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NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 07:52 AM

Post random thoughts, humor, or anything really, here.

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 07:53 AM

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 07:57 AM

I'm trying to come up with some funny ideas for bogus craigslist ads.

So far I have:

Going to prison sale- EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy Kit
Woman with nothing to offer seeks easy to manipulate man
2012 Play Set- Ages 6 and up
Local Speed Metal Band Seeks Accordion Player
Refurbished Autoclave- Great for Mysophobics!

LOL Any ideas?

curiouslyrandom · 03-01-2011, 08:06 AM

I am random. Does that count?

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

I am random. Does that count?

Yes. Yes it does.

elucidate · 03-01-2011, 08:30 AM

I've got a Porsche...allright, that's a lie, I don't have a Porsche.

curiouslyrandom · 03-01-2011, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by NoJobRob

Yes. Yes it does.

Awesome.

The Licking Cheneys are really random. Props for that.

Every time I see your avatar, it makes me feel cold. Too much tile.

LostMyMap · 03-01-2011, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Every time I see your avatar, it makes me feel cold. Too much tile.

Dude, I agree. You're in freaking Hawaii? Give some outside pics! For those of us who would like to be there right now.

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LostMyMap

Dude, I agree. You're in freaking Hawaii? Give some outside pics! For those of us who would like to be there right now.

LostMyMap · 03-01-2011, 08:20 PM

Ahhh, thanks for that! Now if you could just post a valid plane ticket out there, I'd be all set.

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 03-01-2011, 08:20 PM

Why have I been on etsy all day looking at nipple pasties? WHY?!

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 09:17 PM

I need to stop wearing my sunglasses everywhere. I'm starting to get that reverse raccoon eyes effect. LOL

LostMyMap · 03-01-2011, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi

Why have I been on etsy all day looking at nipple pasties? WHY?!

Did you ever think you would hit 3000 posts here? Did you think you would be talking about nipple pasties when it happened?

AlmostGodess · 03-01-2011, 09:21 PM

WOW! So impressed by these pictures, that I cannot attempt to make any jokes now.

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Originally Posted by NoJobRob

elucidate · 03-01-2011, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NoJobRob

The more I look at this the more it disturbs me.

Wax Frog · 03-01-2011, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NoJobRob

Post random thoughts, humor, or anything really, here.

[inside joke alert] Oh, we already have one of those threads!

BTW, why do they have pale-green tiled potty stalls in Paradise?

elucidate · 03-01-2011, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

[inside joke alert] Oh, we already have one of those threads!

BTW, why do they have pale-green tiled potty stalls in Paradise?

You mean like the one you're in?

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

[inside joke alert] Oh, we already have one of those threads!

BTW, why do they have pale-green tiled potty stalls in Paradise?

A $hitter is a $hitter no matter where you are.

curiouslyrandom · 03-01-2011, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi

Why have I been on etsy all day looking at nipple pasties? WHY?!

Because GothFox is awesome?

LostMyMap · 03-01-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Because GothFox is awesome?

"Oh look, a random thread!", she said curiously.

NoJobRob · 03-01-2011, 11:38 PM

LOL David Cross always makes me laugh.

curiouslyrandom · 03-01-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LostMyMap

"Oh look, a random thread!", she said curiously.

Gothfox Designs Unique Hand Sewn Nipple Pasties by gothfoxdesigns

Not safe for work, unless your boss likes half naked pin-up girls, too.

LostMyMap · 03-01-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Gothfox Designs Unique Hand Sewn Nipple Pasties by gothfoxdesigns

Not safe for work, unless your boss likes half naked pin-up girls, too.

My boss does like that. I'm self employed. hahahahahaha

It would be fun to go down that set of pictures and play fake-or-real.

Wax Frog · 03-02-2011, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by NoJobRob

A $hitter is a $hitter no matter where you are.

Yes, but... couldn't they, like, use nicer colors or something?

curiouslyrandom · 03-02-2011, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LostMyMap

My boss does like that. I'm self employed. hahahahahaha

It would be fun to go down that set of pictures and play fake-or-real.

My boss likes it too! I have fun with all the colorful tattoos. Beautiful stuff. The burlesque scene is really big in the Pacific Northwest (Portland, Seattle). Those girls are amazing.

Dated a guy last year who offered to buy me some pasties from GothFox, but he never followed through. Promises, promises.

NoJobRob · 03-03-2011, 06:51 AM

I have to set my alarm to get up at 8 in the morning. Can you believe that crap? LOL

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 03-03-2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by curiouslyrandom

Dated a guy last year who offered to buy me some pasties from GothFox, but he never followed through. Promises, promises.

Wow! I feel like I wasted a whole day. If only they had some in fuchsia...that did not have tassels on them.

NoJobRob · 03-09-2011, 04:38 AM

7.2 earthquake hits off coast of Japan

(CNN) -- A tsunami advisory has been issued in Japan after a 7.2 magnitude earthquake struck off the coast of Japan's main island of Honshu, the Japan Meteorological Agency said Wednesday.

The quake was centered 169 kilometers (105 miles) off the east coast of Honshu, directly east of the city of Sendai, the U.S. Geological Survey said.
The quake occurred about 8.8 miles below the earth's surface, the USGS said. The expected height of the tsunami was only expected to be 0.5 meters (19.6 inches).

CNN correspondent Kyung Lah said she could feel the earthquake in Tokyo, 267 miles southwest of the quake's epicenter, and said the shaking lasted as long as three minutes, but that there was no significant damage.
TV Asahi showed video of boats rocking back and forth, as well as images taken from shaken city cams as the earthquake hit.
----------------------------------------------------------------

So... basically what you're saying is that the tsunami will result in a wave under 2 feet. So basically just a normal, everyday wave. A small wave, at that... I couldn't even body surf on a wave that small. lmao

NoJobRob · 03-11-2011, 09:45 AM

Now Japan got a real earthquake and the entire Pacific rim is under a tsunami warning. They're saying a 33 foot wave is headed our way. It's supposed to hit at 3:07am local, which is 8:07am EST. I'm up pretty high so I'll be fine, but a lot of people are evacuating the shore line areas though. I haven't heard this much traffic at this hour of the night before. I'm sure everything will be fine but it's a little creepy.

ChrisGinsburg · 03-12-2011, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by NoJobRob

Thanks Rob, I seriously laughed out loud. It's like a train-wreck, I just can't look away lol.

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NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629

03-01-2011, 07:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629	I'm trying to come up with some funny ideas for bogus craigslist ads. So far I have: Going to prison sale- EVERYTHING MUST GO! Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy Kit Woman with nothing to offer seeks easy to manipulate man 2012 Play Set- Ages 6 and up Local Speed Metal Band Seeks Accordion Player Refurbished Autoclave- Great for Mysophobics! LOL Any ideas?

03-01-2011, 08:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
curiouslyrandom Family Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,286	I am random. Does that count?

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elucidate Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 12,751	I've got a Porsche...allright, that's a lie, I don't have a Porsche.

03-01-2011, 08:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	Ahhh, thanks for that! Now if you could just post a valid plane ticket out there, I'd be all set.

03-01-2011, 08:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi Retired Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,662	Why have I been on etsy all day looking at nipple pasties? WHY?!

03-01-2011, 09:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629	I need to stop wearing my sunglasses everywhere. I'm starting to get that reverse raccoon eyes effect. LOL

03-01-2011, 11:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629	LOL David Cross always makes me laugh.

03-03-2011, 06:51 AM	#26 (permalink)
NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629	I have to set my alarm to get up at 8 in the morning. Can you believe that crap? LOL

03-09-2011, 04:38 AM	#28 (permalink)
NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629	7.2 earthquake hits off coast of Japan (CNN) -- A tsunami advisory has been issued in Japan after a 7.2 magnitude earthquake struck off the coast of Japan's main island of Honshu, the Japan Meteorological Agency said Wednesday. The quake was centered 169 kilometers (105 miles) off the east coast of Honshu, directly east of the city of Sendai, the U.S. Geological Survey said. The quake occurred about 8.8 miles below the earth's surface, the USGS said. The expected height of the tsunami was only expected to be 0.5 meters (19.6 inches). CNN correspondent Kyung Lah said she could feel the earthquake in Tokyo, 267 miles southwest of the quake's epicenter, and said the shaking lasted as long as three minutes, but that there was no significant damage. TV Asahi showed video of boats rocking back and forth, as well as images taken from shaken city cams as the earthquake hit. ---------------------------------------------------------------- So... basically what you're saying is that the tsunami will result in a wave under 2 feet. So basically just a normal, everyday wave. A small wave, at that... I couldn't even body surf on a wave that small. lmao

03-11-2011, 09:45 AM	#29 (permalink)
NoJobRob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 629	Now Japan got a real earthquake and the entire Pacific rim is under a tsunami warning. They're saying a 33 foot wave is headed our way. It's supposed to hit at 3:07am local, which is 8:07am EST. I'm up pretty high so I'll be fine, but a lot of people are evacuating the shore line areas though. I haven't heard this much traffic at this hour of the night before. I'm sure everything will be fine but it's a little creepy.

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