have bad reputations. No wonder people are home schooling.

03-31-2011, 07:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
ssandra Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mexico City Posts: 11,168	You can teach people anything you want to of course and I applaud you for the intention of teaching them while having fun, thereby making learning more fun... However, I don't know why, but somehow I expected more from you.... I wouldn't have expected you to find jokes about degrading people funny... or using them in examples... Oh well... maybe my lack of sense of humor is playing up again....

03-31-2011, 07:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	Plus, if you don't let that evil bastard inside all of us out and run for a bit it gets cranky and nasty and mean and goes on to hurt people. Save innocent children. Tell dirty jokes!

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