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royster · 01-20-2011, 02:18 AM

SARAH PALIN: SHE'S ENTERED PRESIDENTIAL RACES, BUT SHOULD SHE REALLY BE PERMITTED IN MALE STRIPPER CONTESTS?

It's bad enough she's used the joke "I asked you once, now Alaska again..." but she gives MOOSE HEAD...a bad name.

Yes, that famous beer for you that are "head and antlers above the rest" has been DERILED and CONSERCRATED by a POLITICIAN WHOSE ASS IS INTO EVERYTHING BECAUSE SHE WON'T KEEP IT IN THE BARN WHERE IT BELONGS!

JUST SAY "NO, SHE's A HEADACHE, DEAR" and VOTE FOR royster...NO BULLWINKLE ABOUT IT!"

royster · 01-20-2011, 03:47 AM

ANDREW GUBB: A LIGHTWORKER, he says. This "Indigo Warrior" fancies himself brandishing a Star Wars saber around...but what about...ALL OF THIS?

Surveilance cameras reveal that Andrew Gubb is a JANITOR DOWN AT THE BURNS NUCLEAR ELECTRICAL PLANT. The photos show this "Star Wars-saber - weilding LIGHTWORKER" REPLACING 4-FOOT LONG FLOURESCENT LIGHT TUBES. A FAR CRY FROM "SHUT THE %#@!! UP, DARTH VADER, YOU NEEDLE-PENUS BUG-FORNICATOR!"

ANDREW GUBB: BRIGHT, BUT NO DIMMER SWITCH.

VOTE royster: HE'S WATTS HAPPENING!!!

royster · 01-20-2011, 05:53 AM

James81: A SOLID MEMBER (so his wife says) WITH A GOOD REPUTATION. MANY ATTRIBUTE THIS TO HIS CLAIMS OF BEING AN ENGINEER. But investigative photos show the SHOCKING TRUTH about this candidate for the SEXIEST MALE STRIPPER.

Oh, he's an engineer, alright...WITH NO CABOOSE! (So his wife says). AND HE'S NOT PULLING ANYTHING...EXCEPT FOR YOUR LEG WHEN HE CLAIMS TO HAVE STRIP-TEASE EXPERIENCE! (College parties don't count, Mr. Rogers!)

STAY ON THE RIGHT TRACK! VOTE FOR royster!

marinik · 01-20-2011, 05:57 AM

and where am I???? no mud thrown/fling at me?

royster · 01-20-2011, 06:00 AM

You'll be getting yours', but because of my esteem for you, it will be silica clay because it's more feminine.

These flingings are aimed (hey! a natural pun!) at the male stripper contest. I'm sure it won't go to waste.

Next time you gals decide to have a competition, you might remember the Public Relations Office Of Royster...I work for rep points!

marinik · 01-20-2011, 06:10 AM

Oh thank you dear kind Sir!

Will not forget the PROOR! But years ago we had a belly dance contest and it was grand as the Brits would say! But Tanja is astray so.... next time she is here!

royster · 01-20-2011, 03:29 PM

I can work on something with our joke from the "Unfounded Claims About The Poster Above You" regarding your electric-shocking me by remote, but it will have to wai....

ddZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!

Haigha · 01-20-2011, 05:12 PM

...and I don't tell porkies half as much as that Sunset Stripper Royster does.

Beware the power of fish! Up here in tar-sand country we are working to adapt our mightiest fish--the giant Gippy Guppy--to survive in mud and swim through pipelines.

Today we wallow. Tomorrow we rule.

royster · 01-20-2011, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haigha

LAS VEGAS (Faux News)--Charges of fraud have been filed against an internet forum participant who recently entered a "Best Male Stripper" contest online.
Royster Stokes, AKA Poker Stoker, 83, no fixed address, is alleged to be attempting to gain fame and fortune through a competition in which he is described as having "totally fictional assets."
"It's like someone trying to win the Kentucky Derby without a horse and buggy (sic)," said honorary contest judge Sarah Palin, an unemployed Alaskan politician. "I've shot squirrels with more junk than that, you betcha."
Stokes has entered a not guilty plea, claiming that the real facts are being covered up.
Betty White, leading candidate in the contest, vowed to continue, and urged Stokes to "man up or let it drop."

Cheese96 · 01-20-2011, 06:50 PM

And he's ALSO a plagarizer! Who knew?!

royster · 01-20-2011, 07:35 PM

Oh Haigha (trying to change the name to "Mugwort") knows all about palgerism. I'll tell you the story, some time.

royster · 01-20-2011, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

Oh Haigha (trying to change the name to "Mugwort") knows all about palgerism. I'll tell you the story, some time.

Haiga (Mugwort) joined me here at Pavlina forums by my request. On the forum we came from, there was a fellow who was simply a patronizing, smarmy "anything you can do, I can do better" bag of air. This individual, in wanting to woo one of the female members, patronized her with a story about an Indian woman, making indications that he had written it.

The swoons of the female member were just as nausiating as the previous months of "kissy-wissy lovey dovey" horse patooki.

Enter Mugwort.

On a suspicion...and with a good background knowledge of Native Indians...he Googled the name from the story, and sure enough: written circa 1939.

The post he used to present this (to a very embarasssed plagerizer) was still on Google, last I checked. "Tuskahatchies* ROCKS!" Mugwort heralded, and proceeded to lay the evidence out for all to see.

He did this on my behalf, partly, and it was a bonding experience for a friendship that I hope remains for the remaining part of eternity.

* I'm not sure of the correct name

Wax Frog · 01-21-2011, 12:46 AM

Ooh, a plagiarist zapper!

Am I still allowed to call him Fishily Adams though?

P.S. a female with a MEMBER?!?!?! ONE THAT SWOONS?!?!?!

royster · 01-21-2011, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Ooh, a plagiarist zapper!

Am I still allowed to call him Fishily Adams though?

He'll give you a run for you punny, Frogmeister!

Quote:

P.S. a female with a MEMBER?!?!?! ONE THAT SWOONS?!?!?!

Yes. Her name is Rosanne Barr.

Wax Frog · 01-21-2011, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

He'll give you a run for you punny, Frogmeister!

I look forward to a bit of recreational sword-crossing with him!

Quote:

Yes. Her name is Rosanne Barr.

Ah, so she was actually playing the Nat'l Anthem on her *cough* organ *cough*?

"Take it out at the ballgame, take it out for the crowd, show 'em your 'peanuts and cracker', Jack [...] it's a root, root, root for the home team..."

Haigha · 01-21-2011, 03:31 AM

Zut alors! I have crossed swords with frogs before, M'sieu Wax. Once in Paris on ze left bank (the right bank was closed) I caused a spring peeper to cry oncle as I blinded him with science. You should know that Canada has three official languages--English, Frog and American. Touche!

Wax Frog · 01-21-2011, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haigha

Touche!

Sorry, that's more than I can handle

Wax Frog · 01-21-2011, 04:32 AM

marinik · 01-21-2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haigha

Zut alors! I have crossed swords with frogs before, M'sieu Wax. Once in Paris on ze left bank (the right bank was closed) I caused a spring peeper to cry oncle as I blinded him with science. You should know that Canada has three official languages--English, Frog and American. Touche!

Welcome back o wise one!

royster · 01-21-2011, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Welcome back o wise one!

Careful, marinik: you're comparing frogs to fishes!

Uh oh....that triggered my inner Wax Frog!

I know I've gone from frogs to fishes

royster · 01-21-2011, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Haiga (Mugwort) joined me here at Pavlina forums by my request. On the forum we came from, there was a fellow who was simply a patronizing, smarmy "anything you can do, I can do better" bag of air. This individual, in wanting to woo one of the female members, patronized her with a story about an Indian woman, making indications that he had written it.

The swoons of the female member were just as nausiating as the previous months of "kissy-wissy lovey dovey" horse patooki.

Enter Mugwort.

On a suspicion...and with a good background knowledge of Native Indians...he Googled the name from the story, and sure enough: written circa 1939.

The post he used to present this (to a very embarasssed plagerizer) was still on Google, last I checked. "Tuskahatchies* ROCKS!" Mugwort heralded, and proceeded to lay the evidence out for all to see.

He did this on my behalf, partly, and it was a bonding experience for a friendship that I hope remains for the remaining part of eternity.

* I'm not sure of the correct name

Yes, it's STILL on Google. It links to the original post:

Mugwort:
Kuskapatchees rocks! If you liked that story, look up Peel's Prairie Provinces, connected to the University of Alberta libraries. You will find Swampy Cree Legends, 20 folk tales allegedly told to author Charles Clay by the Smokey One, Kuskapatchees herself. The legends, part of a program for schoolchildren in grades 2 to 5, were published by Macmillan in 1938. Clay's last effort seems to be Muskrat Man (Ryerson Press, 1946), after which he may have retired to a smoke house.

P.S.-- "Daydreamer" is NOT spelled with four Es.

Crow:
Well I knew that story well. And when I read what Daydreamer had been writing, I knew it was the right story to tell. And that is what prompted me to post 'Kuskapatchees' story. It was 'my' post, but I did not plagiarize the story. True, I left it to you to decide where it had in fact come from, when I might have included a proper reference.

Haigha · 01-21-2011, 08:44 PM

How can you argue with a noisy black bird that lives on garbage?

Wax Frog · 01-21-2011, 11:07 PM

No comment on my Haigh-siggy riff?

royster · 01-22-2011, 12:11 AM

ILLUSTRO CADO: His real name is "Eric"...why hide behind the facade? AND...IS HE SO POPULAR? Here's a comment from an average member:

"Ewwww! YUCK! He PM's me all the time, but I just Ignore it! I SHUN him!"
Yes, an "Eric~shun" is the typical response from most wholesome members.

ILLUSTRO CADO: HE AROUSES ERICSHUNS IN EVERYBODY.

Whip out your "Limp Bizkit" CD and come to your senses: royster is the one to hang with!

royster · 01-22-2011, 01:03 AM

st33med: THE SMILING, TAIL-WAGGING PAVLINA FORUM PUPPY. BUT WHAT SORT OF GUY IS THIS MUT? IS HE HOUSE-BROKEN? IS HIS AVATAR A PREGNANT LIE?
"Oh, that's her BOYFRIEND'S picture. She didn't want to give the wrong impression...you know, the mustache and balding head. Especially with those BOOBS!" THIS from st33med's DORM ROOMMATE, who further states:

Andrea ENJOYS THE PANTY RAIDS. THEY VALIDATE HER."

st33med: SHOULD MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL WITH HER TEPID DECEPTION.

royster: the ONLY peace~dawg you'll want...AND HOUSE-BROKEN!

royster · 01-22-2011, 04:00 AM

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royster · 01-22-2011, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

and where am I???? no mud thrown/fling at me?

Get in while the gettin's GOOD, sister.

royster · 02-02-2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

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OUTRIGHT LYING

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royster · 02-02-2011, 07:55 PM

[WISTFUL TINKLY PIANO MUSIC]
SAVAGE: Some say he was a cruel God in the beginning. But as a young God, he made SURE the was Light, for everybody. And when man was created, he made certain that firmament was available and ready.

Yes, unlike God-wannabes, Savage is HUMAN, just like us, yet God of the Universe. Unlike East Martian Females with 5 demanding green boxes and seeking out West Martian Males to fill them, Savage takes only what he needs, and gives the rest to humanity.

SAVAGE: THE ONLY EARTH-RULER YOU'LL EVER NEED.

royster · 02-02-2011, 08:06 PM

MOUNDS: He started the "False Claims About The Innocent Above You Board", whose popularity is responsible for several divorces and two people to "come out" to their family. Would such an unscrupilous scoundrel make a good ruler of EARTH?

We've already HAD those kinds of rulers. We've had our knuckles whacked with them all our lives! We're tired of divorces, and TIRED of drooling over OLD PICTURES of a now-aging Illustro Cado!

MOUNDS: HE AMOUNDS TO TROUBLE!

VOTE SAVAGELY FOR EARTH RULER! REMEMBER: "SAVAGE" IS "SALVAGE" WITHOUT THE 'ELL!

01-20-2011, 03:47 AM	#32 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Light workers: they're less filling! ANDREW GUBB: A LIGHTWORKER, he says. This "Indigo Warrior" fancies himself brandishing a Star Wars saber around...but what about...ALL OF THIS? Surveilance cameras reveal that Andrew Gubb is a JANITOR DOWN AT THE BURNS NUCLEAR ELECTRICAL PLANT. The photos show this "Star Wars-saber - weilding LIGHTWORKER" REPLACING 4-FOOT LONG FLOURESCENT LIGHT TUBES. A FAR CRY FROM "SHUT THE %#@!! UP, DARTH VADER, YOU NEEDLE-PENUS BUG-FORNICATOR!" ANDREW GUBB: BRIGHT, BUT NO DIMMER SWITCH. VOTE royster: HE'S WATTS HAPPENING!!! Last edited by royster; 01-20-2011 at 05:26 AM.

01-21-2011, 12:46 AM	#43 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Ooh, a plagiarist zapper! Am I still allowed to call him Fishily Adams though? P.S. a female with a MEMBER?!?!?! ONE THAT SWOONS?!?!?! Last edited by Wax Frog; 01-21-2011 at 12:50 AM.

01-21-2011, 03:31 AM	#46 (permalink)
Haigha Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Near Vancouver, Canada Posts: 98	Le crossing of swords Zut alors! I have crossed swords with frogs before, M'sieu Wax. Once in Paris on ze left bank (the right bank was closed) I caused a spring peeper to cry oncle as I blinded him with science. You should know that Canada has three official languages--English, Frog and American. Touche!

01-22-2011, 12:11 AM	#54 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	An arousing affair... ILLUSTRO CADO: His real name is "Eric"...why hide behind the facade? AND...IS HE SO POPULAR? Here's a comment from an average member: "Ewwww! YUCK! He PM's me all the time, but I just Ignore it! I SHUN him!" Yes, an "Eric~shun" is the typical response from most wholesome members. ILLUSTRO CADO: HE AROUSES ERICSHUNS IN EVERYBODY. Whip out your "Limp Bizkit" CD and come to your senses: royster is the one to hang with! Last edited by royster; 01-22-2011 at 04:27 AM.

01-22-2011, 01:03 AM	#55 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	roll over and play "Alexis" st33med: THE SMILING, TAIL-WAGGING PAVLINA FORUM PUPPY. BUT WHAT SORT OF GUY IS THIS MUT? IS HE HOUSE-BROKEN? IS HIS AVATAR A PREGNANT LIE? "Oh, that's her BOYFRIEND'S picture. She didn't want to give the wrong impression...you know, the mustache and balding head. Especially with those BOOBS!" THIS from st33med's DORM ROOMMATE, who further states: Andrea ENJOYS THE PANTY RAIDS. THEY VALIDATE HER." st33med: SHOULD MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL WITH HER TEPID DECEPTION. royster: the ONLY peace~dawg you'll want...AND HOUSE-BROKEN! Last edited by royster; 01-22-2011 at 01:06 AM.

01-20-2011, 02:18 AM	#31 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	SARAH PALIN: SHE'S ENTERED PRESIDENTIAL RACES, BUT SHOULD SHE REALLY BE PERMITTED IN MALE STRIPPER CONTESTS? It's bad enough she's used the joke "I asked you once, now Alaska again..." but she gives MOOSE HEAD...a bad name. Yes, that famous beer for you that are "head and antlers above the rest" has been DERILED and CONSERCRATED by a POLITICIAN WHOSE ASS IS INTO EVERYTHING BECAUSE SHE WON'T KEEP IT IN THE BARN WHERE IT BELONGS! JUST SAY "NO, SHE's A HEADACHE, DEAR" and VOTE FOR royster...NO BULLWINKLE ABOUT IT!"

01-20-2011, 05:53 AM	#33 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	James81: A SOLID MEMBER (so his wife says) WITH A GOOD REPUTATION. MANY ATTRIBUTE THIS TO HIS CLAIMS OF BEING AN ENGINEER. But investigative photos show the SHOCKING TRUTH about this candidate for the SEXIEST MALE STRIPPER. Oh, he's an engineer, alright...WITH NO CABOOSE! (So his wife says). AND HE'S NOT PULLING ANYTHING...EXCEPT FOR YOUR LEG WHEN HE CLAIMS TO HAVE STRIP-TEASE EXPERIENCE! (College parties don't count, Mr. Rogers!) STAY ON THE RIGHT TRACK! VOTE FOR royster!

01-20-2011, 05:57 AM	#34 (permalink)
marinik Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution Posts: 14,240	and where am I???? no mud thrown/fling at me?

01-20-2011, 06:00 AM	#35 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	You'll be getting yours', but because of my esteem for you, it will be silica clay because it's more feminine. These flingings are aimed (hey! a natural pun!) at the male stripper contest. I'm sure it won't go to waste. Next time you gals decide to have a competition, you might remember the Public Relations Office Of Royster...I work for rep points!

01-20-2011, 06:10 AM	#36 (permalink)
marinik Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution Posts: 14,240	Oh thank you dear kind Sir! Will not forget the PROOR! But years ago we had a belly dance contest and it was grand as the Brits would say! But Tanja is astray so.... next time she is here!

01-20-2011, 03:29 PM	#37 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I can work on something with our joke from the "Unfounded Claims About The Poster Above You" regarding your electric-shocking me by remote, but it will have to wai.... ddZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!

01-20-2011, 05:12 PM	#38 (permalink)
Haigha Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Near Vancouver, Canada Posts: 98	...and I don't tell porkies half as much as that Sunset Stripper Royster does. Beware the power of fish! Up here in tar-sand country we are working to adapt our mightiest fish--the giant Gippy Guppy--to survive in mud and swim through pipelines. Today we wallow. Tomorrow we rule.

01-20-2011, 06:50 PM	#40 (permalink)
Cheese96 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: IN Posts: 504	And he's ALSO a plagarizer! Who knew?!

01-20-2011, 07:35 PM	#41 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Oh Haigha (trying to change the name to "Mugwort") knows all about palgerism. I'll tell you the story, some time.

01-21-2011, 04:32 AM	#48 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374

01-21-2011, 08:44 PM	#52 (permalink)
Haigha Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Near Vancouver, Canada Posts: 98	How can you argue with a noisy black bird that lives on garbage?

01-21-2011, 11:07 PM	#53 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	No comment on my Haigh-siggy riff?

01-22-2011, 04:00 AM	#56 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	paid advertisement mudflaps, inc. CHARACTOR ASSASINATION CAMPAIGNS POLITICAL SLURS OPPONENT TAMPERING OUTRIGHT LYING FEMALE STRIPPER CONTESTS, OUR SPECIALTY! Last edited by royster; 01-22-2011 at 04:04 AM.

02-02-2011, 07:55 PM	#59 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Savage: He isn't [WISTFUL TINKLY PIANO MUSIC] SAVAGE: Some say he was a cruel God in the beginning. But as a young God, he made SURE the was Light, for everybody. And when man was created, he made certain that firmament was available and ready. Yes, unlike God-wannabes, Savage is HUMAN, just like us, yet God of the Universe. Unlike East Martian Females with 5 demanding green boxes and seeking out West Martian Males to fill them, Savage takes only what he needs, and gives the rest to humanity. SAVAGE: THE ONLY EARTH-RULER YOU'LL EVER NEED. Last edited by royster; 02-02-2011 at 08:01 PM.

02-02-2011, 08:06 PM	#60 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Mounds---of garbage! MOUNDS: He started the "False Claims About The Innocent Above You Board", whose popularity is responsible for several divorces and two people to "come out" to their family. Would such an unscrupilous scoundrel make a good ruler of EARTH? We've already HAD those kinds of rulers. We've had our knuckles whacked with them all our lives! We're tired of divorces, and TIRED of drooling over OLD PICTURES of a now-aging Illustro Cado! MOUNDS: HE AMOUNDS TO TROUBLE! VOTE SAVAGELY FOR EARTH RULER! REMEMBER: "SAVAGE" IS "SALVAGE" WITHOUT THE 'ELL!

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