HoffaQuest-the search for Jimmy

[royster]

Guys, have you ever turned your computer keyboard upside-down? You'd be amazed at what falls out of it, particularly if you only do this every 3 years, or in a coffee-baptismal panic, jerking it (the keyboard) off to the side. If you're a guy, I'm sure you've jerked it off to the side. At least a few times.

Scientific analysis of those spharticles reveals much about your history. Primarily your eating history. From that gritty stuff, the F.B.US and the C.I.IS can determine precisely what brand of tobacco you use. And what color your cat is.

Could it be Hoffa particles?

[royster]

That stuff that ends up under the couch cushions is actually valuable organic matter Monsanto would like to gather for popcorn crops, because it's been genetically altered under your wife's butt, which might be hot, but not enough for Jiffy Pop.

Secret documents remote-viewed from Monsanto reveal that they already have the market for this pop-ourri, and plan to call it Hoffa Pop.

Could it be Hoffa particles?

[royster]

Most people never see the bottom of their glove box (that hole in the dashboard of your car) until it's time to sell the car, and sometimes, not even then. This is always when you find those IRS papers that would have kept Uncle Walt out of prison a few years, but you didn't think to look here, did you?

But there that detritus is, down there, particles of glitter, bobby pins and your now-college-age kid's pacifyer...gee, been a while, eh?

What IS that stuff?

Could it be...HoffaDust?

[royster]

In June of 2003, in Adamsgroin, New Jersey, a housewife was cleaning her oven with EASY-OFF (her son, thinking the title of the product promised something entierly different, used a part of the can and thus will NOT be providing her with grandchildren) when the grease and coagulation parted to uncover this image.

Is THIS the Shroud Of Rosie O'Donnell?

Or the semi-intelligent, deliberate gathering of Hoffa particles?

[royster]

Residents of East Virginia are advised that the new asbestos law has been drafted to include the moving of refrigerators that have been in service since 1998. The law states that hazardous waste handlers MUST be employed for moving a refrigerator forward in order to vacuum the coils.

That layer of nuclee-yer waste down there, amidst the pens, cat toys and flattened "Slurpee" straws may well contain traces of Hoffa Particularine, a substance known to the commonwealth of East Virginia to cause hallucinations in laboratory cleaning ladies. Certain mushrooms have been known to thrive in such an environment.

[desertrat]

You would be amazed at what I have blown out of refererator condencers. Not one sighting of Jimmy Hoffa tho. I dont eat over my key board so I no crumbs get in there. I did that bonk your head thread a few times , that got out ever thing else out , no signe of Hoffa. On papers in the glove comperment , one lady told me when she bought a new car and was selling her old one , she was cleaning out the glove comperment. She got phy. sick at the idea of selling her car , even she did not rely nead it any more. She did not see Hoffa there either. I doont remember her telling me she saw him any way. On jiffy pop. Is that the thing in the reddy to put on the stove that should move the aluminum top ? I remember them as a kid alwayse burnned. I dont think Hoffa would hide in there he would burn his a** . I have heard Haffa was killed and creamated so maby the answer is " blowing in the wind " . desert rat

[royster]

You would be amazed at what I have blown out of refererator condencers.

No, I would not. Remember, desertrat, I perform home improvement. I insist on keeping those coils clean everywhere I go, and I have found Jimmy Hoffa on many occassions...or parts of him...under the 'frige. It's stunning the neglect that gathers in the average home. Golden Retriever fur-tumbleweeds, cat hair-ball puke, one sock, ancient receipts...Jimmy Hoffa's memoirs...the list is unending.

Thanks for your input. You're really a great sport.

Now: go get some real Mexican food, but don't order the pork. It could be...

well i think you get the idea.

[desertrat]

On ref. condencers , one frige I blew out hair curlers , some mach book cars and some other stuff , another fridge a lady had swept a bone that got sucked into the fan stopping it , a third frige a dead lizzard stuck the fan , they are low torqe motors. Always lots of dust . Before 1992 I would sometimes use a little R12 , do that today and I would be faceing a big fine. Yes I do have a e.p.a. cert. sec. 408 . Now I use a air conpressor or my nitrogen cyl. I once used co2 on a ice maching cond. coil. Here in this aera a guy with an air compressor and a long hose could do a good buisness just blowing out the dust in cond. coills . I guess a small part of Jimmy Hoffa could be in some of that dust in thoes frige condencers , who knows . desert rat

[royster]

Yeah, one time I moved my refrigerator out because it just wasn't cooling. A mouse had become wedged in the fan, like that lizard.

I can only assume little boy thought the refrigerator coil was a neat-o place to hide his Matchbox cars and treasures. It reminds me of my own childhood. I saved bottle caps, which I used with playing 'cars'. I stored them in the corners of the dining room table (diagonal braces under, horozontal to the top). You might remember, desertrat, they had cork in bottle caps back then.

[royster]

Today my sister-in-law cut my hair. I had copied this thread and e-mailed it to a few people. She said when she got the e-mail and saw "HoffaQuest", it had something to do with the junk left behind from my haircuts.

I don't think she's far off base, here. After all, in winter months, the showers are pretty far apart. It could WELL BE I'm harboring...

Jimmy Hoffa Particulate matter.

[royster]

My computer mouse was bumping around like an imbalanced tire at 55 miles per hour on a washboard road during hurricane season with an earthquake throw in for the sheer drama of it and to facilitate run-on sentences.

Q: Jimmy Hoffa particulate?

A: No, I'm not that fussy.

That layer of nuclee-yer waste down there, amidst the pens, cat toys and flattened "Slurpee" straws may well contain traces of Hoffa Particularine, a substance known to the commonwealth of East Virginia to cause hallucinations in laboratory cleaning ladies. Certain mushrooms have been known to thrive in such an environment.

This now includes South Virginia, The Sequil.

[royster]

HAWTHORNE, NEW HAMPSHIRE

The producers of Hoffy Hot Dogs has hesitated to honor the court order to place warning labels on their product.

Half a Hoffy hot Dog Has Hoffa-hacking halucinogens, hardly heart-healthy and hazardous to health. Hoffa hacks hail the hand-down as a hope for...


wait a minute....maybe that was bacon.



[Google search....] Nope: hot dogs. OMD!

(oh my dog!)

[desertrat]

I thought this was an old thread . I think sevral people have confessed to killing Jimmy Hoffa , and then write a book , my life as a hit man or something like that . One story said he was put in a car , it was crushed , and then burned . He is renincarnated by now . desert rat

[royster]

I thought this was an old thread

It IS an old thread.

No one seems to have problems with "Classics", which are just old stuff that's respected for being old stuff.

And I think this thread has a lot of potential. Unfortuneately, the forum is lacking sharp-witted re-habbers who need time off for good behavior.

Now you've piqued my curiosity, and I'll have to do a Google search about the Hoffa confessions.

[royster]

Hmmmm......

hoffasolved - Jimmy Hoffa murder solved

See THIS, desert rat?

Charles Brandt has written a best-selling page-turner that has already become a true crime classic.

It doesn't say "OLD" or "DISCARDED"...it says CLASSIC...like this thread.

[royster]

"...he had to have gotten into the car with someone he knew and trusted..."

[desertrat]

When I said some people have confessed and then written a book , I was being a bit funny . All some one needs are a few facts and a word prossor to make some money . I think we can put this post in the clasic area , as Jimmy Hoffa dissapred in the 70 s , I have vuage memories of the event along with high school . As to who killed J.F.K. and why , I was 6 at the time and all I remember is watching the furnural on t.v. desert rat

[royster]

Originally Posted by desertrat

As to who killed J.F.K. and why , I was 6 at the time and all I remember is watching the furnural on t.v. desert rat

Yeah, I remember the announcement over the loudspeaker at school, too. People openly wept. I was in 1st grade...that's about 6, right?

I take "death-bed-confessions" with a grain of salt. I wonder if we humans really want our mysteries solved and have all the answers. I'd like to have assasins held accountable, and eventually they are...in the universe, somewhere. Then you wonder: where would we be without those experiences?

The theories as to Jimmy Hoffa are many, all of them viable.

Me, I'll just continue being the sleuth looking for life's little answers, many of which are found in









Jimmy Hoffa particles of the mind >echo< >echo< >echo<

[royster]

Yes, it's DOWN THERE, in that corner cabinet with the turntable in it...the kids liked spinning it fast, and the seasonings flung off from the cintrifugal force and mis-spellings. They're BACK THERE, where light hasn't shone since 1998...the toppled seasonings, the half-empty food colorings, and...


WAIT! SOMETHING'S GRABBING YOUR HAND! It wants to know if 'you paint houses'.


I suppose if they aren't INVISIBLE HOUSES, maybe so.

But it's murmering...murmuring...momobur-mering....