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roxyruby · 01-17-2011, 10:46 AM

'I walked in on my room-mate as I was masturbating'

'I wish I could go to a restaurant called 'I don't care' cause then I could go to the place my wifes always taking about'

'The world would be a cleaner place, if only blind people had a broom instead of a cane'

cacheborn · 01-18-2011, 06:01 AM

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. ~ Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~ Groucho Marx

James81 · 01-18-2011, 04:46 PM

"Last night I helped my friend stay put. That's way easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not try to load ♥♥♥♥ into a van."--Mitch Hedburg

Weena · 01-18-2011, 06:53 PM

To me anything by Dylan Moran is just gold.

BillyTheAdult · 01-18-2011, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James81

"Last night I helped my friend stay put. That's way easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not try to load ♥♥♥♥ into a van."--Mitch Hedburg

I love escalators because they can never break, they can only become stairs.
-Hedberg

James81 · 01-18-2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyTheAdult

I love escalators because they can never break, they can only become stairs.
-Hedberg

"It is a hipapotamus really a hipapotamus or just a really cool apotaumus?"--Hedburg

01-17-2011, 10:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	Funny stand up comedy 'I walked in on my room-mate as I was masturbating' 'I wish I could go to a restaurant called 'I don't care' cause then I could go to the place my wifes always taking about' 'The world would be a cleaner place, if only blind people had a broom instead of a cane'

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cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. ~ Groucho Marx Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~ Groucho Marx

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