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Wax Frog · 12-31-2010, 09:53 PM

Yes, I'm that bored and bereft of get-a-life-ness!

I don't suppose you work for a chain that used to have good bread and lame "bonzer" menu nomenclature, but AFAIK still has good honey mustard dressing and salad?

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 01:11 AM

no not that one...this one is less sparkily but good drama.

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by insanezenmistress

no not that one...this one is less sparkily but good drama.

Ah! Like something Guy Fieri would visit, but without the delicious awesomeness?

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 01:31 AM

Bam

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Ah! Like something Guy Fieri would visit, but without the delicious awesomeness?

i dont know who that guy guy is, i thought of that other guy. Thank you reading some of my babblings.

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by insanezenmistress

i dont know who that guy guy is, i thought of that other guy. Thank you reading some of my babblings.

Emeril is a goof! LOL! Guy does a Food Network show called "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives". Here's a pic of him:

I specialize in babble!

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 01:57 AM

finer establishments call me incoherant. they told me it is like chasing bouncing balls.

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 06:03 AM

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finer establishments call me incoherant. they told me it is like chasing bouncing balls.

Goodie! You and me together will be like tossing TNT on an oil fire!

AlmostGodess · 01-01-2011, 06:05 AM

Don' really like salads

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

Don' really like salads

I keep picturing a woman with a blazing fast pair of knives, rapping them against a cutting board while making appropriate martial-artist yells!

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 07:45 AM

...or, how about a more old-school template?

YouTube - John Belushi's Best of - Samurai Delicatessen - SNL '75

AlmostGodess · 01-01-2011, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

...or, how about a more old-school template?

YouTube - John Belushi's Best of - Samurai Delicatessen - SNL '75

Me does not know why you call it old-school, this is exactly why I do when I enter a kitchen

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 01:46 PM

ohh....*clicks air thru lips in that theres-a better-word-i just-dont-know-it- kinda way* It's not all that glamorous

a salad ninja blends in..and their crowning achievements are to appear with arms loaded with just that item the costomer was about to miss. salad ninjas also have a talent for catching items as they are falling. A handly skill when the letuce bins are about to go flying off the bar.

all talking to themselves takes place in the form of song. but the flaw of the salad ninja as that she knows no song in it's entireyly.

you dont have to like salad.........the honey mustard for your ckicken comes from me too.

AlmostGodess · 01-01-2011, 03:04 PM

Thank you, Jes, that's very sweet of you

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Originally Posted by insanezenmistress

ohh....*clicks air thru lips in that theres-a better-word-i just-dont-know-it- kinda way* It's not all that glamorous

a salad ninja blends in..and their crowning achievements are to appear with arms loaded with just that item the costomer was about to miss. salad ninjas also have a talent for catching items as they are falling. A handly skill when the letuce bins are about to go flying off the bar.

all talking to themselves takes place in the form of song. but the flaw of the salad ninja as that she knows no song in it's entireyly.

you dont have to like salad.........the honey mustard for your ckicken comes from me too.

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 03:18 PM

so ....

*fidgeting*...

did i fail the test..am i sane?......where can i focus..

aw screw that do ya mind if i stick around...but i seriously think i need to evaluate and might need a temp lable to understand my neurology and stuff........*drools*

what do you think am i usefull and helpfull may i belive in the things i feel are shares of psychic energy...because i have made some errors.

*rather than details feel this...(friggen comercial gonna screw with the moment, buddha be praised)

YouTube - Queensryche - I Don't Believe In Love *

AlmostGodess · 01-01-2011, 03:32 PM

I don't know, Waxy is the tester

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

I don't know, Waxy is the tester

*lights a ciggarette and , plugs in the ipod....*

ok let me know when he gets in.

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 09:48 PM

Pray you're sane, you'll want membership in AJBMA, where you can then actually lose it for good!

Oh, and Country Kitchen Buffet, perchance? I went to one many years ago...

You may appreciate the little joke comparison I came up with, but was never able to add to. I'd dreamt of making it a list:

Hungy: when you order the all-you-can-eat buffet
Hongry: when you ask to be seated at the buffet

Wax Frog · 01-01-2011, 09:51 PM

insanezenmistress · 01-01-2011, 09:53 PM

country kitchen!.......if i'd have the write reply botton there'd be a rolling eyes emoticon here......

ohhhh you didnt read my blabberings or you'd know

oh lordy, my salad bar is much prettier

AlmostGodess · 01-01-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

P

Hungy: when you order the all-you-can-eat buffet
Hongry: when you ask to be seated at the buffet

Oh, it has nothing to do with Hongaria and the Hongarians of course

Wax Frog · 01-02-2011, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by insanezenmistress

country kitchen!.......if i'd have the write reply botton there'd be a rolling eyes emoticon here......

ohhhh you didnt read my blabberings or you'd know

oh lordy, my salad bar is much prettier

I skimmed 'em!

Even if I'd payed attention, I'd still give wrong answers just for the sheer joy of making your roll your eyes like this:

Wax Frog · 01-02-2011, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

Oh, it has nothing to do with Hongaria and the Hongarians of course

Nah, they're too busy trying to conquer and then eat Turkey!

I guess I could go for some Moldovan Molé about now!

AlmostGodess · 01-02-2011, 10:20 AM

I think you should go for some Spanish Ole or some French Au Lait

Wax Frog · 01-02-2011, 05:23 PM

mămăligă?

what's with all the weird little dimples?

Wax Frog · 01-02-2011, 05:25 PM

Mmm, chocolate covered curry mămăligă!

AlmostGodess · 01-02-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Mmm, chocolate covered curry mămăligă!

Waxy, that's a crazy combination

This is how it should look like. My God, why do I have to teach you all this???

Andrew Gubb · 01-02-2011, 06:18 PM

yabble yabble?

Wax Frog · 01-02-2011, 06:28 PM

Gubbster wants him a little crouton and balsamic action!

Just watch out, Miz Ninja might get confused and turn you into a Cobb

Get it? Cobb salad, turkey, turkey body...

Wax Frog · 01-02-2011, 06:29 PM

Tor-TEE-ah Ess-pan-YOLE-ah! Ah-rrrr-r-r-r-r-r-R-R-R-R-R-r-r-r-r-r!

12-31-2010, 09:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Sanity Test for Salad Ninjas Yes, I'm that bored and bereft of get-a-life-ness! I don't suppose you work for a chain that used to have good bread and lame "bonzer" menu nomenclature, but AFAIK still has good honey mustard dressing and salad?

01-01-2011, 09:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Pray you're sane, you'll want membership in AJBMA, where you can then actually lose it for good! Oh, and Country Kitchen Buffet, perchance? I went to one many years ago... You may appreciate the little joke comparison I came up with, but was never able to add to. I'd dreamt of making it a list: Hungy: when you order the all-you-can-eat buffet Hongry: when you ask to be seated at the buffet Last edited by Wax Frog; 01-01-2011 at 09:50 PM.

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insanezenmistress Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 108	country kitchen!.......if i'd have the write reply botton there'd be a rolling eyes emoticon here...... ohhhh you didnt read my blabberings or you'd know oh lordy, my salad bar is much prettier Last edited by insanezenmistress; 01-01-2011 at 09:54 PM. Reason: then saw pic

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insanezenmistress Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 108	no not that one...this one is less sparkily but good drama.

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insanezenmistress Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 108	Bam

01-01-2011, 01:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
insanezenmistress Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 108	finer establishments call me incoherant. they told me it is like chasing bouncing balls.

01-01-2011, 06:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
AlmostGodess Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: France Posts: 6,053	Don' really like salads

01-01-2011, 07:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	...or, how about a more old-school template? YouTube - John Belushi's Best of - Samurai Delicatessen - SNL '75

01-01-2011, 01:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
insanezenmistress Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 108	ohh....clicks air thru lips in that theres-a better-word-i just-dont-know-it- kinda way It's not all that glamorous a salad ninja blends in..and their crowning achievements are to appear with arms loaded with just that item the costomer was about to miss. salad ninjas also have a talent for catching items as they are falling. A handly skill when the letuce bins are about to go flying off the bar. all talking to themselves takes place in the form of song. but the flaw of the salad ninja as that she knows no song in it's entireyly. you dont have to like salad.........the honey mustard for your ckicken comes from me too.

01-01-2011, 03:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
insanezenmistress Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 108	so .... fidgeting... did i fail the test..am i sane?......where can i focus.. aw screw that do ya mind if i stick around...but i seriously think i need to evaluate and might need a temp lable to understand my neurology and stuff........drools what do you think am i usefull and helpfull may i belive in the things i feel are shares of psychic energy...because i have made some errors. rather than details feel this...(friggen comercial gonna screw with the moment, buddha be praised) YouTube - Queensryche - I Don't Believe In Love

01-01-2011, 03:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
AlmostGodess Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: France Posts: 6,053	I don't know, Waxy is the tester

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01-02-2011, 10:20 AM	#24 (permalink)
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01-02-2011, 05:23 PM	#25 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	mămăligă? what's with all the weird little dimples?

01-02-2011, 05:25 PM	#26 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Mmm, chocolate covered curry mămăligă!

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Andrew Gubb Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nationality: British Soul: Otherworldly Current Location: Barcelona, Spain Posts: 5,960	yabble yabble?

01-02-2011, 06:28 PM	#29 (permalink)
Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Gubbster wants him a little crouton and balsamic action! Just watch out, Miz Ninja might get confused and turn you into a Cobb Get it? Cobb salad, turkey, turkey body...

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Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Tor-TEE-ah Ess-pan-YOLE-ah! Ah-rrrr-r-r-r-r-r-R-R-R-R-R-r-r-r-r-r!

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