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royster · 01-12-2011, 03:31 AM

Post your favorite Simpsons jokes.

royster · 01-12-2011, 03:32 AM

Homer is building a brick barbeque (which later becomes his ticket to the art world).

BART: Can I destroy evidence in it?

HOMER: We can ALLLL destroy evidence in it, son.

royster · 01-12-2011, 03:34 AM

Some folks don't like The Simpsons because they don't get the humor, or it goes too fast for them.

The Simpsons are driving. A deer is in the road.

HOMER: D'OH!!

MARGE: A DEER!

LISA: A FEMALE DEER!

Jon Tore · 01-12-2011, 05:18 PM

Homer, singing: I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

YouTube - The Simpsons - I Am So Smart

Lauxa · 01-12-2011, 06:19 PM

My favorite is when Homer eats the chili pepper and then has a crazy trip in the desert.

relaXman · 01-12-2011, 06:19 PM

Q: What do Jessica Simpson and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Crowheart · 01-12-2011, 07:06 PM

I don't recall why, but Homer was trying to intercept a package going to Mr. Burns.

Here's the clip:
YouTube - Homer Simpson my name is Mr.Burns.

royster · 01-12-2011, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lauxa

My favorite is when Homer eats the chili pepper and then has a crazy trip in the desert.

Oh that was a great episode. Johnny Cash was voice for the coyote. I was recently thinking of that episode. If I'm correct, as he ends up inside the lighthouse, his silhouette reflects on the sky, and Lisa comments something to the affect "Wow; Batman has really let himself go."

Jon Tore · 01-12-2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowheart

I don't recall why, but Homer was trying to intercept a package going to Mr. Burns.

Here's the clip:
YouTube - Homer Simpson my name is Mr.Burns.

Hahaha! Hilarous

royster · 01-12-2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowheart

I don't recall why, but Homer was trying to intercept a package going to Mr. Burns.

I think it was a very nasty letter he wrote to Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns got the letter, anyway.

royster · 01-22-2011, 11:44 PM

YouTube - Homer Simpson D'oh Song

royster · 01-23-2011, 03:56 PM

LISA: Can we visit New York City again, sometime, Dad?

[Garbage flies through the broken windshield]

>SPLUT!<

HOMER: We see, sweetheart, >splut< we'll see.

01-12-2011, 03:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	D'oh! Post your favorite Simpsons jokes.

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royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Some folks don't like The Simpsons because they don't get the humor, or it goes too fast for them. The Simpsons are driving. A deer is in the road. HOMER: D'OH!! MARGE: A DEER! LISA: A FEMALE DEER! Last edited by royster; 01-12-2011 at 03:37 AM.

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royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Twin Towers episode LISA: Can we visit New York City again, sometime, Dad? [Garbage flies through the broken windshield] >SPLUT!< HOMER: We see, sweetheart, >splut< we'll see.

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01-12-2011, 03:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Homer is building a brick barbeque (which later becomes his ticket to the art world). BART: Can I destroy evidence in it? HOMER: We can ALLLL destroy evidence in it, son.

01-12-2011, 05:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	Homer, singing: I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! YouTube - The Simpsons - I Am So Smart

01-12-2011, 06:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lauxa Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,545	My favorite is when Homer eats the chili pepper and then has a crazy trip in the desert.

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relaXman Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: istanbul Posts: 1,016	Q: What do Jessica Simpson and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.

01-12-2011, 07:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
Crowheart Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 11	I don't recall why, but Homer was trying to intercept a package going to Mr. Burns. Here's the clip: YouTube - Homer Simpson my name is Mr.Burns.

01-22-2011, 11:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	YouTube - Homer Simpson D'oh Song

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