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Mounds · 01-21-2011, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by beast

Funny that there's no option to vote for Savage.

This thread is for aspiring male strippers. Anyone who is currently dancing for money is being left out of the poll.

If you find yourself wondering why a certain guy was not listed, see above.

beast · 01-21-2011, 01:39 AM

Oh ****, I thought you were already working the tables.

Mounds · 01-21-2011, 01:46 AM

Just amateur gigs right now. House calls, bachelorette parties, the occasional stag (usually as a joke). One guy hired me to jump out of his wife's birthday cake. I sat in that cake for three hours with nothing but a flashlight and a copy of Readers Digest.

Yep, working the trenches of stripping sucks but what can ya do?

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 01-21-2011, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

Just amateur gigs right now. House calls, bachelorette parties, the occasional stag (usually as a joke). One guy hired me to jump out of his wife's birthday cake. I sat in that cake for three hours with nothing but a flashlight and a copy of Readers Digest.

Yep, working the trenches of stripping sucks but what can ya do?

Do you do some kind of novelty act? I'm sure we're all aware that almond joy's got nuts, and mounds don't...

st33med · 01-21-2011, 02:52 AM

OK, who voted for me???

Cheese96 · 01-21-2011, 02:53 AM

I would vote for everyone if I could. Just saying

beast · 01-21-2011, 02:54 AM

Yourself?

st33med · 01-21-2011, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by beast

Yourself?

No, I just saw this thread.

Haigha · 01-21-2011, 03:08 AM

I could be a winner--I'm getting into my second childhood. Now, if I could just remember what those funny bits are for...

I won't dance. Don't ask me.

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 01-21-2011, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Haigha

I won't dance. Don't ask me.

But when you dance, you're charming and you're gentle...especially when you do the continental.

royster · 01-21-2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi

But when you dance, you're charming and you're gentle...especially when you do the continental.

INcontinental

Actually, I think he drives a Prius. The Continental wouldn't fit in his garage anymore due to that workbench he installed.

royster · 01-21-2011, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by st33med

OK, who voted for me???

It simply means I'll have to take you out on the Mud Flinging thread...but just for dinner and a movie, and don't ask me to take you out again.

Yes, Andrew, I'm a heart-breaker.

Mounds · 01-21-2011, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi

Do you do some kind of novelty act? I'm sure we're all aware that almond joy's got nuts, and mounds don't...

I offer a package I like to call, "Tuk Tuk". It's for special clients.

royster · 01-21-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

I offer a package I like to call, "Tuk Tuk". It's for special clients.

He does one for bakery workers called "Tuk and Roll".

Haigha · 01-21-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

INcontinental

Actually, I think he drives a Prius. The Continental wouldn't fit in his garage anymore due to that workbench he installed.

When I was a young cowhand out on the range I used to drive cattle. Later I married a woman and now I drive a Ford. It's all I can a Ford.

royster · 01-21-2011, 09:40 PM

NEWS FLASH! (Oh! My EYYYYYES!)
GAY BOB HAS REGISTERED FOR PAVLINA FORUM "MALE STRIPPER" CONTEST AND HAS TAKEN THE LEAD! (pronounced "leed")

Coming from behind Mounds is in a tight second place, with royster and Andrew Gubb closing in the rear! st33med is butt a point ahead of himself. James81 is engineering a new approach, and Illustro Cado is feeling his way around the "obsticles".

FILM AT 11.
(See? You should have used 'Zest'. It doesn't leave a soap film...)

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 01-21-2011, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mounds

I offer a package I like to call, "Tuk Tuk". It's for special clients.

Thank god you allow some of your clients to pay with barter, great likeness by one of your return customers....

royster · 01-22-2011, 02:32 AM

Solipsist- HE'S A TERRIFIC GUY. YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM.

NOT!

beast · 01-22-2011, 03:34 AM

royster, you're a dead ringer for a famous actor but I can't put my finger on who. Help me out here! Who do people say you look like?

Edit: DUSTIN HOFFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, what a good feeling.

royster · 01-22-2011, 03:48 AM

THANKS, HON!

(That isn't the first time I've heard that. Also, some have said I sort of look like George Harrison. Others point and say "That poster I saw in the post office!)

beast · 01-22-2011, 04:03 AM

Huh I can sort of see George Harrison, too. Don't take that compliment lightly; he's a hero.

NDN Scholar · 01-22-2011, 04:10 AM

Hey beast, whatever happened to the picture of you flashing your nipple?

elucidate · 01-22-2011, 04:10 AM

Hey, you're right. You look heaps like Tootsie Royster!

beast · 01-22-2011, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NDN Scholar

Hey beast, whatever happened to the picture of you flashing your nipple?

I started to feel uncomfortable with the knowledge that my nipple was up there for the whole world to see.

royster · 01-22-2011, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by elucidate

Hey, you're right. You look heaps like Tootsie Royster!

Thus the inspiration for the Rocky Horror Drag Poll.

Lakshyayidhi Lakshmihi · 01-22-2011, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

THANKS, HON!

(That isn't the first time I've heard that. Also, some have said I sort of look like George Harrison. Others point and say "That poster I saw in the post office!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by beast

Huh I can sort of see George Harrison, too. Don't take that compliment lightly; he's a hero.

Yes a link to a youtube video. I always thought royster bore a striking resemblance to that messenger from inner space, George Harrison...

YouTube - George Harrison - Rising Sun

royster · 01-23-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

...and dangerous redheads

Oh NO! NOW look what you've manifested, WaxFrijole!

YOWZA! She's got MOUNDS in th' cross hairs and ain't lettin' up on that radar blip!

GoingUnder · 01-23-2011, 07:24 PM

royster.

I'm amazed it's taken this long to get there...

Full stop. The End.

Royster it is.

royster · 01-23-2011, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

Oh NO! NOW look what you've manifested, WaxFrijole!

YOWZA! She's got MOUNDS in th' cross hairs and ain't lettin' up on that radar blip!

Talk about wearing PUMPS!

View Poll Results: Who on the forum would make the best male stripper?
Curtis2011	0	0%
LostMyMap	0	0%
NDN Scholar	1	3.13%
Royster	7	21.88%
St33med	1	3.13%
James81	3	9.38%
Wax Frog	2	6.25%
relaXman	4	12.50%
Mounds cough, cough	12	37.50%
BillytheAdult	0	0%
Andrew Gubb	7	21.88%
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01-21-2011, 01:39 AM	#242 (permalink)
beast Retired Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,501	Oh ****, I thought you were already working the tables.

01-21-2011, 01:46 AM	#243 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	Just amateur gigs right now. House calls, bachelorette parties, the occasional stag (usually as a joke). One guy hired me to jump out of his wife's birthday cake. I sat in that cake for three hours with nothing but a flashlight and a copy of Readers Digest. Yep, working the trenches of stripping sucks but what can ya do?

01-21-2011, 02:52 AM	#245 (permalink)
st33med Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,829	OK, who voted for me???

01-21-2011, 02:53 AM	#246 (permalink)
Cheese96 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: IN Posts: 504	I would vote for everyone if I could. Just saying

01-21-2011, 02:54 AM	#247 (permalink)
beast Retired Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,501	Yourself?

01-21-2011, 03:08 AM	#249 (permalink)
Haigha Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Near Vancouver, Canada Posts: 98	I could be a winner--I'm getting into my second childhood. Now, if I could just remember what those funny bits are for... I won't dance. Don't ask me.

01-21-2011, 09:40 PM	#256 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	NEWS FLASH! (Oh! My EYYYYYES!) GAY BOB HAS REGISTERED FOR PAVLINA FORUM "MALE STRIPPER" CONTEST AND HAS TAKEN THE LEAD! (pronounced "leed") Coming from behind Mounds is in a tight second place, with royster and Andrew Gubb closing in the rear! st33med is butt a point ahead of himself. James81 is engineering a new approach, and Illustro Cado is feeling his way around the "obsticles". FILM AT 11. (See? You should have used 'Zest'. It doesn't leave a soap film...)

01-22-2011, 02:32 AM	#258 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Solipsist- HE'S A TERRIFIC GUY. YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM. NOT!

01-22-2011, 03:34 AM	#259 (permalink)
beast Retired Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,501	royster, you're a dead ringer for a famous actor but I can't put my finger on who. Help me out here! Who do people say you look like? Edit: DUSTIN HOFFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, what a good feeling.

01-22-2011, 03:48 AM	#260 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	THANKS, HON! (That isn't the first time I've heard that. Also, some have said I sort of look like George Harrison. Others point and say "That poster I saw in the post office!)

01-22-2011, 04:03 AM	#261 (permalink)
beast Retired Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,501	Huh I can sort of see George Harrison, too. Don't take that compliment lightly; he's a hero.

01-22-2011, 04:10 AM	#262 (permalink)
NDN Scholar Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The North Posts: 878	Hey beast, whatever happened to the picture of you flashing your nipple?

01-22-2011, 04:10 AM	#263 (permalink)
elucidate Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 12,751	Hey, you're right. You look heaps like Tootsie Royster!

01-23-2011, 07:24 PM	#268 (permalink)
GoingUnder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 161	royster. I'm amazed it's taken this long to get there... Full stop. The End. Royster it is.

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