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roxyruby · 12-28-2010, 02:39 AM

Make up fake famous quotes from famous people, or from people in this forum, whatever.

"I do actually believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster despite the popular claims that I'm not religious" - Albert Einstein

"I must correct that famous phrase...now I say, No We Can't!" - Barrack Obama

"I did slip once and fall in when I walked on water" - Jesus Christ

"They say fame can get to your head...it got to my belly button" - Marilyn Monroe

Mynder · 12-28-2010, 08:17 PM

"Could you hold this for a minute?" - Atlas

"Wait...what?" - Ulysses

James81 · 12-28-2010, 08:22 PM

"This **** really IS bananas, and it's delicious." --Gwen Stefani

AlmostGodess · 12-28-2010, 08:50 PM

"Personal Development is all about bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S" James

Mynder · 12-29-2010, 01:05 PM

"NLP is great, but nothing gets rid of an ex better than a 9mm." - Angela

Helesinine · 12-29-2010, 01:31 PM

"I invented the Law of Attraction. And from now on, I apply the manifestation tax to all your manifestations. Mwahahaha!" - ALG

"If I do very well in personal development then maybe Steve will give me a nice yummy banana." - James

"I stared at the grass and the grass stared back at me. His eyes were creepy." - AlmostGodess

roxyruby · 12-29-2010, 02:32 PM

"Goo goo gaa gaa me want bottle of milk. Personal development is boring." - Angela

AlmostGodess · 12-29-2010, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helesinine

"I invented the Law of Attraction. And from now on, I apply the manifestation tax to all your manifestations. Mwahahaha!" - ALG

"If I do very well in personal development then maybe Steve will give me a nice yummy banana." - James

"I stared at the grass and the grass stared back at me. His eyes were creepy." - AlmostGodess

LOL

Really cool

AlmostGodess · 12-29-2010, 07:04 PM

"Batteries are women's best friends" - Lifetimelearner

lifetimelearner · 12-29-2010, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

"Batteries are women's best friends" - Lifetimelearner

LOL -yes they are !!

sheffy4 · 12-30-2010, 02:14 AM

"Oh dear, this Tide to Go Instant Stain Remover pen does not work as I had hoped..." Lady MacBeth

Mynder · 12-30-2010, 07:26 AM

"Where is Mounds when you need him?" - roxyruby

roxyruby · 12-30-2010, 10:30 AM

"Yeah, I come from Germany, but I'm sure as hell no German, Chiaaaa!!!!" - Mynder

"Personally, I think personal development actually sucks, I'm just here to get my daily social needs" - James81

roxyruby · 12-30-2010, 10:34 AM

"The price of freedom is 2 pieces of bread and a kiss on the cheek" - Nelson Mandela

"If I were a fairy, I would fly all around the world." - Arnold Swarzenegger

"To be at peace, to be kind....is is like a big sparkling rainbow coming out of a toilet. Go forth, go forth, and frolic in the fields." - The Dalai Lama

AlmostGodess · 12-30-2010, 01:18 PM

"Gravitation has nothing to do with people falling when they are drunk" - Anusha

"I am hhhhhere and ttttthere. And, yes, I forgot to mention I was short sighted" - Helesinine

Helesinine · 12-30-2010, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmostGodess

"I am hhhhhere and ttttthere. And, yes, I forgot to mention I was short sighted" - Helesinine

This thread was supposed to be about FAKE quotes.

lol

givejonadollar · 12-30-2010, 01:34 PM

I have decided to ditch the theories of Keynes for Austrian Economics. Thank you Ron Paul - Ben Bernanke (Chairman of the Federal Reserve)

roxyruby · 12-30-2010, 03:34 PM

"Drugs are for cool kids!" - Elmo from Sesame St

"My next fashion experiment is by golly gumdrops sure to involve Red Jelly, Ring-Binder folders, and carpet." - Lady Gaga

"Yoda, are you gay? It's ok if you are. Seriously, it's ok, and you can tell me." - Luke Skywalker

Mynder · 12-31-2010, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roxyruby

"Personally, I think personal development actually sucks, I'm just here to get my daily banana" - James81

Fixed this for you.

"I wish I could see their faces when they find out." - Father Christmas

AlmostGodess · 12-31-2010, 07:41 AM

"What you believe is irrelevant" - Mynder

roxyruby · 12-31-2010, 08:39 AM

"I'm better than you. I'm better than everyone here." - AlmostGodess

roxyruby · 12-31-2010, 08:43 AM

"The law of attraction states that every time you think about a puppy, you will manifest a thousand lollipops!" - Jack Canfield

Leaky Faucet · 12-31-2010, 08:45 AM

I like long skirts - Roxy Ruby

AlmostGodess · 12-31-2010, 09:49 AM

"I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right" - Roxy Ruby

cacheborn · 01-02-2011, 05:28 AM

I rule this Kingdom. ~ AG

roxyruby · 01-02-2011, 06:07 AM

"The name's born....Cash born." - Cacheborn

Ok, I know, that is a REAL famous quote XD

roxyruby · 01-02-2011, 06:14 AM

"Financial Abundance is a result of Domination or Submission" - Steve Pavlina

"Fear is only a little pink bubble that flies gently in the wind" - Oprah Winfrey

"It is a glorious day indeed when one places a crown enriched with gold and diamonds and rubies upon ones head and from thence forth, rules a great majority of people by her will" - The Queen of England

"When I become a Goddess you better watch out" - AlmostGodess

Helesinine · 01-02-2011, 06:46 PM

"Why overcome social anxiety? Anxious people are so cool." - roxyruby

cacheborn · 01-03-2011, 04:40 AM

All my pets are forum members here. - RoxyRuby

roxyruby · 01-03-2011, 04:50 AM

"I'm not here for the personal development, I'm just here for the free food!" - Helesinine

"Yes - I was born on a pile of cash and I love it" - Casheborne

12-28-2010, 02:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	The Fake Famous Quotes Thread Make up fake famous quotes from famous people, or from people in this forum, whatever. "I do actually believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster despite the popular claims that I'm not religious" - Albert Einstein "I must correct that famous phrase...now I say, No We Can't!" - Barrack Obama "I did slip once and fall in when I walked on water" - Jesus Christ "They say fame can get to your head...it got to my belly button" - Marilyn Monroe

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Helesinine Family Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,233	"I invented the Law of Attraction. And from now on, I apply the manifestation tax to all your manifestations. Mwahahaha!" - ALG "If I do very well in personal development then maybe Steve will give me a nice yummy banana." - James "I stared at the grass and the grass stared back at me. His eyes were creepy." - AlmostGodess

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roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"Goo goo gaa gaa me want bottle of milk. Personal development is boring." - Angela

12-29-2010, 07:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
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Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	"Where is Mounds when you need him?" - roxyruby

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roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"Yeah, I come from Germany, but I'm sure as hell no German, Chiaaaa!!!!" - Mynder "Personally, I think personal development actually sucks, I'm just here to get my daily social needs" - James81

12-30-2010, 10:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"The price of freedom is 2 pieces of bread and a kiss on the cheek" - Nelson Mandela "If I were a fairy, I would fly all around the world." - Arnold Swarzenegger "To be at peace, to be kind....is is like a big sparkling rainbow coming out of a toilet. Go forth, go forth, and frolic in the fields." - The Dalai Lama

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AlmostGodess Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: France Posts: 6,053	"Gravitation has nothing to do with people falling when they are drunk" - Anusha "I am hhhhhere and ttttthere. And, yes, I forgot to mention I was short sighted" - Helesinine

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givejonadollar Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 282	I have decided to ditch the theories of Keynes for Austrian Economics. Thank you Ron Paul - Ben Bernanke (Chairman of the Federal Reserve)

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roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"Drugs are for cool kids!" - Elmo from Sesame St "My next fashion experiment is by golly gumdrops sure to involve Red Jelly, Ring-Binder folders, and carpet." - Lady Gaga "Yoda, are you gay? It's ok if you are. Seriously, it's ok, and you can tell me." - Luke Skywalker

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roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"The law of attraction states that every time you think about a puppy, you will manifest a thousand lollipops!" - Jack Canfield

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01-02-2011, 06:07 AM	#26 (permalink)
roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"The name's born....Cash born." - Cacheborn Ok, I know, that is a REAL famous quote XD

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roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"Financial Abundance is a result of Domination or Submission" - Steve Pavlina "Fear is only a little pink bubble that flies gently in the wind" - Oprah Winfrey "It is a glorious day indeed when one places a crown enriched with gold and diamonds and rubies upon ones head and from thence forth, rules a great majority of people by her will" - The Queen of England "When I become a Goddess you better watch out" - AlmostGodess

01-02-2011, 06:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
Helesinine Family Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,233	"Why overcome social anxiety? Anxious people are so cool." - roxyruby

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cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	All my pets are forum members here. - RoxyRuby

01-03-2011, 04:50 AM	#30 (permalink)
roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	"I'm not here for the personal development, I'm just here for the free food!" - Helesinine "Yes - I was born on a pile of cash and I love it" - Casheborne