Make up a story about why the above poster chose their Forum Name

[roxyruby]

Make up a story about why the above poster chose their Forum Name

[Weena]

Roxyruby:

When she was in her teen, her first boyfriend offered her some Roxy lingerie, and she was upset because what she really wanted was ruby featuring jewelry. Her nickname is the only way she could put that tragic story behind and move on. She now owns a website that pays well enough to buy the biggest Roxy store in Brissie AND even her toothbrush has ruby insets.

[roxyruby]

Weena spends a lot of her time Weening babies. Yes, weening babies off breast milk onto cows milk, and weening babies off only milk onto solid foods.

She's really proud of her role in human society as a Weener.

However, she also enjoys playing around with words and being cool and making slang so she choose "weena" instead of "Weener"

She is proud and wants everyone to know of her important role in human society.

[elucidate]

Roxyruby grew up listening to roxy music and always dreamt of the giant ruby in the kingdom of the Maharajah in India.

[royster]

"elucidate" is that tingling, clean fresh feeling you get when you use BLOSSOM TOOTHPASTE. Yes, BLOSSOM TOOTHPASTE puppy-humps those nasty particles between your teeth, flushing away used garlic and spinach samples you've been saving, and ushering in (with flashlights!) cool, minty breath. You'll feel elucidated with BLOSSOM.

And OUR elucisdate IS effervescent!

[roxyruby]

royster really admires Roosters. When he was a boy, most boys worshipped and admired and wanted to be Superman and Batman.

For Royster, he worshipped and admired and wanted to be a Rooster.

At fancy dress parties the other boys dressed up as superheroes. Royster dressed up as a Rooster and pecked around and ****-a-doodled.

Royster only spelled Rooster wrong in his name because he can't spell & has a low IQ.

[BillyTheAdult]

I always thought Roxyruby was your real name.

[wolfgang]

Originally Posted by BillyTheAdult

I always thought Roxyruby was your real name.

Billy The Adult was given the name William at birth. It was such a grown up name. Everyone would always say William. They never shortened it or, you know, called him Willy. Then a strange thing happened William grew up. He became an adult and lost his sense of fun. It was heart breaking. Everyone thought William was even a more suitable name now that he was a boring Adult. It turned out, that this sense of fun being lost was only in the minds of every one else calling him William and trying to make he be an Adult. Actually Billy was still lots of fun - but only if you saw him as Billy. So naturally he is named Billy The Adult.

[sorter]

wolfgang was raised by wolves, in Germany.

[Angela]

S.upervisor O.f R.ighteous T.ruth E.ducation R.adicals

[wolfgang]

Angela got her name because she likes to sing and when she does invariably she goes "la la la" at some point. Of coarse she's an angel, every one knows that - so people used to call her Angel la la la la - but shortened it for convenience sake.

[marinik]

Angela was a little girl in a white dress thinking *wouldn't it be nice if I could help people like and angel and be paid for it!!!!*

[marinik]

Originally Posted by wolfgang

Angela got her name because she likes to sing and when she does invariably she goes "la la la" at some point. Of coarse she's an angel, every one knows that - so people used to call her Angel la la la la - but shortened it for convenience sake.

Wolfgang would love to me a master like Mozart but wouldn't like to be wrapped like a Mozart Kugle

[wolfgang]

Originally Posted by marinik

Wolfgang would love to me a master like Mozart but wouldn't like to be wrapped like a Mozart Kugle

marinik was wandering around the Mediterranean "mar" (spanish for sea)

She was being very contemplative and realize her naval was an "ini".
And she had this grand realization that made her go 'k (OK).

For some reason she got a download that made her automatically chant these elements together.
mar ini k - mar ini k - mar ini k
Eventually this mantra blended together while she was walking along the mar, realizing her ini with an acknowledgment 'k.

People were meeting her and asking her in Spanish "what's your name?"
She didn't know Spanish and her mantra was being uttered so it stuck as her name.

lol

[James81]

Once upon a time a big bad wolf roamed the countryside. He was defeated by three little pigs and this angered him. So, he decided to seek revenge. So he sought out other wolves and they formed a gang. And that gang was called wolfgang. And they all huffed and puffed and blew that brick house right over. and the pigs ran away and melted steel down using hot fire and hammers. "Blow this down, you bullies!" They cried. And the wolfgang huffed and they puffed and they blew that house over and had bacon that very same night.

[sorter]

There are 80 other Jameses.



Sincerely

S.upervisor O.f R.ighteous T.ruth E.ducation R.adicals

[James81]

Once upon a time, a man wanted to sort ♥♥♥♥. So he called himself sorter and began sorting. He is now the most organized man on the planet.

[wolfgang]

Originally Posted by James81

Once upon a time a big bad wolf roamed the countryside. He was defeated by three little pigs and this angered him. So, he decided to seek revenge. So he sought out other wolves and they formed a gang. And that gang was called wolfgang. And they all huffed and puffed and blew that brick house right over. and the pigs ran away and melted steel down using hot fire and hammers. "Blow this down, you bullies!" They cried. And the wolfgang huffed and they puffed and they blew that house over and had bacon that very same night.

loves me bacon! LOL!!!

James81 was once in a gang, the Jamesgang. They rolled and rocked a lot. But somehow it was turning into Jamesaddiction that rocked even harder and James (at the time) wasn't sure if wanted to keep rolling that way, with addiction. So he went about 86ing that gremlin.

He decided he better write it down. This was before a lot of computers, so he whipped out his journal and trusty pencil and wrote down the title on the open page - well he was trying to write James 86 but his trusty pencil broke while witting the 6 and it looked like 81. He didn't really notice and wrote his entry. This was an unusual journal entry because he torn it out of the notebook and carried it with him everywhere to remind himself of his new resolve.

He was so excited that he started to forget to sleep. And fell asleep on a bus one day. When he woke up everybody was saying "James81" are you alright?". Because they saw his journal entry piece of paper sticking out of his pocket and it looked like a name tag. These people became his new friends and kept calling him James81.

[NDN Scholar]

Originally Posted by wolfgang

loves me bacon! LOL!!!

James81 was once in a gang, the Jamesgang. They rolled and rocked a lot. But somehow it was turning into Jamesaddiction that rocked even harder and James (at the time) wasn't sure if wanted to keep rolling that way, with addiction. So he went about 86ing that gremlin.

He decided he better write it down. This was before a lot of computers, so he whipped out his journal and trusty pencil and wrote down the title on the open page - well he was trying to write James 86 but his trusty pencil broke while witting the 6 and it looked like 81. He didn't really notice and wrote his entry. This was an unusual journal entry because he torn it out of the notebook and carried it with him everywhere to remind himself of his new resolve.

He was so excited that he started to forget to sleep. And fell asleep on a bus one day. When he woke up everybody was saying "James81" are you alright?". Because they saw his journal entry piece of paper sticking out of his pocket and it looked like a name tag. These people became his new friends and kept calling him James81.

Wolfgang made a speech about a while back. It is how he got his name.

[royster]

NDN Scholar stands for "North Dakota Nap Scholar".
"Dakota", of course, being Native for "Friend", "North" indicating "up there, past the refrigerator cupboard" and "Nap", as in "Sleeping with others without intention to sleep". Scholar? He knows ALL ABOUT what's above the refrgerator.

"Sleeping with friends, above the refrigerator" is how it translates in his native Maykamuckygobbaguvion tongue.

[Wax Frog]

A certain country singer turned restaurant entrepreneur saw outfits like Kentucky Fried Chicken shortening their names to totally gnarly looking abbreviations and acronyms, and figured he should get in on the trend, dump his chain's stodgy old tag...



However, Rogsters didn't quite roll trippingly off the tongue, so he tweaked the spelling a bit, added 'mountain oysters' to the menu, and the rest is history.

[Auberjeng]

There once was a man who dreamed of opening a dog grooming business. Sadly, he soon discovered he had a severe allergic reaction to dogs, cats, ferrets (especially ferrets), birds, and any manner of creature with fur or feathers. But he wouldn't give up, and instead shifted his vision slightly, to oiling snakes, shining up salamanders, and yes, Waxing Frogs.

[sorter]

That's Auberjeng's given name.
Perfectly normal name for a being from another world living in DC
preparing to take over earth.
.

[royster]

sorter's southern drawl causes people to misunderstand when he say "sort of". He also says "tater" for potato, "tar" for "tire", and "CRAP" for...well, ♥♥♥♥♥; the forum won't post cussing.

[roxyruby]

Royster stands for Royal Owl Yelling Society for Tramps, Elderly people, and Rogues.

Basically, a Society within these randomly chosen categories of people come together and yell at Owls to release their stress and anger.





Royster is the proud founder and chairman of this society and he represents and promotes the Society here on this forum, thus the forum name.

[Wax Frog]

roxyruby took her name from a strange lyrics mashup she'd once read:

I could feel at the time
Yesterday don't matter if it's gone
Fallen leaves in the night
Or in the darkest night
As free as the wind
She comes and goes
Why the sea on the tide

More than this could hang a name on you?
More than this tell with every new day
More than this ooh I'm gonna miss you...

More Than This Lyrics - Roxy Music
Ruby Tuesday Lyrics - Rolling Stones

[Criseyde]

When Wax Frog was little, he had a bunch of tadpoles in a tank. He took scrupulous care of them, but most of them died before they reached froghood. Only one survived to become a frog. He lived a long and happy life, and the two of them were best friends. When he died, Wax Frog decided to pay tribute to him by having a wax sculpture made. His username is a testament to the testament of the love he shared with that frog.

[roxyruby]

CriseyDe this their forum name because this word spelt backwards is the name name of their Secret Ecuadorian Lover, Edyesirc

CriseyDe fools their partner and others by them believing their "online nickname" is just a random mix of letters the way is usually done to create an online nickname.

By spelling their secret lovers name backwards, CriseyDe is satisfied and happy that their lover is always with them on the internet in this secret and special way.

[MightySunTzu]

BillyTheKid was taken, but BillyTheAdult was wide open.

[roxyruby]

Mighty Sun Tzu is in a religion where he worships the Sun and the Sun in his belief, is an actual person called Mighty Sun Tzu. The least he could do to honor his God is hold up his Gods name everywhere possible for others to behold Mighty Sun Tzus glory, including in Forum Names.