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02-07-2011, 01:05 PM
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| Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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02-07-2011, 04:03 PM
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Now I post filthy garbage and all I have to do is tag on at the end... "Feed the rep monster" ... and I get rep points. With that said, today I did an experiment. I systematically selected produce from my fridge to see what I could flush down the toilet. Grapes, raspberries and blueberries went down with ease. A tomato was next and that bastard just barely made it. Next up was a potato. The potato ended up getting stuck so I moved onto a different toilet for the next one. I plugged the next toilet with a grapefruit. That was the end of that game. Don't forget to flush some rep my way! | |
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02-07-2011, 04:12 PM
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02-07-2011, 04:19 PM
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02-07-2011, 07:50 PM
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Ok, so I'm five rep points away from four green squares. Since those green squares are all that's important, I'm going to tell another story that doesn't deserve rep but will probably be repped anyway. This is the journal of a man who forgot to eat breakfast before going to work. 7:05AM - Wanted cereal this morning but someone had reversed the concave on my spoon. Rat bastards... probably my roommate, Jose. Never did trust that guy. Darn it, gotta run.... 8:00AM - I hate this bus. What would it be like being a bus driver? They just drive around the city all day. I'd love to drive around the city all day. It's a love-hate relationship between the bus driver and his passengers. More like a love-hate triange. We hate his bus and he loves it. Some guy over there is eating an Egg McMuffin. What kind of an ******* brings a muffin like that on a bus? Smells so good... 8:35AM - Starting to get pretty hungry. I could've just eaten dry cereal but instead, here I am! No food. Starting to get resentful of other people. "I ate breakfast! La-de-da!". Bunch of snobs I say, with their "planning ahead" and "waking up on time"... 9:15AM - Ever heard that Chris Rock skit where he says that homeless people with funny signs haven't been homeless for long? Real homeless people are too hungry to be funny... I'm here to say that's a load of crap. I'd entertain for a slice of bread at this pont. I could be the funniest guy around. 10:00AM - First break. The clicking of lunchboxes is almost too much for me to bear. I just heard a candy bar slide down the vending machine. A chip bag crinkling. I keep catching myself leering at someone else's food. Am I above theivary? 10:45AM - I waited for everyone to leave the lunchroom and strolled past the garbage can. Someone forgot their pizza crusts. I grabbed a few napkins and took them. I'm hungry but not that hungry. Not yet anyway. 11:15AM - The cleaning lady threw away my pizza crusts. WTF am I going to do? 11:45AM - I can't believe I forgot this. The lunch truck doesn't come on Mondays. Is this really happening? 1:15PM - I'm fired. The boss caught me in one of my hypoglycemic fainting episodes and canned me for sleeping on the job. I saw some guy hawking hotdogs down the street. Maybe I can get him to give me a deal. 1:30PM -I spent my bus fare on a hot dog. It's a brisk 10-mile walk back to the house but no big. This weiner has given me the energy I need to get home. 1:45PM - Man, 10 miles is a long way. 1:55PM - Gonna take a break. This is pretty rough. 2:30PM - This is my final entry. I am currently attempting to sell all of my clothes and other possessions to afford the ride home. I've already sold my shoes to a crackhead (read: he stole them) and now I'm looking to sell my journal. I hope I sell it to a trustworthy guy who won't post it on the internet. Moral of the story: don't forget to eat the most important meal of the day. It might ruin your life not to. This has been a filthy, rep-worthy post by Moundsosaurus. Remember, he just needs 5 points! |
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02-08-2011, 02:56 AM
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02-08-2011, 05:17 AM
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| Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution
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02-08-2011, 10:21 AM
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02-08-2011, 10:40 AM
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| Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution
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I just tried to rep all of you on this thread and the rep thing won't let me do it to anybody! I don't want to spread it outside our little circle!!!!  |
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02-11-2011, 11:09 PM
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| Family Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC
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I'm not concerned with rep points here - I don't post frequently enough for it to be on my radar - but I'm a member of a local forum that provides info about our city for people who want to move there, gives recommendations, provides a place for folks to talk about local issues, etc. It has been my goal there for my rep. to either match or surpass the number of posts I've made. Anyone can post a LOT, but for your rep to surpass your posts, your posts have to be useful! I haven't achieved that goal, but as of today, I have 670 posts, and 660 rep points. I feel proud about that. I'm helpful, yay! This was one place I knew I could brag a little...  |
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02-11-2011, 11:24 PM
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