Coming To Fruitation

[royster]

I STILL mangle words at times.

"Well, that's no constellation!"

Ooops...it's "consollation".

I remember being corrected on the word "fruition". I said, "I'm just waiting for this to come to fruitation." She laughed a gentle laugh and said "fruITION." We had a good laugh, and my grammer made another step away from Neanderthol grunting.

Any words you've placed in the blender and hit "puree"?

[royster]

My mother was notorious for destroyng the English language.

For many years, she smoked "Raleigh" cigarettes...so did I, because I stole them from her.

She came to visit me in Washington, D.C. several years ago, and had this weird looking pack of smokes. I asked about her beloved Raleighs and she stated:

"I smoke genetics, now."

My reply:

"Gee, who makes 'em...Josef Mengele?"

She, of course, meant generics.

[LostMyMap]

Why does this thread make me think of G W Bush?

I'm sure Mounds would deny this, but I've heard Canadians say "alu-min-ium" for aluminum.

We have these problems because of our Manglo-Saxon decent.

[st33med]

Coming to Fruitation

Don't you mean Fruition?

[Anthony1973]

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

Why does this thread make me think of G W Bush?

I'm sure Mounds would deny this, but I've heard Canadians say "alu-min-ium" for aluminum.

We have these problems because of our Manglo-Saxon decent.

hmm we Brits actually spell it aluminium... thats why we pronounce it as such.


When I die I shall soar with angels... when I die to the angels what I shall become you cannot imagine...

[royster]

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

Why does this thread make me think of G W Bush?

Make no misinterpretarians from it! The Deciderer had the misunertakings of a serious disease. Or two.


Besides: he knew how it felt to put food on our children.

[royster]

Originally Posted by st33med

Don't you mean Fruition?

No, actually I meant "Coming To Frutation" ~ it's Eddie Murphy's sequel to "Coming To America" but the Prince decides he's gay, so it's based in Greenwich Village. Or San Fransisco. WUT~evrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[st33med]

Frutation is not a word is what I am pointing out royster. Just sayin'.

*Spell checker powers deactivate!*

[royster]

That's just an old wise tail.

Since you got the spell checker out, see if I got "consollation" right. Appropiately, I probably didn't.

[Anthony1973]

Originally Posted by royster

That's just an old wise tail.

Since you got the spell checker out, see if I got "consollation" right. Appropiately, I probably didn't.

nope, you deafinetly got that rong


When I die I shall soar with angels... when I die to the angels what I shall become you cannot imagine...

[royster]

Originally Posted by Anthony1973

nope, you deafinetly got that rong

Dam. Your knot going to beleive this, but their is something your going to half to due for spell check; upgraid you're computer's mammory.

[st33med]

Originally Posted by Anthony1973

When I die I shall soar with angels... when I die to the angels what I shall become you cannot imagine...

You do know that you can set up a sig? Go to User CP in the left corner of this forum and then go to Edit Signature in the column.

[royster]

Worse Chester sauce.

[Helesinine]

Originally Posted by royster

Any words you've placed in the blender and hit "puree"?

Last summer when I realized that in the Matrix, there is no grammar, I put the entire movie in the blender and this is what came to fruitation.

WARNING! If you're interested in keeping you sanitee, don't reed this!!!

The Matrix in Engrish

Neo waked up and his computer telled him Matrix has you.
Neow followed the whiter abbit and meeted Trinity.
What is teh Matriks Neeo asked but Trinidee didnt answer.
You havent answeerd my question Neu sayed.
Triniti taked Neo to Morhpeus cuz Morps knows better.
Have u ever haved a dreem that you was sure it wasd real? Morpheuz askd.
Morphus showed him blue and redd pill.
Neo choosed the led pirr and got dematrixized.
Am I deaded Nweo asked.
Welcome to de real wolrd Norpheus said.
He teached Neo kung foo and ju jitzoo.
Then he taked Neeow to the Oracle.
At the Orakels place Neo bended spoonz with a littl kid and haved a lot ov fun.
The Oragle showwed Neo a sign in Latin but he did-nt understanded it.
She telled Ne-Yo iznt the One cuz teh One'z soppused to be able to reed in Latin.
Then shee sayd Neo iz gonna die or wuz it Morpius she wasn't sure.
Neoo didnd wanna die so the Orracle sayed he's going to bee alive and gived himm a cookie.
While Neo eated his coogie, teh agents kidnapped Morbeous.
They taked him to a military biulding and starded to interrogayt him.
Agnet Smitt talked a long speech about humen being like viruses but he acutally wanted to become a viruz imself.
He speeked for five and a half howrs so Murpheus falled asleep but Smith woked him up again.
While Smid was speeching, Cypher getted out of teh May-tricks and pulled everyones pluggs so they dropped down deaded.
He couldnt reach Neos and Drinitys blugs, therfor he tryd to pull Tanks plugg first.
That was a misstake becawse Tanc diddnt hav a pluug.
When Syfer approachd, Thank sudenly stooded up and shotted him with a lazer-blazer-weapon.
Then Tanck helpd Neoh and Trinitee out of teh Amtrix.
Zmith was still tortureing Morphyus wth hiz ekscruciating sbeech so Tankk wanted to pull Morpfeuses ploog but Neo stopd him.
Neeoo mayd a choiss to rescue Murphyous.
He jjacked into the Matryx with Thrinitty and lots of guns.
They goed to the billding where aggents keeped Morpeus.
In the loby Neo realised that ther is no spoon.
He fighted his way to teh elevator to get at least a forrk.
Neo and Trinniteh elevatored to the roof but getted distrackted by aygents.
Trinty saw a helicopta and downlowded a pilot lesson.
Nee-oh saw a book and townloaded a Latin lessony to become teh oNe.
Then they tooked the hellicoptr and flyed to the window to resskue Morpos.
They forced Smizz to finaly shut upp and gotted Morfeus out.
Shmith sended an unit of agentz after them cause they interroopted his marvellouz speach.
Neeoh, Trinedee and Morrphes runned to teh nearest eksit.
Trinitti annd Morlpheus getted out of the Mattrix but nEo maked another choize.
He see'ed a shiny ffork lying on the table near bye.
He runned to teh tabel and putted th efork in hiz pocket.
While hee was dooing htis the agensts destroyd the exit and runned after him.
NeO haved to figt them but Smeed shooted him whith his shooting gun.
In the real word Sentinulz were atacking Nebbugadnezar but teh crew couldntt dizable them cuz Neehoo wuz stilll in the Metrics.
Tinity kissd him and he waked up.
He coulded now see the Maytrix code cauze the Maydrix was coded in Latin and his brain addappted to Latin while he was takin a nap after Smite shott him.
Neou desdroyed Smeeth with ease so the other Agennts gotted scared and ranned Away.
He finnally getd out of the Mathrix just in tyme for otherz to fire the Emp, kill teh scentinals and save Nebukkadneezar.
What were u dooing in theer so longg Trinethy asked.
Neeoh searchd through his pokkets but didn-t find his phork.
Then he reallyzed there iz no fork eitherr.
Tihs valuable informashion gived him the abilitee to fly in the Matirx.
He hanged up the fone and flyed away.

[Wax Frog]

Fruititationalization?

[Helesinine]

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Fruititationalization?

Lol! I guess so.

[Wax Frog]

Stand up!
Pollinate your peach trees
Stand up!
For harvest time
Stand up!
Pistils all around you
Stand up, and fructify [fructify], hy-hyyyyyy!*

*Many years ago I passed thru the living room while my old-school country music loving Momma was watching Grand Ole Opry. It was my ill fate to get earwormed by this song, so I survive by periodically mini-parodying it I do love me some "hy-hyyyy" (even though those aren't formal lyrics)...

[royster]

"Call NOW for a FREE constellation!"

[LostMyMap]

Originally Posted by st33med

Don't you mean Fruition?

Did someone not get the joke???

[Wax Frog]

Sting will listen hard to your tuitetactorizationalism, you will see it come to its fruitefactorizationalism...

[royster]

He will also turn your face to alibaster (city scenes / above the furited planes)
when you find that marinik is your master.

[Wax Frog]

The alabastardization of the Anglicotronic Languagimatrefixolaca. My mouth hurts.

[royster]

My eyes hurt!

Still...excellent work, Mr. Waxocity!

[Wax Frog]

Well, you know what they say.... No, really, I have total faith that you do, and further that you'll save me from a life of spiritual bankruptcy by sharing this vital information.

[royster]

Yes, I do, but they're not saying it now...I wonder if there's a moritorium on that? (Moritoriums are large glass structures that probably shouldn't be on such a baseless foundation).